Comedian Jim Gaffigan is critical of food. He’s not a vegetarian, thinks salad bars are absurd, and likes cake too much to waste his time on muffins (especially the mini ones). Don’t even get him started on Hot Pockets (see vid below). $39.75-$49.75. Saturday, Feb. 11, 7-10 p.m. Ovens, Auditorium, 2700 E. Independence Blvd., Charlotte.