Sometimes you only have to let the news speak for itself. Think Progress points out that Sen. David Vitter (R-LA) is all aflutter about the ACORN prostitution scandal, in which various ACORN workers were filmed trying to help a couple set up a prostitution business. The ACORN workers involved, needless to say, have been canned, and the organization says it will clamp down on proper training for new workers (its about time). Sen. Vitter, who had pushed for an end to all federal funding for ACORN, says he is outraged by the new scandal. Yes, hes outraged, but probably not as outraged as he was two years ago when a Washington, DC madam revealed that Vitter was a favorite customer, had a diaper fetish, and took calls from her during roll call votes in Congress. Vitter, as Think Progress notes, hasn't lost his federal funding. We report, you decide: hypocritical, shameless, clueless, or all of the above?
Glenn Beck, meanwhile, is criticizing anyone who says that Rep. Joe You Lie! Wilson is a racist. In fact, Beck, who cant seem to remember what he has said from one day to the next, said yesterday that you cant just go around calling people racist, because racism is dangerous and such ill-mannered charges contribute to the declining quality of our public discourse in which people say things without basing their charges on solid evidence. That bit of advice on propriety is from Glenn Beck, ladies and gentlemen, whose TV show has lost over half its sponsors because of his own claims that President Obama is a racist with a "deep-seated hatred for white people and white culture." Again, you decide: hypocritical, shameless, clueless or all of the above?
A lot of people hate Nik Richie.
Of course, some of you may be wondering, Who the hell is Nik Richie? especially if youre not a person who surfs the Internet on a regular basis.
Well, for the Nik-ignorant folks out there, Richie (whose real name is Hooman Karamian) is the creator/founder/ringleader of an ultra-popular Web site known as TheDirty.com.
OK, that said, now youre probably wondering, Whats TheDirty?
If you visit the site which started in Arizona but quickly grew to reportedly garner more than 3 million pageviews per month and host localized versions in dozens of cities across the country, including one here in Charlotte and scroll all the way to the bottom of the screen youll see this description: TheDirty.com, The world's first ever reality blogger is all about gossip and satire. The content that is published contains rumors, speculation, assumptions, opinions, and factual information.
From my perspective, however, TheDirty is an Internet destination dedicated to posting user-submitted photos of real people (usually women) so that Richie and his loyal audience (aka The Dirty Army) can ruthlessly criticize the people in the images.
A Dirty Army soldier, for example, recently posted a picture of a local woman along with the headline Mouth to Mouth and asked Richie the frequently opined question, Would you? (as in have sex) with her. In response, Richie wrote: no. Her head is wierd [sic], and she looks like a bug.
Another Dirty Army member submitted a Would you? request along with a photo and the caption: Im so glad somebody put this whore on this site because she totally deserves it! Shes [sic] a golddigging, stuck on herself b*tch. She thinks she is some kind of model when in reality she looks like a man. Nik would you? To which, Richie responded, No, her legs look like sausages and her face is even worse.
And heres one more: A woman apparently submitted a photo herself and asked, in reference to the prospect of getting breast implants, how big should i [sic] go? Richie fired back: I think you should get a head transplant and lose about 45 lbs first.
And that sort of brings me back to the first sentence of this article the one about a lot of people hating Richie; surveying his assessments of the photos on TheDirty, you can probably see why some people think hes an asshole, a jerk, a douchebag or whatever adjective you want to sling his way.
Media outlets like the Arizona-based AZCentral.com have written that Richie has jeopardized careers and humiliated people. And, obviously, if youre the butt of the mans trash talk, you may not be too enamored with him. He seemingly has an ongoing feud with Bar Charlotte and supporters of the local watering hole frequently go after Richie on the site. In fact, once it became common knowledge that Richie was coming to Charlotte on Sept. 17 for an appearance at Cans, some detractors dared him to trek on over to Bar Charlotte, writing: I really do wish you would show up, and youll see that none of us BAR GIRLS that youve featured would ever want to touch a pathetic, arrogant piece of sh*t like you Nik, youre a pure example of someones [sic] life who is miserable that you have nothing better to do than talk sh*t. Im sure when it comes down to it, those girls that go to your hotel room are the trashy bitches you run your mouth about every day. Get your head out of youre [sic] ass, seriously.
You see what I mean? Some folks hate his ass.
Me? I think hes funny as shit.
Offensive? Yes. But so are dozens of straight-up comedians out there. Sure, Richies no Richard Pryor, but when he calls the fat deposits under peoples arms fat vaj armpits, I just cant help but laugh. Now, if you dont like crass humor, the site and the man behind it are definitely not for you.So, as far as Im concerned, the guy is pretty entertaining and harmless on his own. The problem, however, is that Richie is not on his own. Hes not a lone ranger or lone gunman, if you will. The problem is that, in this day and age, everybody seems to be an asshole.
