Its all funny business when Charlottes own sketch comedy troupe Robot Johnson performs at Carolina Actors Studio Theatre on Sat., Dec. 19. The show, dubbed The Best Of Robot Johnson, will feature original sketches, musical numbers, and the groups own laughable take on pop culture and more. Reservations are recommended for the show. Tickets are $15. Show starts at 10 p.m. Carolina Actors Studio Theatre is located at 1118 Clement Ave. For more information, call 704-455-8542.
Lets give credit where credit is due. This time credit goes to Pres. Obamas opponent in the 2008 election, Sen. John McCain, as well as to Sen. Maria Cantwell, a liberal Democrat from Washington. These two unlikely allies are co-sponsoring a bill that would restore the Glass-Steagall Act (aka the Banking Act of 1933). If McCain and Cantwell are successful, their efforts would make giant banking institutions choose between being commercial banks or investment banks. The Glass-Steagall Act imposed an absolute firewall between the two types of banking, until it was repealed in 1999 by the Gramm-Leach-Bliley Act. It was the 1999 action, signed into law by Pres. Clinton, that allowed banks to throw reason to the wind and sell incredibly risky bundles of bad loans as investments. In other words, it was one of the sparks that lit the fire that nearly burned down the world economy late last year.
McCain and Cantwells efforts are paralleled in the House of Representatives, where several lawmakers have introduced similar legislation. The House Majority Leader, Steny Hoyer (D-Mary.), supports the efforts to bring back Glass-Steagall. Hoyer recently told Bloomberg News, "As someone who voted to repeal Glass-Steagall, maybe that was a mistake." Yeah, no kidding, dude. Hopefully, his efforts, and those of McCain and Cantwell, will find favor in Congress.
Check out these events going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area this weekend as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
Mint Museum of Art
Actors Scene Unseen puts a spin on Dickens seasonal tale with its performances of A Broadway Christmas Carol at Mint Museum of Art. In the production, song parodies from Broadway hits will be sung to reiterate the story of A Christmas Carol in a funny, music-driven manner.
Party Single Cell Productions moves Alloy to Dammit Janet, tonight. A mixture of electro, industrial, and other sounds from underground musical genres, spun by DJs Torchure, Harlequin, and more, as well as $1.50 beer specials will dominate the dance event. Tagged the Holiday Horror edition, this party is a twisted alternative to the average holiday shindig. more...
Music For a night of melodic pop rock vibes head to Tremont Music Hall where Through Porchlight will perform with The Lo and Beholds, Death Becomes Even the Maiden, and Junior Astronomers. more...
Dixies Tavern
Dixie's Tavern will host an Ugly Holiday Sweater Contest with prizes to be awarded in categories for "Ugliest Guy's Sweater" and "Ugliest Girl's Sweater." Also, during the festivities draft beer and an appetizer buffet will be available, as well as drink specials and other prizes.
Comedy Its all funny business when Charlottes own sketch comedy troupe Robot Johnson performs at Carolina Actors Studio Theatre tonight. The show, dubbed The Best Of Robot Johnson, will feature original sketches, musical numbers, and the groups own laughable take on pop culture and more. more...
Dance Queen City Ballroom's 7th annual Holiday Ballroom Dance Showcase will feature dance performances by both staff and students. Proceeds are for a good cause, as they go to benefit the Charlotte Make-a-Wish Foundation. more...
Duke Energy Theatre
Providence High Schools Chaos Ensemble presents performances of Columbinus at Duke Energy Theatre. The play captures the haunting reality of the Columbine High School shootings, and features excerpts from the diaries of two of the classmates who went on the shooting rampage, as well as interviews with survivors and more.
Book Reading Tonight, The Evening Muse will pay respect to literature during its "Two Local Lefty Authors" book release event. Pat MacEnulty, author of Picara and Creative Loafing's own John Grooms, author of Deliver Us From Weasels, will read and discuss from their latest books. Jacquelyn Lee will also perform. more...
Dance This is your final chance to catch North Carolina Dance Theatres performances of Nutcracker, a holiday classic about a young girl and her nutcracker doll who embark on an exciting journey, at Belk Theater. more...
Wow, you take one day off from the news and when you resurface, you find that Bill James has been at it again. So, should James apologize for his sub-adolescent comment to fellow County Commissioner Vilma Leake about her late son being a homo? Of course he should, and if he wont, then his fellow county commissioners should censure him. Any decent human being in this day and age would be mortified to be caught using such slurs. But thats the problem through the years, James has proved over and over and over that hes not a decent human being, at least when it comes to having the slightest understanding or respect for anyone different from himself.
