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Name of Kama Sutra Position: Putting on the Sock

Getting into the position: "Putting on the sock" refers to the erotic technique where the woman lays on her back the man sits between her legs and puts his penis at the entrance of her vagina. He slowly caresses her vagina with his fingers, until finally replacing his fingers with his penis. The man brings the position to a close by thrusting into the woman giving her what she truly craves.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 
This position is a 6.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? 
No way!

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? 
No, the motions were all quite easy for anyone to accomplish.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position?
No

How long did you last in the position? 
Five minutes

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): 
She enjoyed it very, very, very, very, very, very, very much É oops, and I forgot one very!

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): 
I thought it was pretty good too, but I did have but one problem that I will explain a bit further down the list.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?
Man: Absolutely comfortable
Woman: Yes, yes, yes, yes, oh yes É I said Òcomfortable.Ó  OK, well she says ÒyesÓ to that too!

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (why or why not)? 
Yes, it is an intimate position and mostly because it takes the wild passionate thrusts that are normally associated with making love and slows it down to very intent and simplistic movements. This gives you a chance to feel your partner emotionally, physically and spiritually, which is one of the key ingredients to tantric sex!

Are you achy or sore after the fact?
Man: No
Woman: No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? 
The position felt like mutual masturbation, but it held an additional invigoration of the expectancy of eventual sex. It is like being a teenager again and playing with your partner, just hoping to have sex and working toward it by getting closer and closer to the actual duty.

Did she reach orgasm? Yes
Did he reach orgasm? No, darn it

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?
Heck, no. Her oven heated up so quick, I was hardly able to get a match lit to get my burners started.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?
Yes, this is a great tool to warm up your woman if there has ever been a problem with attaining mutual orgasm.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable?
The problem you may face is she may orgasm too quickly and this is not always the most fulfilling thing in all instances. You have to really pay attention to the visual cues she is giving you, as the woman will not usually tell you when she is coming until it is too late. Kind of like us men I suppose!!!

Name of Kama Sutra Position: The Deer

To get into the position: The woman eager for love goes on all fours and humps her back like a young doe. The man then mounts her from behind and enjoys the lovely girl while Òrutting as if heÕs lost all human nature.Ó

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 
We both give this classic a solid number 9.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? No

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? 
There are no difficulties and no feeling like a pretzel, so just about anyone should be able to play this game.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position?
If you have bad knees, this will not be the position for you. Also keep in mind that the occasional rug burn on the knees is an almost unavoidable part of the act. A little rug burn is worth it, however, when you experience its pleasure possibilities.

How long did you last in the position?
We lasted approximately 10 minutes in this position and that was working my best to keep from finishing too quickly. There is a lot of intensity and physical exertion which heightens the experience and can reduce the length of time a man with be able to withhold orgasm.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): Yes, excellent G-spot capabilities.
Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): No complaints here!

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?
Man: Yes
Woman: YES

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (why or why not)?
Now, while this is a truly great position and I hate to play it down, it is not particularly an intimate position. There is very little communication and face-to-face contact which can give some women the idea that it is not making love. While I can see the point of this statement, there is also a very primitive and unique style to the Deer that can become very intimate if you experience your pleasure through your partner. I am talking about imagining how your partner must feel and what you think would most pleasure them. If you have known your partner for a while this should not be too difficult to accomplish.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?
Man: No
Woman: No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? 
There is nothing quite like going crazy on each other with this position Ñ letting go and letting natural instinct take over and show you the way home! I felt like a wild animal on the grounds of the Disney Park getting it on with Mickey Mouse and the five dwarfs (Sleepy and Grumpy didnÕt want to participate).

Did she reach orgasm? Yes
Did he reach orgasm? Yes

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?
It was a little shorter than usual.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?
Yes, this is an all around great position whether you use it to warm up or initiate the grand finale. I will be a fan of this one until the day I can no longer crawl, which will hopefully be a long, long time from now!

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable?
DonÕt forget its other perk Ñ the fact that it gives the man easy reach of all her Òsweet spots.Ó This is no accident, so take advantage of it. A million deer, dogs, elephants and jackrabbits canÕt be wrong!!!

Name of Kama Sutra Position: The Buffet

Getting into position: The man is instructed to withdraw from the woman during intercourse and strike her violently to the womb.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 
I would rate it as lowly 3 and my partner and I both agree with that number.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? 
It is not too difficult to accomplish Ñ obviously, but I have to wonder about the pleasure value of this little technique. I understand that a little S&M can wake things up in the bedroom, but IÕm thinking candle sticks and feather whips. I just cannot see much enjoyment being attained from either partner in this scenario.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? 
The hardest part of this one is getting over feeling like an idiot!