According to Merriam-Webster, an asshole is a stupid, incompetent, or detestable person; and a jerk is an annoyingly stupid or foolish person or an unlikable person one who is cruel, rude, or small-minded. Using those definitions as a guide, its easy to spot the deluge of jerks who seem to be invading contemporary American culture.
Now, if you wanted to turn your gaze to the distant past toward days gone waaayyy by, you can see some early incarnations of todays asshole. William Shakespeares work, for example, was peppered with them just look at plays like The Merchant of Venice (Shylock, anyone?) and Othello (featuring punk-ass Iago).
Moving forward to the 20th century, comedian Andy Kaufman played the role of 1970s ultimate asshole by wrestling women, taking to the airwaves on a regular basis to claim that no female could best him in the ring enraging people everywhere in the process. On top of that unbeknownst to most everyone at the time he was also known to go out in public disguised as the fake stand-up comedian Tony Clifton, a character who made a reputation for insulting audience members and leaving the stage before his act was finished.
Fast-forward to the 1980s and you see assholes like talk show host Morton Downey Jr. (see the video below), the rise of shock jocks like Howard Stern and basically all the characters in the acclaimed film Glengarry Glenn Ross.
In the early part of this century, we saw the rise of one of pop cultures ultimate assholes American Idols Simon Cowell.
But here in the present, were witnessing an asshole explosion. Weve got Kanye West stealing Taylor Swifts thunder at this years MTV Video Music Awards; health care opponents loudly disrupting town hall meetings across the country; Serena Williams threatening a line judge at a tennis match; Glenn Beck saying president Obama is anti-white; Rep. Joe Wilson of South Carolina calling Obama a liar during a presidential address; plus the popularity of TV shows like Tool Academy and Is She Really Going Out With Him? among many other ass-flavored moments.
In the recently published book The Quotable Douchebag (which includes classic lines like this one by Sean Hannity: Ill tell you who should be tortured and killed at Guantanamo: every filthy Democrat in the U.S. Congress), author Margaret McGuire writes: All Fox News anchors are douchebags and John Mayer is a douchebag.
And of course, thats just scratching the surface when it comes to assholes of the present and recent past I could go on and on. The fact is, as writer Alex Wagner wrote in an article published Sept. 15 on the news Web site PoliticsDaily.com, these are jackassy times.
So, enjoying TheDirty as a pure, unadulterated guilty pleasure in front of a computer in the privacy of your own home is not such a bad thing. But when so many folks have decided to conduct themselves in such uncivil ways, we find ourselves living in the wild West. Does that mean that Richie should close up shop and go back to banking (his first career)? Well, Id much prefer if Glenn Beck disappeared from basic cable first.
In a recent telephone interview with Creative Loafing, Richie explained the origins of TheDirty like this: I kind of stumbled upon this. It wasnt something I was serious about. I was just doing it as a joke between a couple buddies of mine. Then I really thought to myself, You know, maybe I do have a business model. Because reality TV is so successful, no one [had] really started reality Internet.
Hes even created his own language of sorts to use on the site; his Dirty Dictionary is filled with shart-inducing words like Himstitute (a tranny prostitute) and Bissues (a bitch with issues).
And, not surprisingly, Richie doesnt think of himself as a bad guy.
I just say what I think. You can take it however you want to take it, but Im just gonna be true to myself and say what I think, he says. People find the humor in it and sometimes I am a little bit sarcastic, but this is what I really think. And I know I have a warped sense of reality, but I think thats why the site is so successful people take what I say and take it to heart.
The majority of the people that look at the site just come to look at the pictures, read the comments, kill time at work and, he says, have a laugh.
The big question is if the contention about Richie being harmless is to be believed how do we come to make distinctions between the assholes living among us? For me, its all a question of competence.
Think back to Simon Cowell. The guy is a self-styled ass, but he became a star in the eyes of America because he was actually right about the talent on American Idol. No, he didnt sugarcoat his quips and sometimes he was mean but he usually said what most of us were saying at home.
On the other hand, look at a guy like Glenn Beck.; his statements about Obama being anti-white cost him dozens of advertisers because no one bought what he was saying. His pronouncement, to the general public, did not seem based in reality. Same thing with Don Imus when, years ago, he said his statement about nappy-headed hoes it just wasnt funny.
Marinate on that idea and consider that, at the end of the day, when Richie rails on photos, most of the time, it is pretty much what we in maybe the most adolescent corners of our mind were thinking anyway.
So whats next for the asshole? I couldnt say where that special breed of Homo sapien is going next weve already seen a few douches in the White House but Richie is busy plotting his next move.
Theres a whole bunch of things we have in the works. Were looking to create a social network for The Dirty Army. Were doing these events (ala his appearance at Cans tonight) our clothing line, we want to get into stores across the United States. The brand itself is going to take off.
