Neil Hamburger The comedic (but just slightly) alter ego of Gregg Turkington, Hamburger is perhaps best described as something of an anti-comedian, a hip Tony Clifton for the Secretly Canadian set. His act? Mostly some grumbling and coughing and clearing of his throat, a bad comb-over, and some audience heckling, combined with just enough desert-dry, straight-outta-leftfield (some might say completely and utterly random) references to grease the wheels of his humor hooptie. Check out his "Poolside Chats" series on tomgreen.com (where our man interviews Buzz Osborne of the Melvins, Will Oldham and others) for a taste. With Daiquiri & Randy Burke. The Milestone (Timothy C. Davis)