Tuesday, April 3, 2007

The Two Palms

Posted By on Tue, Apr 3, 2007 at 10:52 AM

Name of Kama Sutra Position: The Two Palms

Getting into the position: The man has his back to a wall and his lover clings to his neck, places both feet into his palms and then rides him like a vertical donkey.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?
This is another sad 3 that truly had the 8 or 9 potential.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? 
Yes, that was basically the overall position of this one É trying to get into position.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?
I felt more like a he-man that was gradually getting my sexual prowess sucked from my loins by a nude and aggressive spider-legged woman (aka my partner).

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position?
I think the key for this position is to have a small female partner.  My partner is about 5 feet 8 inches tall and rather leggy, so to stand against my palms and maneuver into position was near impossible from my vantage point. And IÕd say I had a pretty good vantage point of this freak show Ñ darn near front seats if you ask me!

How long did you last in the position? 
Only about 10 minutes of trying and then we were both pretty pooped out.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): No.
Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): No.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?
No comfort, no relaxing; just a lot of sweating.
Woman: No and no.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (why or why not)? 
I would really think it could be, although it was more frustrating and self-defeating for the two of us!

Are you achy or sore after the fact?
No, but I did get a great arm and leg workout.
Woman: No and she adds that she probably got an even better leg workout and I probably agree.

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? 
The position felt like trying to have missionary sex facing a woman whose vagina was located in the middle of her spine. We just couldnÕt connect!

Did she reach orgasm? No.
Did he reach orgasm? No!

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? N/A

Would you do this position again (why or why not)? 
I donÕt think that I would try this position again É it would kind of be a moot point in my current (over height indulged) situation. Perhaps if I could talk my partner in a (shorter) third party member or something like É


Yes, please allow me to change that last phrase into a solid ÒnoÓ É

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable?
No, IÕm in enough trouble already É


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