Whatever happens, Ill be watching. And so, probably, will you. One things for sure: I better not ever see my damn picture on TheDirty! Im just saying
North Carolina Dance Theatre presents Jean-Pierre Bonnefoux's Shindig for three days, starting tonight and continuing through Sept. 19, at Belk Theater. But, it's not all just dancing at this show, since music from a live bluegrass band will also be provided. The event, called Ballet, Ballroom & Bluegrass, includes Twyla Tharp's ballroom dance "Nine Sinatra Songs," and Alonzo King's MAP. Tickets are $20-$74. The show starts at 7:30 p.m. Belk Theater is located at 130 N. Tryon St. For tickets, call 704-372-1000.
Machine Theatre is ready to take its newest work in progress, titled ThomThom(if that bird won't sing), to the stage. Kicking off tonight (and continuing through Sat. Sept. 19), showings of act one of the play will go down at Carolina Actors Studio Theatre. ThomThom(if that bird won't sing) is written by Matt Cosper and directed by Barney Bagget with music by Jon Lindsay. Post show talk backs, which give folks in the crowd a chance to voice their own opinions about the show, will follow the performance. Tickets are $10. Show starts at 11 p.m. Carolina Actors Studio Theatre is located at 1118 Clement Ave.
Here are the five best events going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, Sept. 17, 2009 as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
Author Kathy Reichs signing 206 Bones at Joseph-Beth Booksellers
Pecha Kucha Vol. 4 at Hart Witzen Gallery
ThomThom(if that bird wont sing) at Carolina Actors Studio Theatre
Benjy Ferree at Milestone
Old World vs New World Wine Tasting and Tutorial at Nonna's Kitchen
(The documentary Soul Power opens in Charlotte tomorrow. Following is Curt Holmans review from the Atlanta Creative Loafing.)
Jeffrey Levy-Hintes concert film Soul Power can be viewed as the warm-up act to the Oscar-winning 1996 documentary When We Were Kings. In Kings, Leon Gast chronicled 1974's famed Rumble in the Jungle between Muhammad Ali and George Foreman in Zaire (now Congo). An African/African-American musical festival was scheduled to coincide with the heavyweight bout, but after Foreman suffered a minor injury, the show went on as planned, even though the boxing match was postponed for six weeks.
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs - Animated; Bill Hader, Anna Faris
Cold Souls - Paul Giamatti, Emily Watson
Departures - Academy Award winner, Best Foreign Language Film
The Informant! - Matt Damon, Scott Bakula
Jennifer's Body - Megan Fox, Amanda Seyfried
Love Happens - Aaron Eckhart, Jennifer Aniston
Soul Power - Documentary; James Brown, B.B. King
So today we all know what we already knew yesterday when we didnt vote in the primary: Democrat Anthony Foxx and Republican John Lassiter will face off in the November mayoral election. Pardon me if Im not excited. Some friends and acquaintances disagree with me, all but one of them saying Foxx is the man, but so far Im having a hard time seeing any fundamental differences between these two guys. Now that the thrilling primary is history, perhaps Lassiter and Foxx will offer voters just a wee bit more detail about their plans. Any details will do. OK, if not details, at least clarify what you mean by your vague slogans. Heres one good test: next week, Charlotte will host an NC Clean Energy Economy Forum at the Mint Museum, designed to look into potential job creation in the state, as well as suggesting how NC can provide leadership in the development of a clean energy economy. I, for one, would love to hear Foxx and Lassiters take on this issue and how it can be applied to Charlottes current economic depression.
New York Attorney General Andrew Cuomo isn't dicking around, he wants answers.
The New York Attorney General's office subpoenaed five members of Bank of America Corp.'s board Wednesday as part of an investigation into its acquisition of troubled investment bank Merrill Lynch & Co., according to a person familiar with the investigation.The directors are expected to be questioned about what they knew regarding the mounting losses and bonus payments at Merrill before the deal closed on Jan. 1 and what role they played in deciding whether to disclose that information to shareholders, said the person, who asked for anonymity because the investigation is ongoing.
New York Attorney General Andrew Cuomo's office is also likely to ask about any threats made by federal regulators to remove board members if the deal wasn't completed, as Bank of America executives have said.
The subpoenas come as Cuomo's office is preparing to file fraud charges in the coming weeks against several high-ranking executives at the Charlotte, N.C.-based bank over its acquisition of the troubled investment bank.
It wasn't immediately clear which directors received the subpoenas. Some of the subpoenas may have gone to former board members, since nine directors have been replaced this year as the bank overhauled its board.
Read the rest of this article at Charlotte.com.
From Faux News:
In news you just can't make up: It now costs a little bit more to get hitched in the Q.C. thanks to a $10 fee for domestic violence programs. (See image below.)
With all of the superstition involved in wedding planning -- the something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue; the six pence in the bride's shoe; the virgins (aha! kidding) -- makes you wonder how this bodes for the future of wedded bliss in our area.
Glad to know domestic violence programs are finding funding, but I can't help but wonder if this fee shouldn't be optional. Of course, now that were nose deep in "The Great Recession" it's not surprising that money is being tacked on wherever possible to fund programs that are experiencing budget shortfalls.
But, still ... Does anyone else find this 20 percent fee a little odd?