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position? N/A

How long did you last in the position?
Until the first couple snickers!

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): No, she did not care for it, but she did find it rather funny.
Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): I did not enjoy this one other either.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?
Man: I was physically comfortable, but my inner child was being horribly battered.
Woman: Sure, she says.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (why or why not)?
No, I guess we can chalk this up to the era of the Kama Sutra and the need for these men to feel dominating and powerful with their gigantic Òlove sticks." A womanÕs ÒyoniÓ is designed to accommodate an 8-pound human being for several weeks. HowÕs a man supposed to violently strike such a solid piece of organic wonder without being hysterically laughed at?

Are you achy or sore after the fact?
Man: No
Woman: No (she says with a laugh É drat, he says!)

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?
As the man positioned in the driver's seat of this Kama Sutra delight, I could not take it seriously. I couldnÕt get the thought of an Indian male with a deeply intense expression whipping his lover with his appendage as she pretended to enjoy it. ÒPretendÓ being a big keyword to this situation. Sure we have seen such a move on a D-rated porn flick É but it always seemed so overacted and fake, I never thought of incorporating it into my own style.

Did she reach orgasm? No.
Did he reach orgasm? No!

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? N/A

Would you do this position again (why or why not)? 
Perhaps if you are one of those men who have about 12 to 13 inches protruding from your belt Ñ and IÕm not talking about your beer belly either. In this case, you may look pretty cool slapping your manhood playfully against your woman. Either way, this move does not seem designed for either the man or womanÕs enjoyment and would most likely certainly not lead to an orgasm. So I say down with the Buffet, there are just too many other great positions out there to be experimenting with.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable?
No. This one is pretty much hopeless unless youÕre packing like John Holmes!

Name of Kama Sutra Position: Reversed

Getting into the position: It is performed with the man lying flat on his back and the woman straddled over the top of him. The womanÕs feet are positioned with one going directly overtop his heart (chest) and the other clasped in the palm of his hand.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 
This position is a 7.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? 
No, it is not actually a whole lot different from the standard cowgirl.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? 
No pretzel feeling and the motions were all quite natural and easy to accomplish.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position?
The woman needs to start with the foot in the manÕs hand first before finding placement for her other foot on his shoulder. This will give her more stability Ñ we donÕt want anybody getting hurt, especially before any of the fun begins.

How long did you last in the position? 10 minutes

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): She enjoyed it very much.
Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): I thought it was pretty good too, but you have to be in the mood for a tidbit of S&M to enjoy yourself Ñ and, of course, you would need a partner with some fresh clean feet!

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?
Man: It is not naturally relaxing or comfortable, but tolerable.
Woman: Yes, and it was surprisingly relaxing.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (why or why not)? 
Yes I would. There is always a build up of intimacy when you are dealing with a position of trust, such as being tied to the bed or in this case being held down upon the bed with your partnerÕs bodyweight. The more she weighs, the more trust and discomfort will be involved.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?
Man: No, but I swear I still have a footprint engraved upon my left shoulder.
Woman: No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?
This position plays upon the male fetish of being forced into sex; there is something very dominating and forceful about the womanÕs stance here. If you play along and pretend to want to escape, there is a lot of fantasy and pleasure that can be safely had while entrapped underneath this position!

Did she reach orgasm? Yes
Did he reach orgasm? Yes

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? No

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?
Yes, this is a nice little S&M teaser without all the fuss and muss of robes, chains and whips. It is also fun for the woman to have the position of dominance and be able to role play with it!

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable?
As mentioned several times already, I think that a little role play with this position lends itself a long way to playing out a few fun fantasies, such as naughty lawn-boy or Cleopatra love slave.  But however you decide to play it É play it spirited, it just seems better that way!

Name of Kama Sutra Position: The Lotus

Getting into the position: Facing the woman in a seated position, the man grasps her ankles and fastens them like a chain behind his neck. She then grips her toes as they make love.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 
I give this position a mediocre 5.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? 
Slight difficulty

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?
I did not feel like a pretzel and I am not really certain what the motions are supposed to be for this one. But while she's holding her toes with her legs fastened around my neck, there just isnÕt much room for movement.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position?
Just like putting on your pants Ñ do it one leg at a time.

How long did you last in the position? 
Five minutes of swaying and bobbling, until we finally looked at each other with the "screw this" expression and we moved on to something else.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): She was not particularly impressed with it.
Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): Not too impressed either.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?
Man: Yes, but awkward
Woman: No É no É no!

