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Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Boomer with Attitude / News CMS school assignments: The CL guide
Posted By John Grooms on Tue, Oct 27, 2009 at 3:02 PM
Trying to keep up with the changes in schools and school assignments these days is almost a full-time job, except for the part of a job where you get paid. CMS administrators have been trying to keep everyone except the East Meck parents happy, shifting students from one school to another, and changing the focus of individual schools, but it’s all confusing. Luckily for you, we’ve done the footwork for you and here is our complete list of upcoming changes in CMS schools for the 2010 school year:
• Eastover Elementary remains a neighborhood school;
• Myers Park High stays just as it is since heaven forbid that those parents should have to compromise about anything;
• Myers Park Traditional will become Super-Traditional, complete with paddling and uniforms made of itchy burlap;
• North Meck High becomes Speedway High, an automotive magnet school;
• Dilworth Elementary becomes a local foods & gardening magnet school;
• Steele Creek Elementary switches to the Fort Mill school system;
• Collinswood Elementary trades places with the Sorbonne;
• Barringer Academy becomes a meat-and-three restaurant;
• Piedmont Open Middle is divided into 20 mobile schools that will ride around the county all day;
• East Meck High becomes a Halloween Haunted House in autumn, a meth lab in spring;
• Nothwest School of the Arts becomes a talent agency/bistro; and
• West Meck turns into a militia camp run by history teachers.
• Hope this helps — happy schooling (or moving)!
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