James says that when he asked Leake (who had just explained that her son had died of AIDS), Your son was a homo, really? he was merely using a slang word used when he was growing up. I imagine he thinks thats supposed to make it OK. Well, Bill, next time you speak to Commissioner Leake (who, for readers who dont know, is African-American), why dont use another slang word from back when you were growing up you know the one and see how well that goes over.
James cant even keep his story straight on this one. Here, for instance, is an excerpt from WBTV's report: James went on WBT radio's Keith Larson show this morning to defend his statement ... At first, James told Larson that he was in the process of saying "homosexual," but was cut off by Leake. He changed his story after Larson played a clip of the exchange that made clear that wasn't the case ... "Look, I don't care if I said 'homo.' I don't think it changes the reality of it. Whether I said, 'is he a homo really or is he homosexual, really?' I'm OK with either one of those ...
Theres a bright side to this mess: James and the neanderthalish mindset he represents are on the losing side of history, and Charlotte has moved on without him. Theres a reason hes never had the courage to run at-large, since he wouldnt stand a chance outside of his Mint Hillbilly district. The knuckledraggers cant stand it that the world is changing, but thats their tough luck. The battle is over, and the losers, it appears, are going down whining.
Of course, as a freelance writer, this is a topic near and dear to my heart; however, this same sort of phenomenon can occur in any industry and affect any demographic.
Whether we're conscious of it, or not, we stereotype people constantly, for a variety of reasons. What's disturbing is we're not doing much of anything to correct our behavior and too many people aren't speaking up, demanding equal treatment when they should because, ultimately, not paying people the same rates for the same work or treating people unequally in other ways is a human rights issue. Period.
Today, Men with Pens blogger James Chartrand revealed that "he" is actually a lady with a laptop. After working under her real name for years, Chartrand was still struggling to make it as a freelance writer. Not only was her income negligible, but "I was treated like crap, too. Bossed around, degraded, condescended to, with jibes made about my having to work from home. I quickly learned not to mention I had kids. I quickly learned not to mention I worked from my kitchen table." Out of desperation, she started submitting work under a male pseudonym, just to see if it made a difference. And boy, did it ever.Instantly, jobs became easier to get.
There was no haggling. There were compliments, there was respect. Clients hired me quickly, and when they received their work, they liked it just as quickly. There were fewer requests for revisions -- often none at all.
Customer satisfaction shot through the roof. So did my pay rate.
I think Mary Elizabeth Williams spoke for all of us at Broadsheet when she said in an e-mail, "Wow! That's so fucking Brontë sisters!" George Eliot and George Sand also leapt quickly to mind; when we think of women writers finding success under male pseudonyms, our thoughts naturally turn to the 19th century. But then, Chartrand also mentions Isak Dinesen, whose first book was published in 1934. And come to think of it, I've read that in the late 1990s, J.K. Rowling became known as such because her publishers feared that boys wouldn't read books written by someone named Joanne. Last spring, the website Divine Caroline made a list of seven famous female authors who used male names, including Alice Bradley Sheldon, who found it easier to break into science fiction writing in 1967 as James Tiptree, Jr., and Nora Roberts, who chose the name J.D. Robb in 1995 when she began writing detective fiction alongside her wildly successful romance novels. When much-admired political blogger Digby accepted an award in person in 2007, some of her biggest fans were shocked to learn that she's a woman.
Read the rest of this Salon.com post, by Kate Harding, here.
Read the writer out herself in her own words:
You know me as James Chartrand of Men with Pens, a regular Copyblogger contributor for just shy of two years.And yet, Im a woman.
This is not a joke or an angle or an analogy Im literally a woman.
This is my story.
Once upon a time, I found myself having to make some hard decisions.
The welfare application was on my kitchen table. It was filled out and signed, waiting for me to bring it to the people who would decide whether Id be able to make rent next month or put food on the table.
I hated looking at it. I didnt want to be in this situation. Id thought that when you start over, make a clean break, life was supposed to get better, right?
But here I was, out of money and out of choices.
I had two young daughters to take care of. I was single and alone, having left an unhealthy relationship, and I was living in a crappy, tiny apartment.
Id used up my savings trying to make ends meet, supplementing as best I could with the money I earned from a dangerous part-time job that gave me all of 4 hours pay a week at minimum wage. I had been looking for a better job, but there were none to be had in the low-income/high-unemployment area where I lived.
And I couldnt get a full-time job anyway I was still on the waiting list for a spot in daycare.