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (why or why not)?
I would say no to this, even though you are up close and face to face. There is something about this position that feels entrapping, and not in the kinky S&M way, but more like the "get me the heck out of this position" way!

Are you achy or sore after the fact?
Man: No
Woman: No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? 
It felt like I was in a wrestling match with my partner and she was kicking my butt. Then, just as I thought it was over and I was going to get lucky, my manhood turned against me and lost all zest for the act. My zest was gone, too.

Did she reach orgasm? No
Did he reach orgasm? Not that I know of.

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? N/A

Would you do this position again (why or why not)? 
No, I think I will pass on this one. I like to be free to move and experience all the sensations of my partner without being restricted.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable?
I have seen this position featured in different ways. A lot of times it is shown with the woman having her legs around the guyÕs waist, which is of course very simple, but nothing too out of the ordinary. There might be a good way to do the original version with the legs around the neck, but I invite any of you out there to enlighten me, because I sure couldnÕt figure it out!

Name of Kama Sutra Position: The Bee

Getting into the position: The woman draws up her feet and sits on the man who should be on his back. Revolving her hips in a circular motion, she pushes the man's appendage deep within her Òyoni.Ó The man may arch his back to give deeper penetration.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?
7

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? 
None at all

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? 
Easy!

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position? 
If youÕre having any difficulties getting into this position, it may be more a discrepancy with the hardware than the position itself.

How long did you last in the position? 
15-20 minutes.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): She had a wonderful time
Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): One of the best shows on earth, with the best seat in the house.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?
Man: Yes, and yes.
Woman: Ditto

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (why or why not)? 
This position reminds me of an exotic belly dance for a couple, so yes, I would say that it was intimate. I love to dance and I love to watch her dance.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?
Man: No
Woman: No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? 
This is the position that the term Òdirty dancingÓ was really coined after. Our male appendages are jostled, rubbed, tickled, bent and swayed to and fro and where they stop, everybody knows!

Did she reach orgasm? Yes.
Did he reach orgasm? Yes.

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?
No

Would you do this position again (why or why not)? 
Heck, I am probably doing it right now as you read this!

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable?
I would highly suggest some groovtastic music to sway both of your hips to. Part of the experience of the Bee is the rhythm of the motion. Some people may have plenty of internal rhythm to go on, but a little tune to set the mood and pace can never be wrong!

Name of Kama Sutra Position: The Circling of the Tongue (oral technique for men)

Getting into the position: The man gently spreads her archway with his nose and probes her ÒyoniÓ with his tongue. At the same time he is instructed to circle his head allowing his nose, lips and chin to stimulate her delicate skin.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?
3 for the guy and an 8 from the girl

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?
My pride always makes it a little difficult.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position? 
Have a towel near by; this can get a little messy.

How long did you last in the position? 10 minutes.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): She loved it!
Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): There are worse things in the world.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?
Man: Well, IÕm not one to complain but É my tongue was tired, my nosed itched, my face was all sloppy, I couldnÕt see and my memory lapsed É OK, no more complaining.
Woman: It was fine with me.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (why or why not)? 
Just as when a woman does this same favor for her man, you are already very up close, personal and intimate. This one gives the face an entire introduction to her anatomy so I will let you draw your own conclusions É but yes, I say this is overly intimate.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?
Man: My tongue was sore the next day (a little)
Woman: No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?
I felt like I was in a warm apple pie contest and the pies kept coming and I kept eating. I had to keep a firm grasp of that pie too Ñ it was wiggling and shaking all over!

Did she reach orgasm? Yes.
Did he reach orgasm? Nope.

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?
It felt like it É

Would you do this position again (why or why not)? 
If she wanted I would be happy to oblige, but I would not request it by name.

Name of Kama Sutra Position: The Flower in Bloom

Getting into the position: The woman cups and lifts her buttocks with her palms, spreads her thighs wide and digs her heels in beside her hips. The man is then instructed to do his business while caressing her breasts.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 
This position deserves a 9.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?
No

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? 
Did not feel like a pretzel and as long as both parties are moderately flexible, the motions should not be too difficult.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position?
Instead of having the female partner cup her buttocks with her own hands while leaning back with her legs spread and heels dug into her hips, I recommend using either a regular or liberator pillow to get the same angle of penetration. This gives access for her to stimulate her partner and/or herself; and best of all, her hands wonÕt fall asleep.

How long did you last in the position? 
15 minutes

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):
Yes, rather excellent clitoris and G-spot capabilities with this particular angle of penetration.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): 
Loved it! There is nothing like seeing your woman sprawled out in a vulnerable position and be able to do "everything" about it.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?
Man: Yes
Woman: At first it was comfortable; then her hands fell asleep, then her legs became tired (hence the recommendation of the pillow).

