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3. "We took some pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. But we're going back again in a couple of weeks." — Groucho Marx, Animal Crackers (1930)
4. "I don't want to move to a city [Los Angeles] where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light." — Woody Allen, Annie Hall (1977)
5. "The jockey was a very insulting fellow. He referred to my proboscis as an adscititious excrescence. I had to tweak his nose." — W.C. Fields, The Bank Dick (1940)
6. "The only thing standing between you and a watery grave is your wits, and that's not my idea of adequate protection." — Humphrey Bogart, Beat the Devil (1953)
7. "I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them long winter evenings." — Humphrey Bogart, The Big Sleep (1946)
8. "All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain. Time to die." — Rutger Hauer, Blade Runner (1982)
9. "You aren't too bright. I like that in a man." — Kathleen Turner, Body Heat (1981)
10. "To a new world of gods and monsters!" — Ernest Thesiger, Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
11. "The world is made for those who aren't cursed with self-awareness." — Susan Sarandon, Bull Durham (1988)
12. "I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair." — Bette Davis, Cabin In the Cotton (1932)
13. "What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?" "My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters." "The waters? What waters? We're in the desert!" "I was misinformed." — Claude Rains and Humphrey Bogart, Casablanca (1942)
14. "Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!" — Patricia Neal, The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951)
15. "That's what I love about these high school girls. I keep getting older, they stay the same age." — Matthew McConaughney, Dazed and Confused (1993)
16. "C Energizers?" "D, motherfucker, D! Learn to speak English first, all right? D!" "How many you say?" "Twenty, motherfucker, 20!" "Motherfuck you!" — Steve Park and Bill Nunn, Do the Right Thing (1989)
17. "Do you expect me to talk?" "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!" — Sean Connery and Gert Frobe, Goldfinger (1964)
18. "Nietzsche said that the life we lived we're gonna live over again the exact same way for eternity. Great. That means I'll have to sit through the Ice Capades again." — Woody Allen, Hannah and Her Sisters (1986)
19. "People are just getting dumber, but more opinionated." — Lizan Mitchell, The Human Stain (2003)
20. "When you're slapped, you'll take it and like it." — Humphrey Bogart, The Maltese Falcon (1941)
21. "When the legend becomes fact, print the legend." — Carleton Young, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance (1962)
22. "Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight?" — Jack Lemmon, Mister Roberts (1955)
23. "Over? Did you say, 'Over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?" — John Belushi, National Lampoon's Animal House (1978). (Honorable mention from the same movie: "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son." — John Vernon)
24. "Is this a great country or what?" — Michael Keaton, Night Shift (1982)
25. "The prettiest sight in this fine pretty world is the privileged class enjoying its privileges." — James Stewart, The Philadelphia Story (1940)
26. "Don't be stupid, be a smarty. Come and join the Nazi party!" — Mel Brooks, The Producers (1968)
27. "We all go a little mad sometimes." — Anthony Perkins, Psycho (1960)
28. "A bum-legged old man and a drunk. That's all you got?" "That's what I got." — Ward Bond and John Wayne, Rio Bravo (1959)
29. "Sometimes you just gotta say, 'What the fuck.'" — Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business (1983)
30. "I'd buy that for a dollar!" — S.D. Nemeth, RoboCop (1987)
31. "Look at that! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs!" — Jack Lemmon, Some Like It Hot (1959)
32. "To you, I'm an atheist. To God, I'm the loyal opposition." — Woody Allen, Stardust Memories (1980)
33. "An intellectual carrot. The mind boggles!" — Douglas Spencer, The Thing From Another World (1951)
34. "In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had 500 years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce? The cuckoo clock." — Orson Welles, The Third Man (1949)
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