May 19-26, 2009

May 19-26, 2009 / Vol. 23 / No. 12

Is the death of the mall coming soon?

It’s nice to know that independently owned shops aren’t the only ones taking a hit. The severity of the recession is turning some malls that were once viewed as viable into potential casualties. “Any mall that’s sitting on life support is probably going to get its plug pulled” as the economy stalls, says Michael Glimcher,…

Tonight’s gigs

Crank County Daredevils Sleaze rockers CCD are lost in the rock & roll jungle with nary a care to find their way out. The Asheville blokes merge punk, garage, and hard rock – the down and dirty Stooges and G N’ R type – that’s custom-made for drinking and debauchery. The guitar riffs are sloshed…

When cutting’s not enough

I’m sure retailers have pretty much had it up to HERE with this recession. U.S. retailers, which have banked heavily on cost cuts to guard margins in the recession, may be running out of ways to trim expenses further — putting future profits in jeopardy, unless consumers open their wallets soon. Read the full story…

On tap for tonight…

Phil Harmonic and the Blue Notes Charlotte’s own Phil Harmonic and the Blue Notes isn’t exactly a household name, but the band sports an impressive musical resume. Since forming in 1998, the group has opened for and/or played alongside legendary acts like B.B. King, Buddy Guy, and Susan Tedeschi, among other artists, and earned awards…

Dwele in Charlotte this Sunday

The smooth soul vocalist Dwele is coming to Charlotte Sunday, May 24 to host a party sponsored by McDonald’s, Firm Events, Fred Massey and Thomas Washington. Check out the flyer: For more info, call 877.993.8499. And in case you never heard of the dude, check out this music video:

Observer ignores McClatchy story about Cheney’s B.S.

The dueling speeches yesterday by President Obama and former VP Dick Cheney over national security, Guantanamo, etc., have received tons of coverage that we don’t need to rehash here, but here is something new and after-the-fact to consider: the Charlotte Observer ran Associated Press reports and analyses of the speeches, when their own McClatchy chain…

$1 sale, one day only

OK, it’s not a locally owned spot. But $1 for flip-flops? Come on — it’s summertime. Time to stock up on all the colorful flip-flops you need to coordinate those summery outfits. Saturday, May 23 only. (Limit 5 per customer.)

Photos: FLOW by Tara Davis

On Saturday, May 16, Tara Michelle Davis, designer and owner of FLOW by Tara Davis, held an exclusive trunk show showcasing her much anticipated Spring 2009 Collection at FUZE Salon. Her contemporary designs are a hot commodity for the spring and summer seasons. The collection consists of a vibrant spring palette and silhouettes perfect for…

Upcoming: Jewelry trunk show

In case you’ve forgotten, jeweler Mavis Beard, who specializes in recycled vintage jewerly, is having a trunk show at Boris & Natasha Saturday, 11 a.m. to 7 p.m. Click here to see some of her work. 1214 Thomas Ave 704-375-0079

Burr’s healthcare scam, er, plan

North Carolina’s senior U.S. senator, Richard Burr, presented the Republican proposal for healthcare reform Wednesday. The proposal immediately came down with a case of “Meet the new boss, same as the old boss,” as it is essentially the same one Sen. John McCain made during his presidential campaign. The GOP plan would end the tax…

Pop Fest 2009 bands announced

The first round of bands that will be performing at the second annual Charlotte Pop Fest event being held Sept. 24-27 at the Epicentre are: The Posies The Spongetones Myracle Brah The Singles The Jellybricks Starbelly Cliff Hillis Dennis Schocket Barry Holdship stratocruiser Ed James Michael Slawter & The Saving Graces Crisis Cool King Chris…

My opening bid for the Bobcats

So Charlotte Bobcats owner Robert Johnson (who, unfortunately, is no relation to the legendary 1930s bluesman, but IS the proud recipient of Creative Loafing’s 2008 Best of Charlotte Local Zero award), is looking for a buyer for the team.

Upcoming: A bunch of wine tastings

• Tutored unoaked white wines with Jeremy Mason at Global Restaurant, 3520 Toringdon Way, on Wednesday, May 27 from 6:30 p.m. until 7:30 p.m. $16. 704-248-0866. • June tutored tasting events at McNinch House with Anthony Wesley, 511 N. Church St.: June 1- wines of Italy; June 15- Pinot Noir; June 29- wines of Spain.…

Alive After Five, 5/21/09

One street away from the rowdy Speed Street on Tryon, the EpiCentre was also rocking with its weekly Alive After Five party. Tuesday’s Gone, a Lynard Skynard tribute band, played classic hits upstairs at the Pavilion. Check out these photos from the massive after-work party. Photos by Priscilla Tsai.

