Thursday, November 2, 2006

The Wheel

Posted By on Thu, Nov 2, 2006 at 5:17 PM

Name of Kama Sutra Position: The Wheel

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?

I would give it an 8, while my partner gave it a 3 É

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? 
Heck no!

Did you feel like a pretzel?  Were you able to do the motions once in position? 
The beginning position is actually quite comfortable. It starts off in the typical "cowgirl," but then turns into an "Exorcist-meets-Alien" kind of motion, as the woman attempts to spin around in a circle while also maintaining a healthy genital-to-genital connection.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position? 
Quite simple to do!

How long did you last in the position?
We lasted about 10 minutes, but only because my partner was too tired to continue her "rounds."

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): 
She didnÕt enjoy it so much. She said it was more like working out than making love. She was also afraid of kicking me in the head.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):
I must say that I did rather enjoy it!

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?
Man: Absolutely! With a bowl of popcorn and a warm bag of gummy bears, I could have watched the show all day!
Woman: ThatÕs a "no" on the first question É and a "HECK NO" on the second!

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (why or why not)? 
No, it seemed as if we were both in our own world of thoughts. I was admiring the view and trying to keep a straight face at her difficulties, while she was busy coordinating her body to rotate, gyrate and stimulate Ñ all without beheading her mate!

Are you achy or sore after the fact?
Man: No
Woman: Her legs were burning a little the next day.

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? 
It was like making love in a new position every second Ñ the beautiful scenery of her body was constantly rotating and changing. I would also say that it was like having a giant metronome passing over my head, bringing with it a small, yet exhilarating element of danger.

Did she reach orgasm?
 
No

Did he reach orgasm? 
Close É very close

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? 
N/A

Would you do this position again (why or why not)? 
Yes, I would. In fact, I have already begun washing the dishes and cleaning the bathrooms in hopes of gaining her favor to give it another try.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable? 
Well, the guy has it made on this one. It is the woman who may want to train for several months in preparation of the endurance necessary to make a real go of it!

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