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Name of Kama Sutra Position: The Deer

To get into the position: The woman eager for love goes on all fours and humps her back like a young doe. The man then mounts her from behind and enjoys the lovely girl while Òrutting as if heÕs lost all human nature.Ó

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 
We both give this classic a solid number 9.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? No

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? 
There are no difficulties and no feeling like a pretzel, so just about anyone should be able to play this game.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position?
If you have bad knees, this will not be the position for you. Also keep in mind that the occasional rug burn on the knees is an almost unavoidable part of the act. A little rug burn is worth it, however, when you experience its pleasure possibilities.

How long did you last in the position?
We lasted approximately 10 minutes in this position and that was working my best to keep from finishing too quickly. There is a lot of intensity and physical exertion which heightens the experience and can reduce the length of time a man with be able to withhold orgasm.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): Yes, excellent G-spot capabilities.
Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): No complaints here!

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?
Man: Yes
Woman: YES

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (why or why not)?
Now, while this is a truly great position and I hate to play it down, it is not particularly an intimate position. There is very little communication and face-to-face contact which can give some women the idea that it is not making love. While I can see the point of this statement, there is also a very primitive and unique style to the Deer that can become very intimate if you experience your pleasure through your partner. I am talking about imagining how your partner must feel and what you think would most pleasure them. If you have known your partner for a while this should not be too difficult to accomplish.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?
Man: No
Woman: No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? 
There is nothing quite like going crazy on each other with this position Ñ letting go and letting natural instinct take over and show you the way home! I felt like a wild animal on the grounds of the Disney Park getting it on with Mickey Mouse and the five dwarfs (Sleepy and Grumpy didnÕt want to participate).

Did she reach orgasm? Yes
Did he reach orgasm? Yes

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?
It was a little shorter than usual.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?
Yes, this is an all around great position whether you use it to warm up or initiate the grand finale. I will be a fan of this one until the day I can no longer crawl, which will hopefully be a long, long time from now!

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable?
DonÕt forget its other perk Ñ the fact that it gives the man easy reach of all her Òsweet spots.Ó This is no accident, so take advantage of it. A million deer, dogs, elephants and jackrabbits canÕt be wrong!!!

Name of Kama Sutra Position: The Buffet

Getting into position: The man is instructed to withdraw from the woman during intercourse and strike her violently to the womb.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 
I would rate it as lowly 3 and my partner and I both agree with that number.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? 
It is not too difficult to accomplish Ñ obviously, but I have to wonder about the pleasure value of this little technique. I understand that a little S&M can wake things up in the bedroom, but IÕm thinking candle sticks and feather whips. I just cannot see much enjoyment being attained from either partner in this scenario.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? 
The hardest part of this one is getting over feeling like an idiot!

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position? N/A

How long did you last in the position?
Until the first couple snickers!

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): No, she did not care for it, but she did find it rather funny.
Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): I did not enjoy this one other either.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?
Man: I was physically comfortable, but my inner child was being horribly battered.
Woman: Sure, she says.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (why or why not)?
No, I guess we can chalk this up to the era of the Kama Sutra and the need for these men to feel dominating and powerful with their gigantic Òlove sticks." A womanÕs ÒyoniÓ is designed to accommodate an 8-pound human being for several weeks. HowÕs a man supposed to violently strike such a solid piece of organic wonder without being hysterically laughed at?

Are you achy or sore after the fact?
Man: No
Woman: No (she says with a laugh É drat, he says!)

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?
As the man positioned in the driver's seat of this Kama Sutra delight, I could not take it seriously. I couldnÕt get the thought of an Indian male with a deeply intense expression whipping his lover with his appendage as she pretended to enjoy it. ÒPretendÓ being a big keyword to this situation. Sure we have seen such a move on a D-rated porn flick É but it always seemed so overacted and fake, I never thought of incorporating it into my own style.

Did she reach orgasm? No.
Did he reach orgasm? No!