Tonight’s shows

Roman Candle After toiling in the trenches for a good patch, this (then) Chapel Hill-based band seemed poised for Next Big Thingness with its 2003 record The Wee Hours Revue (which was really just their 2002 debut, Says Pop, gussied up by Chris Stamey and repackaged by Hollywood Records). But Hollywood sat on it for…

Today’s Top(less) 5: Friday

Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, May 22, 2009–as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing. • Bare as you dare Memorial Day bash at The Estate. • $3 drink specials at Club Onyx. •…

A satisfying smackdown of Nancy Grace

Finally, someone has told off Nancy Grace, of CNN’s HLN network, while on the air. Grace, the Bloodlust Blonde, one of the bitterest weeds in TV’s garden, the woman who brought us the insipid term “tot mom,” was yapping Monday night about a murder suspect, when guest McGraw Milhaven, a St. Louis radio journalist, told…

Eat, drink and try not to get sick

The hype about the swine flu or H1N1 has died down, but with the grilling season about to kick off this weekend, you’d better know who the grill master is and if there is running water nearby. First, I’d avoid eat at anyone’s house who treats their pets like a member of the family. Dogs…

Pre-Fashion Week Industry night at Apostrophe Lounge

MAY 21 — Calling all designers, photographers, models and fashionistas alike: Charlotte Fashion Week is set for Sept. 10-12 at the Mint Museum, but there’s no time like the present to get pumped. Plitzs Fashion Marketing Charlotte presents Pre-Fashion Week Industry night at Apostrophe Lounge. During this kickoff event to a series of pre-fashion week…

The ad gurus

If you’re a hockey fan and have been following the 2009 NHL playoffs, you’ve probably seen the Versus ads featuring the music of Explosions in the Sky, the Austin-based instrumental rock quartet. If you’re like most, you probably didn’t know who the band was but simply thought “man, that was a kick ass commercial.” The…

Imagine: No tanks needed in FBI terrorist sting

The FBI arrested four men yesterday for allegedly plotting to bomb a Jewish temple in the Bronx and to shoot military planes with guided missiles. If this arrest for terror conspiracies winds up like most other ones, these four guys will turn out to have been incompetent hotheads with big mouths who were stupid enough…

Wanna be a stiletto girl?

Last night at Belk Theater, I noticed two women walking gingerly down the stairs. They were late for the show, but they seemed to be in no rush. In fact, each step was taken with extreme caution. I looked down at their feet and immediately sympathized: They were wearing stilettos. Very fly stilettos, too. Maybe…

Why is he a celebrity?

Please, stop paying attention to Spencer Pratt… he’s a talentless hack. He shouldn’t have a song or any kind of fame. And have his wife removed from the public eye while you’re at it. \\\\\\\\\\

Upcoming: A night on the town at Morrison

Tonight the theme at A Taste for Fashion, a fashion event that continues to go down every Thursday this month at Morrison, will be “A Night on the Town” and will be hosted by 107.9’s Sheri Lynch from the Bob and Sheri show. The featured retailers will be ChezElle, Black & Blue the Denim Destination,…

Sale of the day: Thursday

By Design is having a Memorial Day sale now through Monday, May 25. Take advantage of up to 60 percent off, and $100 off with every $1,000 purchase. Two locations: 11501 Carolina Place Pkwy., Pineville 704-542-8803 2130 South Blvd. 704-342-4600

Today’s Top 5: Wednesday

Here are the five best events going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, May 21, 2009 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing. • Pre-Fashion Week Industry night at Apostrophe Lounge • Food Lion Speed Street Festival in Uptown Charlotte • Windstream Pole Night at Lowe’s Motor Speedway • Jolt Wagon…

Free Oscar Meyer hot dogs

We are glad to announce more free food news. Today, until 11:59p.m. EDT, you can log onto oscarmeyer.com, sign up and score a coupon for free Oscar Meyer Jumbo Beef Franks. For those of you who like instant gratification and want some free dogs for Memorial Day, you unfortunately won’t get the dogs immediately. The…

Online shopping done right with bevello

Love is in the air this summer with Raleigh’s newest online women’s boutique bevello. Shopping online can be somewhat of a hassle at times. Will this dress look the same on me as it looks on the girl in the picture? Will it fit right? Bevello.com, which has been up and running since early April,…

The Stellas in Qatar

Qatar: Both shows were really cool and we got presented plaques by the base commander. It was the first day that we got to hang out, do laundry, take naps, go out to eat and stuff like that. Then we gave out a ton of CDs and signed a bunch of them. When we went…