I landed clients and got work under both names. But it was much easier to do when I used my pen name.
Understand, I hadnt advertised more effectively or used social media I hadnt figured that part out yet. I was applying in the same places. I was using the same methods. Even the work was the same.
In fact, everything was the same.
Except for the name.
Taking a mans name opened up a new world. It helped me earn double and triple the income of my true name, with the same work and service.
No hassles. Higher acceptance. And gratifying respect for my talents and round-the-clock work ethic.
Business opportunities fell into my lap. People asked for my advice, and they thanked me for it, too.
Did I quit promoting my own name? Hell yeah.
I never wanted to be an activist, or to fight the world. Im not interested in clawing my way up a ladder to a glass ceiling. Lifes too short for that.
I just want to earn a living and be respected for my skills. I want my kids to be happy and have access to what they need. I want them to go to university and have good opportunities in life.
Truth be told, if just a name and perception of gender creates such different levels of respect and income for a person, it says a lot more about the world than it does about me.
Read the rest of at CopyBlogger.com.
In related news: 'Does it matter that she's a woman? With opinion writing still dominated by men, the answer is a loud yes.' (Salon.com, 2007)
What do you think? What can we do to shatter the glass ceiling once and for all? (This movie doesn't get going until 0:54, if you want to skip ahead.)
Now, was all that stressing about Bank of America hightailing it to New York City worth it, negative nellies? Noooo.
But don't let this news put your industrious fires out people. We've still got to diversify if we want to be an attractive, competitive city.
Bank of America's board has selected Brian Moynihan as the bank's new chief executive, spokesman Bob Stickler said this evening.Moynihan, previously the bank's consumer banking head, will have his office in Charlotte and the bank will remain headquartered in Charlotte, Stickler said.
After Bank of New York Mellon Corp. chief executive Bob Kelly dropped out of the running on Monday, Bank of America Corp.'s board was expected to choose from two internal candidates Moynihan and chief risk officer Greg Curl to replace departing CEO Ken Lewis.
Lewis, 62, announced Sept. 30 that he was stepping down at year's end, ending a four-decade career at the company amid mounting criticism of his Jan. 1 Merrill Lynch & Co. acquisition. The search for his replacement, led by a six-director committee, dragged on longer than many expected, entering its 11th week on Wednesday.
Moynihan, 50, is a lawyer by training. He joined a FleetBoston predecessor in the early '90s as deputy counsel, then moved into finance jobs.
By 2004, when Bank of America bought FleetBoston, Moynihan was in charge of the brokerage and wealth management unit. He held virtually the same job at the combined new bank, and stayed in Boston. The unit, and hundreds of bank leaders, moved there.
In 2007, Moynihan was put in charge of the investment bank and charged with cleaning it up. The next year, Lewis put him in charge of leading the integration with Merrill.
In August, in another management shakeup that Lewis orchestrated, Moynihan was named head of consumer banking.
Read the rest of this Charlotte Observer article, by Rick Rothacker and Christina Rexrode, here.
In related news: Bank of America shareholder: Don't choose Curl or Moynihan for CEO
In barely related news: Fifth Third Bank is moving Uptown
And, lookie, the new CEO has already ticked off some members of Congress:
Another amazing investigative journalism piece of awesomeness from our friends at ProPublica by Jake Bernstein and Jesse Eisinger
This story is part of an ongoing investigation with NPR's Planet Money .Almost three years since banks started taking losses that led to the worst financial crisis since the Great Depression, the Securities and Exchange Commission is still asking basic questions about what happened.
The SEC is conducting an information-gathering sweep of the key players in the market for collateralized debt obligations, the bundles of mortgage securities whose sudden collapse in price was at the center of the meltdown of the global banking system.
In a letter dated Oct. 22, the SEC sent what amounts to a questionnaire to a number of collateral managers, the middlemen between the investment banks that created the complex financial products and the investors who bought them.
Collateralized debt obligations are made up of dozens if not hundreds of securities, which in turn are backed by underlying loans, such as mortgages. Investment banks underwrite the structures and recruit their investors. Collateral managers, brought in by the investment banks but paid by fees from the assets, select the securities and manage the structures on behalf of the investors. CDO managers have a fiduciary duty to manage the investments fairly for investors.
Since 2005, $1.3 trillion worth of CDOs have been issued, with a record $521 billion in 2006, according to the securities industry lobbying group SIFMA. The collapse in value of mortgage CDOs triggered the 2008 financial collapse.
ProPublica and NPR have confirmed that the SEC letter was sent to several managers, although the distribution list was likely industrywide. At the height of the boom in 2006, only 28 managers controlled about half of all CDOs, according to Standard and Poor's.
