In case you didn't hear it last night, Simplified's "Shall We Begin" was on ESPN last night. The sports network has licensed the song for use this weekend, the first in the college football season. Check it out:
Did you catch Britney Spears on Good Morning America on Tuesday morning? It was quality entertainment and I mean that in a laugh-out-loud sense.
Here's what's sad. The show sold out in 14 minutes. So people had to buy tickets to this, just like any other Britney Spears concert. And just like any other Britney Spears concert, she lip synced the entire thing. Known to lip sync so that she can focus on her dancing, Spears could hardly get her ass moving this morning. Maybe it was the early hour, maybe she's just out of shape.
She sat on boxes and gave them a light humping. She threw a hand in the air and waved it around like she kinda didn't care too much... Her panties hung out of her leotard. It was a hot mess with the emphasis on mess.
Her fans won't care because they're fans. They'll say I don't know what I"m talking about and that I'm a hater. The fact is they should care. They should be outraged. They should want to see someone sing and give it their all instead of acting like a puppet or like a 5-year-old putting on a Britney Spears impression for a child's talent contest. It was weak, lacked emotion and showed what's completely wrong with pop stars these days.
Dear Britney, why don't you give a shit? Oh yeah, because you're rich and your fans are paying you and not complaining. Your new album, Femme Fatale, is out today and I hope sales are poor. Not so that you don't earn money, but maybe to inspire you to offer something worth a damn.
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Wow, what a night! First off, big congratulations to The Avett Brothers for a fantastic performance and great job backing up Bob Dylan!
Who wasn't surprised by some of the night's biggest awards? Lady Antebellum received the award for Song and Record of the Year, Esperanza Spalding won Best New Artist and Arcade Fire won Album of the Year. Never would have guessed it!
Here were my predictions. Overall, I got a terrible 39 right out of the 109 categories. Some of my "second choices" were correct; and I also oddly talked myself out of some winners... Oh well. With so many surprises in the main categories, I'm not shocked by my results.
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It's that time of year again, when I bore you with a long list of Grammy Award predictions. That's right I give my thoughts on all 109 categories.
In 2009, there were predictions for 110 categories. I only got 49 right, but would have had 61 if I went with first instincts.
In 2010, there were predictions for 109 categories. I did a little better as I got 52 correct.
Now, without further ado, here are this year's selections and comments:
Record Of The Year "Empire State of Mind" was released in 2009, so it shouldn't even be included here. It would be hilarious to hear someone say, "The winner is, 'Fuck You'!"
Cage the Elephant was on Late Show with David Letterman last night to perform "Shake Me Down."
Check it out:
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Ghost of a Saber Tooth Tiger, who will be at the Evening Muse next week, was on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon last night. The band features Sean Lennon and Charlotte Kemp Muhl. I hope you have your tickets for Jan. 13!
The Underground music people who make fun of the ICP videos offered up another skit on Saturday Night Live last weekend. Did you see it?
It's clearly poking fun at this:
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Lonely Island, featuring Andy Samburg of Saturday Night Live, has released its latest single, "I Just Had Sex," featuring Akon. The song was played on SNL over the weekend and was pretty funny.
Here are the winners from last night's 2010 Charlotte Music Awards:
Lifetime Achievement Award Archie Bell
Lifetime Achievement Award Bob Margolin
Country Band Of The Year James Younger Gang
Country DJ Of The Year Paul Shadt
Rock Band of The Year Lucky Five
Folk Artist Of The Year Marie Reid
Women In Rock Kitty Stokes
Singer/Songwriter Cate & John Cloer
Song Of The Year Sara Scott
Club Of The Year Tremont Music Hall
Club Manager Of The Year Lisa Barr, Tremont Music Hall
Club Owner Of The Year Judy Ellis, Easy Eddie's
Independent Promoter Cullis Entertainment
Tribute Band Of The Year Dope Nose
Nashville Night Best Band Dogwood
Nashville Night Singer/Songwriter Alan Barrington
Agent Of The Year Hugh Southard
Marching Band Of The Year West Mecklenburg High
Gospel Choir Of The Year West Mecklenburg High
International Award Sade J1
Music Media Award Examiner.com
Urban Club Of The Year Club Ice
R&B Artist Of The Year J. Marquis
Hip Hop Artist Of The Year Flauce
Webmaster Of The Year Erik Havland
Special Recognition NSAI
Special Recognition Joe Luckadoo
Special Recognition Tom Eure
Special Recognition Sylvia Theatre
Jr. Charlotte Music Awards Stevonta Mackey
Bull & Barrister Award ThermaFuse
I'll admit that I didn't watch the American Music Awards last night, and after reading that Justin Beiber won Artist of the Year, I'm glad I didn't. Surely there are better artists out there than Bieber, better albums than My World 2.0, but the AMAs apparently know nothing about them. Sad...
Anyway, here are the winners from last night:
Artist of the Year - Justin Bieber
T-Mobile Breakthrough Artist - Justin Bieber
Pop/Rock:
Favorite Male Artist - Justin Bieber
Favorite Female Artist - Lady Gaga
Favorite Band, Duo or Group - The Black Eyed Peas
Favorite Album - Justin Bieber, 'My World 2.0'
Country:
Favorite Male Artist - Brad Paisley
Favorite Female Artist - Taylor Swift
Favorite Band, Duo or Group - Lady Antebellum
Favorite Album - Carrie Underwood, 'Play On'
Rap/Hip-Hop:
Favorite Male Artist - Eminem
Favorite Album - Eminem, 'Recovery'
R&B:
Favorite Male Artist - Usher
Favorite Female Artist - Rihanna
Favorite Album - Usher, 'Raymond v. Raymond'
Soundtracks:
Favorite Album - 'Glee: The Music, Volume 3 Showstoppers'
Alternative Rock:
Favorite Artist - Muse
Adult Contemporary:
Favorite Artist - Michael Bublé
Latin Music:
Favorite Artist - Shakira
Contemporary Inspirational:
Favorite Artist - MercyMe