Friday, July 9, 2010

Alvin Greene action figures win!

Posted By on Fri, Jul 9, 2010 at 11:21 AM

Friday is time for the Stupid Thing of the Week Award, but we got to thinking: There are different kinds of stupid. Some things are stupid and dangerous — namely, some of the Tea Party candidates for various national offices, like the Alabama guy whose commercials as much as incite people to violently overthrow the government. Or Sharron Angle, running for Harry Reid’s Senate seat, who thinks women who are raped shouldn’t be able to get an abortion because they’d be working against “God’s plan.” Those people are stupid and dangerous.

Then, there’s stupid and kind of goofy, which is waaayyy preferable to the dangerously stupid stuff. That’s why we’re giving the weekly award to South Carolina’s Democratic U.S. Senate candidate Alvin Greene, who this week came up with a, um, unique idea for creating jobs in his state: action figures of himself. Greene expanded on the idea in an interview with a British journalist from the UK Guardian: “Me in an army uniform, air force uniform, and me in my suit. They can make toys of me and my vehicle, especially for the holidays and Christmas for the kids. That's something that would create jobs,” Greene explained. He didn’t need to say it, but Greene then added, “It's not something a typical person would bring up.” Which, you have to admit, is very true.

I think Greene’s action figure idea would work. In fact, I think South Carolina’s economy could soon start rocking again if he’d take the “action” in “action figure” seriously and, say, pit himself against some of his state’s other embarrassments. Picture an Alvin “Terminator” Greene doll, firing away at a Mark Sanford figure ("with special hiking action”); Marko the Latin Lover wouldn’t stand a chance. Or maybe an Alvin “Scissorhands” Greene, slicing up a figure of state lawmaker Jake “We don’t need another rag head” Knotts like so much bacon. Or, for the less violently inclined, Alvin “Close Shave” Greene, pinning his November opponent, Sen. Jim DeMint, into a barber’s chair and forcefully rinsing the bad dye job out of the senator’s hair. The possibilities are endless, as apparently are the “out of the box” ideas in Greene’s head. Greene is a very unconventional candidate, and yes, his action figure idea is stupid. But at least it’s only stupid, not stupid and dangerous.

Image courtesy Salon.com
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Here comes the drought again

Posted By on Fri, Jul 9, 2010 at 11:18 AM

That's right. It's baaaaack (or at least it's back in the western part of the state), and it's heading south-south-east.

Let this be a lesson to us all. There is never a time when we shouldn't conserve water. By the way, conserving electricity also conserves water since power plants consume more water than our entire population. In fact, water is used to create most products, so limiting your consumption all around is a plus for water conservation.

Listen, our river — the Catawba River — can only give so much. We suck hundreds of millions of gallons of water out of it every single day to produce goods, produce electricity and to run our lives. (Can you imagine a day without water in your household?)

As the population increases, and it is at a rapid rate in our area, our demands on the river become even more intense. Seems a little unfair for a river deemed one of the most endangered in the country in 2008, by American Rivers, and one of the 10 most endangered areas in the entire Southeast this year, by the Southern Environmental Law Center.

Water conservation isn't something we should only think about when a drought is upon us, it's something we should practice every day.

Here are a few easy tips to help you and your family ease your demands on Charlotte's life line. Bonus: you'll save money on your water and electricity bills.

Also, don't forget about capturing rain water for use in your yard and garden.

At my house, we have two 80-gallon rain barrels (and we're about to get two more). It's pretty amazing how quickly the rain barrels fill during even a light rain. We use the water we collect to water our vegetable garden.

Because the water trickles out of the barrels, we purchased an inexpensive pump that increases the water pressure just enough to give the garden a good shower. The pump is electric, so you'll need an outdoor outlet to run it, and it should only be plugged in while you're watering. So far this year, we've yet to run out of rainwater for the garden, even during hot, dry weeks like this one.

The county sells rain barrels (that's where we got ours, and they work great). Learn more here.

Here are a few tips to help you harvest rainwater at your house. This guy's building his own in case you're interested in going that route; however the rain barrels available from the county won't require nearly this much work. Though, like him, we linked ours together to capture overflow and we also installed the bendable downspout.

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Today's Top 5: Friday

Posted By on Fri, Jul 9, 2010 at 9:15 AM

Here are the five best events going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, July, 9 2010 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.

Village Tavern at 5 at Village Tavern

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Decoration Ghost at Snug Harbor

I Loathe a Parade at Story Slam

Artist reception for the Organic Geometry exhibition at Julia's Coffee

Charlotte Comedy Theater at Prevue Music Hall

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Thursday, July 8, 2010

Dr. Oz talks health in lecture

Posted By on Thu, Jul 8, 2010 at 4:17 PM

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Dr. Oz - physician, TV star of The Dr. Oz Show and frequent guest on The Oprah Winfrey Show - visited Charles Mack Citizen Center in Mooresville yesterday to discuss healthcare and other wellness-related issues in a lecture titled, "All About You." Tickets sold to the event benefited HealthReach Community Clinic, a free medical, dental, chiropractic and prescription service offered to low-income residents without health insurance.

