I am proud to announce that I have finally welcomed myself into the 21st century and am no longer a twit on Twitter — though still a twit in general. But I became twit-literate and created a Twitter page for the purpose of keeping you informed with up-to-the-second nightlife news.
@brittneycason you'll find tweets like ...
"Free glass of wine at Aquavina after show at Knight Theater. Knight Theater open house is Dec. 5 and they'll have karaoke on stage!"
"Jewel just dedicated a song to @ryanonair ...but he was in the bathroom, which @jacinda961 informed her - and the entire crowd"
"Paging all groupies and gold diggers: the entire NY Knicks team is at the BLT bar in the Ritz Carlton right now, but more importantly they have organic cocktails here!"
"Free parking across from Bentley's RSVP on Church and at Luna Lounge on College - all walking distance to Uptown ... just saying"
"I just had a girl brag to me about sleeping with Tucker Max...what am I suppose to do? Pat her on the back on say "Congrats on the Herpes"
"Andy Roddick is in Charlotte and seeking suggestions for nightlife ... where should I tell him to go?"
"Why do women always complain about men leaving the toilet seat up? ... they never complain when we leave it down"
"Carl Edwards just limped by me DURING the race - was he injured from the wreck? No, he broke his foot playing frisbee"
... so follow me, on Twitter, not home at night because that would be weird.