Sale of the day: Wednesday

Furniture Solutions in Southend is having an inventory clearance sale now through May 31. Take 40 percent to 70 percent off of quality leather, home office and home entertainment furniture. 1426 S. Tryon St. 704-332-9555

Crowntown Showdown tonight

Crowntown Showdown Yep, big surprise, right? We’re promoting the Crowntown Showdown again. Until it disappears, we’re going to continue to push it, too. Here’s the catch – the crowd’s been growing each month so I’m guessing it’s only to get bigger. Where else can you see six bands for five bucks? This time around, the…

Consuella Williams

Consuella Williams was born and raised in Louisiana. She grew up in a fun, loving, Christian home along with her three brothers. With both parents in the ministry, she kept busy becoming very active in church, school, and community organizations. Consuella’s entertainment career started and began to blossom in New Orleans, La. From 1997-2005, she…

Blink-182 on Leno

Blink-182 made its first TV appearance since announcing their reunion last night on The Tonight Show. They’ll be on again tonight. \\\\\\\\\\

‘I work at the Red House and I’m white’

“At the Red House, where black people and white people buy furniture.” So, there’s a furniture store in High Point with the above motto. It’s called the Red House. According to an article in the Observer, the shop has garnered attention recently because of its bizarre Youtube commercial. Check it out: “We thought the idea…

Car companies, not consumers, should pay for emission limits

Do you notice anything wrong about the following news item? News outlets report that President Obama will “propose the first-ever national emission limits for cars and trucks as well as average mileage requirements of 35.5 miles per gallon by 2016 — all costing consumers an extra $1,300 per vehicle.” If you think the problem with…

Smoking ban? What smoking ban?

Smoking advocate Clarence “Cloudy” Williams registered opposition to North Carolina’s new law which bans smoking in restaurants and bars by smoking four cigarettes simultaneously without even using his mouth. “Smoking is defined as something you do with your mouth – or at least I suppose it is,” said Williams, “so I want to show my…

Sale of the day: Tuesday

Fresh Boutique has a deal going on via 360Charlotte.com: Receive $50 off your next purchase when you spend $300 or more. Expires June 30, 2009. 813 Providence Road 704-343-9071

Comics for summer reading

A ton of comic books are set to hit shops this summer — but some will be more worth reading than others. Here’s what I’m looking forward to reading over the next few months: Batman and Robin (DC Comics, June): Writer Grant Morrison and artist Frank Quitely reunite to introduce a brand-new Batman and Robin.…

CL previews upcoming concerts (May 20-26)

WEDNESDAY, MAY 20 Crowntown Showdown Yep, big surprise, right? We’re promoting the Crowntown Showdown again. Until it disappears, we’re going to continue to push it, too. Here’s the catch – the crowd’s been growing each month so I’m guessing it’s only to get bigger. Where else can you see six bands for five bucks? This…

Dancing with the Bard

As it turns out, we might have predicted the strengths and weaknesses of Dwight Rhoden’s Othello when it was first announced in NC Dance Theatre’s 2008-09 season brochure. Before this season, Rhoden hadn’t bothered with story lines in his choreographies, so taking on a Shakespearean tragedy with a labyrinthine plotline would be a quantum leap…

Capsule reviews of films playing the week of May 20

EARTH This feature-length spinoff of the BBC series Planet Earth has been playing Europe since the summer of 2007, yet it was only released in the U.S. on April 22, 2009 (Earth Day). Hmm, perhaps its British creators deemed it pointless to release such a pro-environment documentary in a country then ruled by a heinous…

Do bras prevent saggy breasts?

Do bras keep breasts from sagging as you get older? I’ve heard reports that they do nothing at all. — Curious Oh, bras probably do something. It’s just that nobody can agree on what it is. I won’t pretend to have the definitive answer, but here’s what we’ve established so far: (1) The medical term…

Yoo’s views make Philly’s news

The Philadelphia Inquirer, one of that city’s two major daily newspapers, is in the news itself these days after hiring controversial former Bush administration lawyer John Yoo as a monthly columnist. Letters and e-mails critical of the Inquirer are pouring in. “How in the world could John Yoo’s legal analysis of anything be informative?” wrote…

Summer Guide ’09

Am I the only one who thought Charlotte’s spell of cold weather would never end? Well, praise whatever universal creator you choose to — or choose not to — worship, summer and the warm temperatures it brings are right around the corner and will be in effect for the next few months. Of course, with…

Bizarre crimes from Charlotte police files

Proud Parent: A 25-year-old man called police after he witnessed someone stealing things from his car. The car was sitting on the side of I-485 due to engine problems when a man leaned into the open driver’s side window and grabbed a catalytic converter, a CD player and a yellow gold chain with a “No.…