John Mack, a Mooresville native and chairman of Morgan Stanley & Co., is a longtime friend of Oz and funded his trip. Mack also pledged to match the funds raised from the lecture, which featured around 350 attendees.

Another guest speaker, Brad Wilson of Blue Cross Blue Shield added that the foundation would continue to do its part in helping the cause. “In my mind, there’s no better investment that people can make," he said.

Oz began his speech by explaining his passion for healthcare and his former contributions, including a day of free medical care with National Association of Free Clinics in Houston, Texas. He also stressed the need for both free clinics and awareness into health problems that can go unnoticed without routine visits to a doctor.

He continued by discussing healthy life adjustments - such as daily cardio activity, eating whole foods and finding ones purpose in life - and obesity. NASCAR racecar driver Richard Petty, who was in attendance, was called onto the stage to demonstrate how to properly measure belly fat in accordance with waist size and height.

Oz finished with a Q&A session with guests, followed by a reception for VIP ticket holders.

For more information on HealthReach Community Clinic, click here.

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Lou-zanna OKs guns in church. Nuts or what?

Posted By on Thu, Jul 8, 2010 at 1:44 PM

How often has this happened to you? You’re sitting in church on Sunday, and the preacher starts slamming the congregation for not giving enough money to buy him a new car. The more you listen, the more pissed off you get, until finally you think, “I wish to God I could bring my .357 to church, I’d blow this windbag to Kingdom Come.” Well, maybe you should move to Louisiana, where this week, Gov. Bobby Jindal signed a bill to allow people to bring concealed weapons into houses of worship. True, the new law doesn’t say anything about blowing away clergy, but hey, most laws have some unintended consequences, right?

Louisiana state Rep. Henry Burns proposed the bill so that churches in “declining neighborhoods” could protect themselves from potential crimes. The law authorizes those who qualified under state law to carry concealed weapons to bring them to church “as part of a security force,” but also leaves open the possibility of the church allowing weapons for anyone, not just to deter crime. The preacher (or priest, rabbi, imam, or whatever) has to let his/her congregants know that there will be people in the building with weapons, though.

That doesn’t exactly cover bringing a handgun to settle a score with the reverend, but do you really think they’re gonna be checking, aka stepping on your sacred 2nd Amendment rights? Not in Louisiana they won’t! You might even get lucky and have some exec from BP show up and before you know it, you’ve taken revenge for the oil gushing into the Gulf — bonus!

Seriously, the same law also permits churches, mosques, synagogues and what-have-you to "hire off-duty police or security guards to protect congregants," so maybe preachers in Lou-zanna may want to consider that, um, more conventional tactic.  And in case you’re thinking that all the bad things Louisiana has suffered in the past few years has driven them gun crazy, we’ll tell you that last year, another bill allowing concealed weapons on college campuses was voted down in the legislature. Phew! It’s good to know they’ve kept their heads about them down there.

Yet another cross to bear
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What's Fannie's and Freddie's problem with green?

Posted By on Thu, Jul 8, 2010 at 10:05 AM

Homeowners want to be green. Home improvement stores, contractors, builders and, heck, even some energy companies want them to be green too. So, what's up with Fannie and Freddie maneuvering to squash legislation that will help people get the green fixes they crave? Grist.org takes a look at the issue:

The government-chartered mortgage giants are sticking with their puzzling opposition to the finance tool, effectively killing PACE programs around the country, at least for the time being. A letter from the Federal Housing Finance Agency [PDF], the regulator and spokes-agency for Fannie and Freddie, claims PACE programs "present significant safety and soundness concerns that must be addressed by Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, and the Federal Home Loan Banks."

FHFA's letter amounts to a middle finger to PACE, which has drawn excitement from clean-energy advocates, home-improvement contractors, and homeowners who want to use the system to pay for projects like rooftop solar arrays and retrofits that cut energy waste.

The agency is arguing that reducing greenhouse-gas emissions, saving homeowners money on utility bills, and creating local jobs working on homes are not "traditional community benefits." It's making another argument too: That it should get to decide what projects have local-community benefits.

"It is a very, very troubling precedent to have mortgage regulators assert their ability to decide what taxes and assessments are acceptable and what are not," DeVries said on Tuesday.

It's tantamount, he said, to FHFA telling a local government, "'A sewer system is not really as old as you say it is,'...

Read more from Grist.org's Jonathan Hiskes here.

Further reading, from Grist.org: Fannie and Freddie won’t let this teacher green her home

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EPA tightens reins on dirty coal

Posted By on Thu, Jul 8, 2010 at 10:04 AM

Good news for breathers, the EPA is cracking down on air pollution created by coal plants. And, this is great news for Charlotte, since the city is virtually surrounded by coal plants.

From ThinkProgress.org's Wonk Room:

Today, the Obama administration proposed a sweeping plan to reduce power plant emissions that cross state lines and kill tens of thousands of Americans every year. The proposed Clean Air Transport Rule replaces the Bush administration’s so-called “clean air interstate rule” (CAIR) that was shot down by the courts because it permitted so much interstate emission trading that even some power companies filed suit.

Read more here.

