Wednesday, December 13, 2006

The Coitus of the Gods

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Name of Kama Sutra Position: The Coitus of the Gods

Getting into the position: The position is described as both the man and woman lying flat on a surface with their appendages, hands and torso directly overtop of one anotherÕs. Clasping each other's hands like two starfish making love, the lovers press their chests together and stretch out their thighs and arms while mimicking and complimenting each other's motions.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 
This position is a mediocre 6.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?
No

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?
The feeling of a gingerbread man comes to mind rather than the pretzel. The motions are very simple to perform and were, in fact, so simple that I became rather bored of its execution after about É well, a minute or two.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position? 
You shouldnÕt need them.

How long did you last in the position? 
We lasted about 5 minutes before we became bored and decided to move on to something else a little bit more exciting.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): Yes, very enjoyable.
Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): I would say that it is actually a great way to get warmed up for some real action.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?
Man:
I could truly have fallen asleep in this one É and I donÕt necessarily mean that entirely in a bad way. There is a sense of warmth, comfort and safety in this position.
Woman: She described it as being very comfortable and satisfying.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (why or why not)? 
Yes, I would say that this is an intimate position. I cannot think of another position in the book that has more direct eye and skin on skin contact. The lack of motion and physical pleasure was made up by its magnitude of emotional intimacy.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?
Man:
No
Woman: No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?
The position felt like we were making snow angels in bed. The feeling of my partner's body enveloping mine brought about an intense feeling of unity and passion wrapped up into one double-sided gingerbread man with Òdouble-stuffÓ icing smeared in between.

Did she reach orgasm? No
Did he reach orgasm? No

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?
 
I think it would take a while to have an orgasm using this position alone.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?
Yes, we will most definitely do this position again. I can really imagine it on a cold winter eve embraced under a bear skin rug next to the fire keeping each other warm!

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable?
It is what it is É and quite frankly I canÕt think of any way to bring more pleasure without taking away from the unity and intimacy of its basic and simple embrace.

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