CAST dives into wet and wild production of Metamorphoses

“I’m approaching this with an if-you-build-it mentality,” says Michael Simmons. As managing director of Carolina Actors Studio Theatre, Simmons is bringing the waterworld of Mary Zimmerman’s Metamorphoses to the Queen City for an ambitious five-week run, starting on May 28. And he’s counting on it to make a splash. It’s not the first quixotic project…

Wine: A grill’s best friend

This time of year, states north of Florida lead the good life. Just in time for the Memorial Day holiday, Mother Nature ushers in mild weather up there while she shoves torrid 90 degrees/80 percent humidity down my throat. But it signals the official beginning of grilling season and that’s always a good thing. So…

More arts summer events

MAY OCEAN Continues through Dec. 31. This exhibition allows for guests to play, learn and experience the seashore without leaving the Piedmont. The Schiele Museum of Natural History, 1500 E. Garrison Blvd. 704-866-6900. www.schielemuseum.org. THE FAMILY JEWELS: SMALL PAINTINGS FOR HARD TIMES Continues through June 30. Solo exhibition of oil paintings on panel and acrylic…

Bright spots for newspapers

It’s no secret that American newspapers are in trouble. You can read about it in any magazine, news Web site, or, yes, newspaper. Every day, it seems, we learn that some paper is reducing its product to three editions per week, another paper is cutting its staff by nearly half, and yet another is going…

CL‘s 2009 Summer Movie Preview

Yeah, we know, we know: With X-Men Origins: Wolverine and Star Trek (among others) already in theaters, the summer movie season has already begun in earnest. But geez, it’s not like there aren’t plenty more reasons to check out our checklist of upcoming summer flicks — 50 reasons, to be exact. Three things to keep…

Horoscope for May 20-26, 2009

Gemini The Twins: (May 20-July 19) You may wonder if you came from another planet this week. Communications may be misunderstood, snarled, or lost altogether. Compensate for this problem by concentrating on speaking the truth as you know it, and listening very carefully to what the other tells you. For All Signs: There are several…

More film summer events

MAY FREEDOM FILM SERIES: COMIC DUOS May 20: Tommy Boy; May 27: Rush Hour. Free. 6 p.m. Freedom Regional Library, 1230 Alleghany St. 704-416-4200. www.plcmc.lib.nc.us. FLASHBACK FRIDAY May 22: Jumanji. 11 a.m. and 3 p.m. Free. ImaginOn’s Joe & Joan Martin Center. For teens ages 12-18 only. For more information, call 704-973-2728. 300 E. 7th…

CD Review: Mark Kano’s Walking on Broadway

The Deal: Front man Mark Kano of the former Greensboro-based alt-pop rock band Athenaeum releases debut solo album. The Good: While it’s not Athenaeum, it’s not drastically different in sound. Songs on the album are a little more lovey-dovey (“Telling You I love You,” “Baby I’m Your Man”) at times, and there’s a lot less…

Gavin DeGraw plays Speed Street

With Twitter on the rise, I stumbled upon a tweet by singer/songwriter Gavin Degraw that read “My biggest fear is getting older.” But, that wasn’t really Degraw, just an imposter. “That’s not my Twitter. Apparently someone has taken my name. My biggest fear is sharks,” he says via phone from Jacksonville, Fla. Degraw goes on…

FESTIVAL: Food Lion Speed Street 600 Festival

It’s that time again. The three-day-long — May 21-23 — Food Lion Speed Street 600 Festival is gearing up to draw its usual large crowds, including an array of folks from NASCAR enthusiasts to concert-goers alike. The fest will feature a variety of displays and NASCAR-related activities, including autograph signings by drivers, including Kyle Busch,…

Day-long Vans Warped Tour returns to Charlotte

Not much has changed in the 14 years since the Vans Warped Tour first rolled out back in 1995. And many of the bands that are hitting the stage these days are the same ones that have been on the tour for years. There is one big difference this year, though. Instead of having two…

MUSIC: Roman Candle and The Deep Vibration at The Evening Muse

Indie rock night? No, but it kind of seems that way. With the roots/Americana-rock act The Deep Vibration and Chapel Hill’s own Roman Candle on the bill, you’d better believe it’s gonna be a good show (which by the way is presented by Paste Magazine, WOXY & IMEEM). $6 in advance. 8 p.m. The Evening…

Locals hit Speed Street

When it comes to the Food Lion Speed Street event that’s held in the heart of Uptown each year, most people will pay attention to the headliners on the music stages and little else. Hopefully, some will give the locals a chance this time around because there are plenty of them. Among those playing on…

