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Friday, January 9, 2009
Meet Market After game sex
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Fri, Jan 9, 2009 at 12:29 PM
Not a Panthers' fan? Me either, but that doesn't mean you can't enjoy the energy in the city right now.
The last time the Carolina Panthers hosted a home playoff game, everybody and their mother ended up roaming around Uptown. And for some football fans, there is nothing sexier than a woman rocking a jersey and boots.
So after Saturday's game, win or lose, you could be the one scoring. The last time I went out with friends to watch a game, we ended up at Grand Central on North Tryon St. That place is now closed, but I'm wondering where are some great sports bars to watch the game?
Then I realized, I don't want to go to a sports bar. Because I met my booty call at The Adam's Mark, now the Blake Hotel in 2004.
The Men's Club is showing the game. And they have $5 hot wings.
But if you're looking to score yourself, location is key. Make sure you watch the game in a place that gives you close proximity to a hotel. The last thing you want to do is take the booty home. Especially if they happen to be an Arizona Cardinal's fan.
• Cosmo's Cafe: While this isn't a sports bar, it is right across the street from the Holiday Inn. Expect food specials and the game to be on all of the TVs surrounding the bar. With the game being so big, there may not be rooms at the Holiday Inn, but I'm sure there's a bathroom in the lobby if you just can't wait.
• Murphy's on Woodlawn is right across the street from The Days Inn and there are at least three other hotels within walking distance of this restaurant and bar, including the Four Points Sheridan and The Best Western. And since you're already on Woodlawn, make it a fantasy night and buy a whip from the Red Door. What can it hurt? (Besides your ass.)
Other locations where you can watch the game and possibly get some fun of your own?
Champion's Sports Bar at The Marriott. You probably won't find a room there, but this place is always packed with people when the Panthers are winning.
The Fox and Hound in Uptown. There will be a lot of people and not much parking. Take light rail and maybe even cop a feel on CATS.
Wherever you go and whatever you do, keep it fun and keep it safe.
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Friday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Fri, Jan 9, 2009 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, Jan. 9, 2009— as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
•Fantasy and Fetish party.
• Party into the wee hours at The Men's Club.
• Hang out in the VIP room at The Gold Club.
• Get Tagged at the Rustic Martini.
• Pump the house at the Gun and Garden Club.
Thursday, January 8, 2009
Pep in your step Because not every woman is a size 2
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Thu, Jan 8, 2009 at 2:54 PM
While I was roaming around the city yesterday, I found myself taking a short cut to Northlake Mall by heading down (or up) Statesville Road.
As it turned out, this isn't a shortcut because of all the schools and buses, it's just stop and go. While floundering behind some old man who clearly needs to be stripped of his driver's license, I spotted a sign that read, "lingerie up to size 9X."
I took a closer look and realized that in the cut, there was a new lingerie shop. Who needs to go to Northlake now? I turned into the parking lot of Secrets Lingerie and Apparel and headed inside.
This shop has lacy things for women of all sizes, from small to 9X. They also have jewelry, sexy shoes, and lubes.
I asked the owner, Lisa, how did she get into selling lingerie for full-figured women (because most of the items in the store were for women with serious curves).
She said that she and some of her friends were going to a lingerie party a couple of years ago and they couldn't find anything to fit their curves. They went to many of the shops around town and one storekeeper actually said to one of the women who'd asked for an item in a larger size, "no one wants to see a fat girl in lingerie."
For most women, fat or not, that would have been a self-esteem killer. But for Lisa and her friends, it was inspiration. They began ordering and selling lingerie at private parties. It got so big that in June they opened Secrets.
Most of their customers, said Lisa, are men buying for their wives. And though the shop is open the owners still do private parties.
Want to check it out?
Secrets Lingerie and Apparel
5639 Statesville Road.
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top (less) 5: Thursday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Thu, Jan 8, 2009 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, Jan. 8, 2009— as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Learn the laws. . .of attraction.
• Top Notch Thursday, no cover until 10:30 p.m.
• Keg Party in Uptown.
• Kick ass lunch and a lap dance at the Men's Club.
• Latin night and $4 Margaritas at Cosmos.
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Hard News Give me my kidney back!
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Wed, Jan 7, 2009 at 10:03 PM
A New York doctor says his cheating wife broke his heart, so he wants his kidney back.
Can't say that I blame him.
Richard Batista can live with his broken heart. He just can't bear his cheating wife living with his healthy kidney.The Long Island doctor wants the one-time love of his life to pay $1.5 million for the organ he bestowed on her eight years ago in a gift meant to save her life and their foundering marriage.
Could you imagine how awful it is to save the life of the woman you love on to have her cheat on you with her trainer?
