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Friday, April 10, 2009
Boomer with Attitude / News Britney as life coach
Posted By John Grooms on Fri, Apr 10, 2009 at 11:09 AM
I can hardly stop laughing long enough to write this blog item, but I'll try. Here's what's so funny: Britney Spears is giving people advice on how to live their lives. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAA!
Sorry, that just slipped out.
Wednesday night, Spears stopped her concert in Vancouver for 30 minutes because there was too much smoke in the venue, apparently mostly pot smoke. When the rehabbed singer/dancer/personality/hosebag/trainwreck came back onstage, she scolded the crowd and told them in no uncertain terms, "Don't smoke weed!" HAHAHAHAHAHA — sorry, I can't help it.
Just knowing that advice is being doled out by someone as monumentally screwed up as Spears — a woman who used to stay drunk or high most of the day, left her children in others' care while she hung out at clubs with Paris Hilton and exposed her coochie to the world, sought fashion advice from strippers, shaved her head and started beating cars with a baseball bat, and on and on and on — well, sorry, but that's just too completely, absolutely, even beautifully hysterical for words.
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