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (why or why not)?
Yes, there is a lot of eye contact and erotic visual stimulus Ñ couple that with the one-on-one communication of motion and you practically have a therapy session going on. The man can explore just about every intimate crevasse of her body while she is free to adjust her hips and angle of penetration to suit her own desires and needs.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?
Man: No
Woman: No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? 
With my partner in a solidly balanced position and her Yoni (vagina) at the perfect height, I was able to penetrate vigorously and get a lot of stimulation from the motion. And since she was able to control the angle and sensation of the movement, I didnÕt have to worry about hitting her spot.

Did she reach orgasm? Yes
Did he reach orgasm? Yes

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? 
A little shorter than usual as it was a very intense and pleasurable position.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?
Yes, I plan on making this one a regular. It is easy to get into and it offers an intense orgasm.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable?
I think combining the harness of the Orisson with this position would lead to some incredible action. Perhaps the man could even get up onto the harness and perform this while swinging around the room. You may want to double up on the beam support however É you want to bring down the house sensually, not literally!

Name of Kama Sutra Position: The Sacred Thread

Getting into the position: The woman straddles her man, placing one foot onto his heart (chest) and the other one onto the bed and proceeds to make love to him in total control.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 
I give this position a good solid 8 with room to grow.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?
No

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? 
Did not feel like a pretzel and the motions where similar to the cowgirl (female dominant), except her one foot is on the bed while the other is placed appropriately on the manÕs heart (chest).

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position? 
Anyone can do it!

How long did you last in the position?
15 minutes

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):
She loved it! She was in complete control and really dug it.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): 
I actually liked it too. It was a fantasy of mine to have a woman dominate, push me down and have her way with me.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?
Man: Yes, I was rather comfortable and relaxed, which surprised me, as IÕm not used to having sex with a foot in the middle of my chest É maybe at the dentist; but not in the bed!
Woman: She loved it! She felt in complete control.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (why or why not)? 
This is a very intimate and playful position. As a couple, you are very in tune with each other and what feels good. I could feel her pleasure through the movement of her toes, which I found very erotic. It is unusual in Kama Sutra for the woman to have complete control, so this is a welcome change from the typical wham, bam, whatÕd you say your name was É Sam?

Are you achy or sore after the fact?
Man: No
Woman: No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? 
This position was just really fun and it opened up a form of female dominance I had never experienced before.  It was similar to the feel of being in handcuffs, but much more personal and forceful; it is your partner that is restraining you and not just some object.

Did she reach orgasm? Yes, a rather big one!
Did he reach orgasm? Yes, and at the same time as hers.

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? N/A

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?
Yes, and we are both in agreement with that. We like that fact that you can go from a submissive cowgirl to a very dominant one with just a simple placement of the foot and change in attitude.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable?
No, this one just happens to be good "as is."

Name of Kama Sutra Position: The Two Palms

Getting into the position: The man has his back to a wall and his lover clings to his neck, places both feet into his palms and then rides him like a vertical donkey.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?
This is another sad 3 that truly had the 8 or 9 potential.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? 
Yes, that was basically the overall position of this one É trying to get into position.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?
I felt more like a he-man that was gradually getting my sexual prowess sucked from my loins by a nude and aggressive spider-legged woman (aka my partner).

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position?
I think the key for this position is to have a small female partner.  My partner is about 5 feet 8 inches tall and rather leggy, so to stand against my palms and maneuver into position was near impossible from my vantage point. And IÕd say I had a pretty good vantage point of this freak show Ñ darn near front seats if you ask me!

How long did you last in the position? 
Only about 10 minutes of trying and then we were both pretty pooped out.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): No.
Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): No.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?
Man: No comfort, no relaxing; just a lot of sweating.
Woman: No and no.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (why or why not)? 
I would really think it could be, although it was more frustrating and self-defeating for the two of us!

Are you achy or sore after the fact?
Man: No, but I did get a great arm and leg workout.
Woman: No and she adds that she probably got an even better leg workout and I probably agree.

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? 
The position felt like trying to have missionary sex facing a woman whose vagina was located in the middle of her spine. We just couldnÕt connect!

Did she reach orgasm? No.
Did he reach orgasm? No!

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? N/A

Would you do this position again (why or why not)? 
I donÕt think that I would try this position again É it would kind of be a moot point in my current (over height indulged) situation. Perhaps if I could talk my partner in a (shorter) third party member or something like É

SLAP!

Yes, please allow me to change that last phrase into a solid ÒnoÓ É

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable?
No, IÕm in enough trouble already É