Jimmy Fallon, performing as Neil Young, and Bruce Springsteen, playing a younger version of himself, sang Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair" last night.

Let me first say, although she's only 10, "Whip My Hair" has to be one of this year's most incredibly annoying songs. That chorus is like nails on a chalkboard. However, Fallon and Springsteen give it the classic rock treatment...

Looks like Miranda Lambert was this year's Taylor Swift. Here's a list of the winners from last night's CMA's:

Entertainer of the Year: Brad Paisley

Female Vocalist of the Year: Miranda Lambert

Male Vocalist of the Year: Blake Shelton

Vocal Group of the Year: Lady Antebellum

Vocal Duo of the Year: Sugarland

New Artist of the Year: Zac Brown Band

Album of the Year: Revolution, Miranda Lambert

Single of the Year: “Need You Now,” Lady Antebellum

Song of the Year: “The House That Built Me,” Miranda Lambert (Songwriters: Tom Douglas and Allen Shamblin)

Video of the Year: “The House That Built Me,” Miranda Lambert

Musical Event of the Year: “Hillbilly Bone,” Blake Shelton featuring Trace Adkins

Musician of the Year: Mac McAnally, guitar

They've found the next Susan Boyle... an armless pianist was crowned the winner of China's Got Talent last night. The winner, Liu Wei, lost his arms when he was electrocuted at age 10 while playing hide-and-seek.

The 23-year-old sang and played "You're Beautiful" to win the competition.

Check him out at the 2:20 mark:

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Did you catch the MTV Video Music Awards last night? I did, regretfully.

It's almost disappointing that pretty much the same five artists are nominated for every award and they've become so predictable in their monotony that it's hardly even entertainment anymore.

I'm sure some tuned in just to see what Lady Gaga would wear — pretty much a different outfit each time she was on camera, including a meat dress.

Seriously... it's sad. Have you read this article from the Sunday Times about Lady Gaga? Sure is interesting... So is this one.

Anyway, back to the awards. I wasn't impressed. Florence and the Machine and Eminem held their own against a sea of crap. Why would they let Drake hack up a song over the blissful vocals of Mary J. Blige? Why in the world would they let Justin Bieber sing or lip synch and dance around? Taylor Swift showcased a more mature side while Kanye West proved he's still a douchebag, asshole and jerk off.

Chelsea Handler did her best to have fun, but her jokes were weak, no one cares about her sidekick and it was at times hard to watch — especially as she jumped in the tub with the moronic Jersey Shore cast. Aziz Ansari did the painful intro to Kanye West's performance. Who thought that was funny in any way?

Of course Lady Gaga won a bunch of awards because that's who all of the sheep are following these days. Is it odd to anyone else that she calls her fans "little monsters"? Too often when I watch her costumes and hear her talking it comes across as too much of an act instead of something honest and dedicated.

A quick note of congratulations to The Avett Brothers who won the Best duo/group of the Year award at the Americana Music Awards last night.

So, the buzz going around the Internet today is all about American Idol and the future of the judges now that Simon Cowell is gone.

Ellen DeGeneres has decided to leave the show because "It was hard for me to judge people and sometimes hurt their feelings." Um, yeah, it's callled a judge for a reason and she did nothing but stroke egos and balk at any chance of giving someone real criticism. Aside from the fact that she had no background in music whatsoever.

A rumor is swirling that Kara DioGuardi will be fired. I say good riddance. She wrote a couple of songs for former Idol contestants and they bombed. So, maybe her day job isn't so safe either.

More rumors are swirling that the judges will be Randy Jackson, Steven Tyler and Jennifer Lopez. Ugh. Way to push down a sinking ship — and by that I mean Aerosmith. After all the problems in the band, would Tyler really leave the band - again - to go to a ratings starved television karaoke contest? I sure as hell hope not.

As for Lopez — her career has been struggling for a while and she was on the path of Paula Abdul anyway.

American Idol worked in the beginning because it was new and fresh. Now there are 457 reality competitions and they all look the same. Time to find the next big thing and abandon the Idol ship while you still can...

Beavis and Butthead are set to return to MTV — which is a little odd, since MTV doesn't even play videos anymore...

The Mike Judge-created duo hit it big in the early '90s by ranting and raving about music videos and spending time being generally stupid. No word if their friend Stuart (with his Winger t-shirt) will return, but they're saying the boys won't have aged a day.

Should be interesting to hear the duo take on Lady Gaga — will they like what they see, or call her a man?