Batista insisted his cash-for-kidney claim was a direct result of his wife's behavior. He said he hasn't seen his three daughters - ages 14, 11 and 8 - in months."This is my last resort," Batista said. "I didn't want to be in the public eye."
If the shoe was on the other foot, women's groups everywhere would be lining up to dig that kidney out of this man with rusty spoons. I say give him his kidney back and see if your new man will donate his to you.
This woman has a nerve that is beyond words. I hope the good doctor wins this battle.
Hard News A porn bailout? Why not?
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Wed, Jan 7, 2009 at 1:35 PM
What's worse than a broke America?
How about a horny America with no porn.
At least that's what Larry Flynt is saying and that's why the porn industry wants a $5 billion bailout.
“The take here is that everyone and their mother want to be bailed out from the banks to the big three,” said Owen Moogan, spokesman for Larry Flynt. “The porn industry has been hurt by the downturn like everyone else and they are going to ask for the $5 billion. Is it the most serious thing in the world? Is it going to make the lives of Americans better if it happens? It is not for them to determine.”
I'm all for it. Because like it or not, all tax payers watch porn. Think about it, how can so many people protest it if they have never seen it?
And if you're going to reward Wall Street and banks for fucking us over, then why not give money to people who we actually like to see get fucked?
Meet Market / Pep in your step Go to the strip club with your mate
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Wed, Jan 7, 2009 at 7:00 AM
The days of going to the "titty bar" with just the boys are over.
Just ask Lou, one of the managers at Club Onyx on Pineville Road.
Couples are always welcomed there.
But what is there to do for a couple in a QC strip club?
"We do have a separate room that they can go to and play pool together," Lou says of Onyx. "We have food and drink specials."
The Men's Club has free couple's night this Saturday.
Brad Fuller, general manager of The Men's Club, says strip clubs are no longer an all boy's club.
"Strip clubs have changed over the last five years and it has become acceptable and a very safe environment for ladies," says Fuller. "It gets [couples] motivated for more activities when they get home."
At couples' parties, Fuller says about 50 to 75 couples show up. Though it's not promoted as a "swingers event," he says some people in that lifestyle meet other interested parties.
But couples' parties aren't the only time the Men's Club sees couples.
"We see couples every single night," he says. And single women, too. Not only is the Men's Club a strip club, but it's also an acclaimed restaurant.
"We have hotels all around us, so we have single women who will come in and sit at the bar and have a drink," Fuller says.
A couple's experience, Lou says, is really up to them. "You have to first have an open mind. The one thing that we can provide is that we give couples that extra room, so if they aren't comfortable with it, they can go into that other room and play pool and there's another bar in there. It makes the environment a little easier."
But here's an FYI to single ladies: sometimes you do need a man.
Lou says it's cheaper for a couple to get in than a single woman.
"We charge more for women by themselves," he says. "Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursdays, regular price for a single female is going to be between $20 and $30. With a male, it's going to be $15 to $20 [for a female]."
At The Men's Club, women aren't charged extra to get in. They even host bachelorette parties, according to Fuller.
"In this industry, we were suspicious of women coming in the club. We thought they wanted to hook up with a guy and take them out of here," Fuller says. But now, women are welcome.
So, why not take your woman to the strip club?
Today's Top(less) 5: Wednesday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Wed, Jan 7, 2009 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, Jan. 7, 2009— as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Speed dating, just for girls.
• $2 beer specials at The Baby Doll.
• Live music at Ri Ra Irish Pub.
• Get your free pass for college night at the Forum.
• Fabulous Feast at the Men's Club.
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Hard News Mad wife burns husband's jewels
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Tue, Jan 6, 2009 at 8:59 AM
No one finds jealousy sexy.
After reading this story, here's hoping that men who were with a nutter (no pun intended) in 2008 will drop her in 2009.
An Australian woman accused of setting her husband's genitals on fire because she thought he was having an affair has been charged with murder.
Prosecutors said 44-year-old Rajini Narayan confessed to neighbors that she set her husband on fire on Dec. 8, 2008, after she saw him hug another woman.
She was initially charged with endangering life and arson but the charges were upgraded to murder after her 47-year-old husband, Satish Narayan, died from his injuries last week.
Ladies, it's time to learn how to trust your mate. And if you can't find it in your heart to trust him or her, then leave. That's right walk away.
Because this is unacceptable.
Boord quoted Narayan allegedly saying: "I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else. ... I didn't mean this to happen."
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top (less) 5: Tuesday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Tue, Jan 6, 2009 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, Jan. 6, 2009— as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Shake your body like a belly dancer, or at least take a class.
• Tapas Tuesday in Uptown.
• Ladies night at Caveman's Bar and Billiards.
• Tenderloin Tuesday at The Men's Club.
• Bare as you dare at Emerson's.
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