Crüe Fest is back with new lineup

Last year, the inaugural Crüe Fest hit Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre for a long day of rock capped off by tour creators Mötley Crüe. Well, the band is ready to do it all over again with a different lineup of supporting acts and a new plan for its own set, as well. This year, Crüe Fest…

FESTIVAL: The Patriot Festival at Symphony Park

No, we’re not talking about the New England Patriots either. How often does Memorial Day go by without you so much as thinking about its meaning? Make this year different and check out The Patriot Festival. This all-day fest will honor military heroes who serve our country and simultaneously provide you with all you need…

More live music for the summer

SATURDAY, MAY 30 Femmefest: More than 30 artists, poets and musicians – local and regional – will perform beginning at 5:30 p.m. in a celebration of women in the arts. (NoDa – The Evening Muse, Neighborhood Theatre, Prevue, Smelly Cat Coffeehouse, Dolce Vita, Wine-Up) SAturday, June 6 No Doubt: The band doesn’t have a new…

SPORTS: Coca-Cola 600

Fans of NASCAR can go crazy because it’s time to start up those engines for the Coca-Cola 600. If NASCAR isn’t your thing, just know that this race is big. In its 50th year, drivers in the race go 600 miles round and round to the finish line. Maybe an equivalent comparison could be music…

Affirmative action for killers, just what we need

Henry Louis Wallace, Charlotte’s most prolific serial killer, confessed, in detail, to nine murders. The killings gripped the African-American community in the 1990s, as all nine women, like Wallace, were black. There’s no gray area here, no confusion over Wallace’s guilt, no case of mistaken identity. Wallace also claims to have committed several other murders…

More music summer events

May TREMONT MUSIC HALL May 20: Jukebox The Ghost with Jenny Owen Youngs and Parachute; May 21: Get On The Stage No. 6, featuring Beware! The Stereotype with RazorKat and AvionSansPilot and more; May 22: Street Value XII Dance Party; May 23: Gorilla Productions Battle of the Bands; May 24: Gorilla Productions presents Through the…

FILM: Evil Dead 3: Army of Darkness

Gore and humor made the Evil Dead film series a hit. If you’ve ever seen one of the movies, you know what I am talking about. Unreal amounts of blood don’t just drip from injured victims — it gushes out like water from a hose pipe (cranked up on high, might I add). It’s all…

Asheville is a breath of fresh mountain air

Looking for an escape from the stifling Charlotte weather, thick with humidity and South Park pretension? You don’t have to be a bongo-beating, hula-hooping, freak-flag-flying frolfer to enjoy all that Asheville has to offer (but I won’t lie, it helps). The perfect distance for day tripping or a long weekend, there’s so much going on…

MUSIC: J. Wail at Double Door Inn

Jonah Gabriel Lipsky, alter ego J. Wail, crafts trancey dance music where Kraftwerk meets contemporary electronica. Wail is a digital wizard no doubt, but the technology doesn’t overwhelm while loop pedals and live electronics add funk to the spacey vibes. There are plenty of beats, but don’t think of J Wail as a DJ as…

A new device advances the art of self-gratification

This summer don’t be surprised if there’s a sudden drop in the number of men seen out on the town — now that there’s a magical new device that combines the art of self-loving and video games. Charlotte-based AEBN, the world’s largest adult video-on-demand technology company, will soon unveil Real Touch, a “remote tactile stimulator”…

THEATER: Shear Madness at Stage Door Theater

Having seen a past performance of the funny and suspenseful production Shear Madness, I can tell you firsthand to go see it. The show — which features some very interesting and just plain-out goofy characters — revolves around a mysterious murder occurring in an apartment above the Shear Madness Salon. And best of all, it’s…

Wanda Sykes got it right and Christopher Hitchens got it wrong

Christopher Hitchens, the notoriously hard-drinking, chain-smoking British Vanity Fair contributor, is under fire. This comes as no surprise to anyone who has followed his career, marked by altercations (physical and verbal, domestic and international), controversial books (God is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything), and run-ins with academics, celebrities and the like. Is it any…

More summer fun

May CHARLOTTE MOUNTAIN BIKE SERIES May 20-Sept. 2: Races open to all bikers regardless of experience with 12 categories. $17. Location varys each week. 704-503-0138. www.charlottemtnbike.com. WINDSTREAM POLE NIGHT May 21: NASCAR Sprint Cup Series drivers give their all during qualifying and try to claim first position for the Coca-Cola 600. $12-$20. Lowe’s Motor Speedway,…


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