But, what does this mean for Charlotte-based Duke Energy, the company that owns the coal plants surrounding the Queen City? Well, it's a little too early to tell, but there's speculation Duke may have to close some of the company's older plants, like the 80-year-old Riverbend plant that's a mere dozen miles from the heart of Uptown, sooner than anticipated.

So, what does this mean for you? Better health.

According to the EPA's press release:

Today’s action would yield more than $120 billion in annual health benefits in 2014, including avoiding an estimated 14,000 to 36,000 premature deaths, 23,000 nonfatal heart attacks, 21,000 cases of acute bronchitis, 240,000 cases of aggravated asthma, and 1.9 million days when people miss school or work due to ozone- and particle pollution-related symptoms. These benefits would far outweigh the annual cost of compliance with the proposed rule, which EPA estimates at $2.8 billion in 2014.

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Our crazy 'war on drugs'

Posted By on Thu, Jul 8, 2010 at 10:02 AM

In case you missed the news over the holiday weekend, you might want to know that Bloomberg Markets magazine is featuring a couple of Charlotte's big banks in their August issue, and not because they're impressed with them:

Just before sunset on April 10, 2006, a DC-9 jet landed at the international airport in the port city of Ciudad del Carmen, 500 miles east of Mexico City. As soldiers on the ground approached the plane, the crew tried to shoo them away, saying there was a dangerous oil leak. So the troops grew suspicious and searched the jet.

They found 128 black suitcases, packed with 5.7 tons of cocaine, valued at $100 million. The stash was supposed to have been delivered from Caracas to drug traffickers in Toluca, near Mexico City, Mexican prosecutors later found. Law enforcement officials also discovered something else.

The smugglers had bought the DC-9 with laundered funds they transferred through two of the biggest banks in the U.S.: Wachovia Corp. and Bank of America Corp., Bloomberg Markets magazine reports in its August 2010 issue.

This was no isolated incident. Wachovia, it turns out, had made a habit of helping move money for Mexican drug smugglers. Wells Fargo & Co., which bought Wachovia in 2008, has admitted in court that its unit failed to monitor and report suspected money laundering by narcotics traffickers -- including the cash used to buy four planes that shipped a total of 22 tons of cocaine.

The admission came in an agreement that Charlotte, North Carolina-based Wachovia struck with federal prosecutors in March, and it sheds light on the largely undocumented role of U.S. banks in contributing to the violent drug trade that has convulsed Mexico for the past four years.

Read the rest of this article, by Michael Smith, here.

Here's the thing that gets me about drugs in America:

Americans demand the drugs, and we're willing to pay top dollar for them. We, therefore, create the market, which is quite lucrative. So our always money-hungry banks assist growers and dealers in their efforts to get the drugs into our hands to meet our unending demand in exchange for our precious dollars.

Then, our courts penalize the growers and dealers and users whenever they're caught. But, that doesn't quell our appetite, and as long as we have the appetite for drugs (and we do and will) and we have the money to buy them (and we do and will) then this shitty cycle will continue.

Meanwhile, the American taxpayer pays the wages of those charged with playing cops and villains throughout every inch of this great land. We then pay to house the villains in prisons after they've been caught and processed through our expensive judicial system. And don't forget, we also pay exorbitant fees at banks that screw us repeatedly while continuing to assist said villains in their villainous trade.

And, what do we call this nonsense? We call it a war. In this "war," we're supposedly the good guys and anyone who's involved in the drug trade (excluding giant banks, apparently) are the bad guys. Meanwhile, all hell breaks loose in Mexico — but not here, so we mostly ignore the problem and pretend we have nothing to do with it (even if we're the ones looking for a bump in the back of the club).

Listen: This is crazy.

THIS IS CRAZY, do you hear me?

We either need to accept that Americans are a bunch of drug-using hypocrites, end the so-called "war" and start treating drugs like any other import; or, we need to get serious about the war and hold these big dogs accountable just like we hold the dealer on the street, the crack whore and the crew hauling in a truckload of snow from the border accountable.

This is not a "them" problem. This is an "us" problem. This may even be a "you" problem. And, we're not going to be able to do a thing about it until we take responsibility for our role in it. Without our money and constant demand for drugs, this would be a non-issue and the murder rate in Mexico, and some American border cities, would be significantly lower.

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Today's Top 5: Thursday

Posted By on Thu, Jul 8, 2010 at 8:00 AM

Here are the five best events going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, July, 8 2010 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.

Chromatic exhibition at Lark & Key Gallery - Southend

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Garden Nights at Daniel Stowe Botanical Gardens

Victor Wooten Band and Josh Phillips Folk Festival at Neighborhood Theatre

Thom Thom (if that bird won't sing) at Duke Energy Theatre

Poetry Open Mic at Jackson's Java

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Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Opening Friday

Posted By on Wed, Jul 7, 2010 at 11:50 PM

Winter's Bone
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Cyrus - John C. Reilly, Jonah Hill

Despicable Me - Animated; voices of Steve Carell, Russell Brand

I Am Love - Tilda Swinton, Marisa Berenson

Predators - Adrien Brody, Topher Grace

Winter's Bone - Jennifer Lawrence, John Hawkes

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