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? N/A

Would you do this position again (why or why not)? 
Perhaps if you are one of those men who have about 12 to 13 inches protruding from your belt Ñ and IÕm not talking about your beer belly either. In this case, you may look pretty cool slapping your manhood playfully against your woman. Either way, this move does not seem designed for either the man or womanÕs enjoyment and would most likely certainly not lead to an orgasm. So I say down with the Buffet, there are just too many other great positions out there to be experimenting with.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable?
No. This one is pretty much hopeless unless youÕre packing like John Holmes!

Name of Kama Sutra Position: Reversed

Getting into the position: It is performed with the man lying flat on his back and the woman straddled over the top of him. The womanÕs feet are positioned with one going directly overtop his heart (chest) and the other clasped in the palm of his hand.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 
This position is a 7.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? 
No, it is not actually a whole lot different from the standard cowgirl.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? 
No pretzel feeling and the motions were all quite natural and easy to accomplish.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position?
The woman needs to start with the foot in the manÕs hand first before finding placement for her other foot on his shoulder. This will give her more stability Ñ we donÕt want anybody getting hurt, especially before any of the fun begins.

How long did you last in the position? 10 minutes

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): She enjoyed it very much.
Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): I thought it was pretty good too, but you have to be in the mood for a tidbit of S&M to enjoy yourself Ñ and, of course, you would need a partner with some fresh clean feet!

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?
Man: It is not naturally relaxing or comfortable, but tolerable.
Woman: Yes, and it was surprisingly relaxing.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (why or why not)? 
Yes I would. There is always a build up of intimacy when you are dealing with a position of trust, such as being tied to the bed or in this case being held down upon the bed with your partnerÕs bodyweight. The more she weighs, the more trust and discomfort will be involved.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?
Man: No, but I swear I still have a footprint engraved upon my left shoulder.
Woman: No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?
This position plays upon the male fetish of being forced into sex; there is something very dominating and forceful about the womanÕs stance here. If you play along and pretend to want to escape, there is a lot of fantasy and pleasure that can be safely had while entrapped underneath this position!

Did she reach orgasm? Yes
Did he reach orgasm? Yes

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? No

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?
Yes, this is a nice little S&M teaser without all the fuss and muss of robes, chains and whips. It is also fun for the woman to have the position of dominance and be able to role play with it!

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable?
As mentioned several times already, I think that a little role play with this position lends itself a long way to playing out a few fun fantasies, such as naughty lawn-boy or Cleopatra love slave.  But however you decide to play it É play it spirited, it just seems better that way!

Name of Kama Sutra Position: The Lotus

Getting into the position: Facing the woman in a seated position, the man grasps her ankles and fastens them like a chain behind his neck. She then grips her toes as they make love.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 
I give this position a mediocre 5.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? 
Slight difficulty

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?
I did not feel like a pretzel and I am not really certain what the motions are supposed to be for this one. But while she's holding her toes with her legs fastened around my neck, there just isnÕt much room for movement.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position?
Just like putting on your pants Ñ do it one leg at a time.

How long did you last in the position? 
Five minutes of swaying and bobbling, until we finally looked at each other with the "screw this" expression and we moved on to something else.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): She was not particularly impressed with it.
Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): Not too impressed either.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?
Man: Yes, but awkward
Woman: No É no É no!

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (why or why not)?
I would say no to this, even though you are up close and face to face. There is something about this position that feels entrapping, and not in the kinky S&M way, but more like the "get me the heck out of this position" way!

Are you achy or sore after the fact?
Man: No
Woman: No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? 
It felt like I was in a wrestling match with my partner and she was kicking my butt. Then, just as I thought it was over and I was going to get lucky, my manhood turned against me and lost all zest for the act. My zest was gone, too.

Did she reach orgasm? No
Did he reach orgasm? Not that I know of.

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? N/A

Would you do this position again (why or why not)? 
No, I think I will pass on this one. I like to be free to move and experience all the sensations of my partner without being restricted.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable?
I have seen this position featured in different ways. A lot of times it is shown with the woman having her legs around the guyÕs waist, which is of course very simple, but nothing too out of the ordinary. There might be a good way to do the original version with the legs around the neck, but I invite any of you out there to enlighten me, because I sure couldnÕt figure it out!