Banks began disclosing the first big losses on CDOs in early 2007. The infamous Bear Stearns hedge funds ran into problems beginning that summer. By that August, the credit markets began seizing up. Merrill Lynch and Citigroup were among the hardest hit by losses on bad investments in mortgage-based securities and CDOs.
The SECs letter focuses on information regarding trading, allocation and valuations and advisers disclosure, though it also asks for other details on how the managers ran their businesses. The letter requests information on CDOs issued since Jan. 1, 2006.
The letter asks collateral managers for information about what investments they made on their own behalf and how they valued these investments. Securities experts say the letter indicates that the agency is still gathering basic information about the CDO market, despite its centrality to the banking crisis.
One wonders why this letter, especially given the general nature of it, is just now being sent. And why wasnt it sent several years ago, as the CDO market was exploding? says Lynn Turner, who was the SECs chief accountant in the late 1990s. It makes it look like the SEC is several years behind the markets.
Even Wall Street executives and securities lawyers who were involved in the CDO business at its height have privately expressed surprise that the SEC was only now contacting them for such rudimentary information.
The SEC declined to comment on the letter. As a policy, a spokesman said, the agency doesnt comment on its regulatory actions. The SEC has jurisdiction over CDO managers,and enforces rules against securities manipulation, among other violations. The letter does not use the words inquiry or investigation.
Interviews with market participants and former regulators point to several areas that the SEC might be investigating. Some managers had their own in-house investment funds and may have taken positions that were in conflict with those of the investors in the structures that they managed. In some cases, their hedge funds may have bet against the very slices of the securities they were managing on behalf of the investors in the structure.
Underwriting investment banks often had influence over the investment choices some CDO managers made, giving rise to another possible conflict of interest. The agency may be looking at whether that influence was proper or not.
The possibility for conflicts and self-dealing is huge, says Turner, the former SEC chief accountant.
To date, the agency has little to show for its probes into the causes of the crisis that engulfed global financial markets just over a year ago. In June 2007, Christopher Cox, then the SEC chairman, testified before Congress that the agency had about 12 investigations under way concerning CDOs and collateralized loan obligations and similar products. A little more than a year later, Cox told Congress that the number of investigations into the financial industry, including the subprime mortgage origination business, had ballooned to over 50 separate inquiries.
There could be multiple reasons why investigations are proceeding slowly. Such cases are complex and require enormous resources and expertise. Regulators also face the hurdle of proving intent to defraud.
Under Coxs stewardship, the SEC fell into disarray , and it was harshly criticized by Congress and its own inspector general, particularly for its failure to catch the Ponzi scheme of Bernie Madoff. The turnover of the new administration, which ushered in new leadership at the much-criticized agency, has also likely slowed efforts. In recent months, under new Chairman Mary Schapiro, the SEC has made insider-trading inquiries a high priority.
So far, there have been few indictments or civil complaints. In a sign of how long these cases can take, the mortgage company New Century Financial Corporation disclosed in March 2007 that it was the subject of an SEC investigation into possible insider stock sales and accounting irregularities. It wasnt until last week -- Dec. 7 -- that the SEC filed a formal complaint against former executives of the company. The governments highest-profile prosecution involving the financial collapse the case against two managers of the Bear Stearns hedge fund for alleged securities and wire fraud failed to gain a conviction when a jury decided that the men were simply bad businessmen rather than criminals.
Were you involved in the CDO business in the latter stages of the boom? We want to talk to you. E-mail us at CDOS@propublica.org or call us at (917) 512-0258.
Here are the five best events going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, Dec. 17, 2009 as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
Columbinus at Duke Energy Theatre
Kris Allen at Amos' Southend
Third Thursday: Live Jazz at Mint Museum Craft + Design
All Arts Market at Neighborhood Theatre
The Art Institute of Charlotte's Portfolio Show at Charlotte Convention Center
Its hard to shop for picky people during the holidays, but knowing where to go makes it easier. The All Arts Market, an indoor marketplace, returns tonight (Dec. 16) and tomorrow night (Dec. 17) to Neighborhood Theatre. The event should make buying gifts a bit more manageable, as it features all hand-made goods and arts and crafts, including jewelry, photography, clothing, paintings, bags, and more, theres something for everyone here. Free; $10-$30 sign-up for artists to participate for two nights. Dec. 16 & 17, 6 p.m.-10 p.m. Neighborhood Theatre is located at 511 E. 36th St. For more information, call 704-358-9298 or click here.