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Monday, September 21, 2009
Misc. / Test Ride Horny Goat Beer company gives away free condoms
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Mon, Sep 21, 2009 at 11:27 AM
Drinking too much beer leads to two things (at times) sex with ugly people and unprotected sex.
While no one can stop the beer from making that blob of person on your left look like the man or woman of your dreams, Horny Goat Brewing wants to keep you protected.
With a name like Horny Goat, how can they not provide drinkers with free condoms?
Log on to the company's website, Hornygoatbrewing.com and click on get horny after verifying that you are 21. You then sign up for the company's news letter or condoms.
Test Ride / Pep in your step Get introduced to some new moves
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Mon, Sep 21, 2009 at 10:17 AM
Not ready to take that pole dancing class to add some spice to your life or to get a unique workout?
Then you should try belly dancing. But if you're not sure that you'll keep up with it, then check it out for free.
Lotus Dance Studio offers a free intro to bellydancing class at several locations.South Charlotte
September 22, 2009
7:30pm-8:30pm
Ballantyne Hotel and Lodge (Ballantyne Resort) - 10000 Ballantyne Commons Pkwy.
North Charlotte
September 21, 2009
7pm - 8pm
Dance Fever Charlotte - 5818 Prosperity Church Road
September 23, 2009
7pm - 8pm
Dance Productions - 5945-C Orr Road, Charlotte
Make sure to RSVP at 704-249-4379 to reserve your spot. If you sign up for classes you’ll receive a discount.
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Monday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Mon, Sep 21, 2009 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, September 21, 2009 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Bark at The Moon Night at The Crazy Horse.
• Charlotte Garden Club at The Mint Museum.
• Monday night football at Uptown Cabaret.
• Manic Mondays at Wild Wing Cafe.
Friday, September 18, 2009
Lustworthy Sex Q&A: Author Omar Tyree
Posted By Cheris Hodges on Fri, Sep 18, 2009 at 10:22 AM
New York Times best selling author Omar Tyree will make his foray into erotic this fall with the release of Dirty Old Men and other stories.
But don’t expect Tyree to become a full time erotic author, he just wanted to write about older men and younger women since he’s 40 now.
“I’m not in the erotica thing; I just had one subject I wanted to deal with. If you look at the Steve “Air” McNair thing, dying at the hands of a 20-year-old [in July] that’s always going to be an issue. I’m not going to be making up erotica books for entertainment. This was something I needed to say,” Tyree told Creative Loafing in a phone interview about the book.
Dirty Old Men and Other Stories is scheduled for release next month and is presented by Zane, who can seriously be called the Queen of Erotica. Tyree knew this and that’s why he linked up with the publishing maven to release his book.
“I’m not an erotica writer, that’s not my style. I had small pieces that I wanted to get out and Zane is an erotica writer, that’s what she does and that why I put it out with her imprint because she has that audience for it.”
So, how will the Zane faithful take to Tyree’s flirtation with erotica?
The stories are sexy, but if you’re looking strictly for sex on top of sex, you got the wrong book. “Dirty” actually takes readers into to the minds of older men and why they’re drawn to young women.
Tyree said, that’s really the point of the book.
“I know it’s a lot of different reasons why men get involved with women who are considerably younger than them. You have guys all over the world getting involved with young women,” he said.
Initially, Tyree wanted to write magazine articles about men, but he couldn’t find anywhere to place them. “Nobody does short stories in magazines like they used to. So, I needed a vehicle to put out masculine short stories,” he said. To make these stories marketable, Tyree said he had to turn up the sex.
“My experience in the publishing world has been if you’re writing about men, you’d better make it sexual or nobody cares,” he said.
With 14 stories exploring what makes old men dirty, Tyree might not make you care, but this collection is sure to start tongues wagging.
Today's Top(less) 5: Friday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Fri, Sep 18, 2009 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, September 18, 2009 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Naughty School Girl weekend at The Estate.
• Best breakfast buffet in town after 3 a.m.
• Hillbilly Ho-Down at Leather and Lace Southend.
• Friday Night Pool Party in Ballentyne.
• Learn Pole Tricks.
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Thursday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Thu, Sep 17, 2009 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, September 17, 2009 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Champagne Thursday at Club Onyx.
• $5 Table Dance at Carousel.
• Ride the bull at (the) Bar Charlotte.
• Cigar evenings at The Sunset Club.
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Cheap Date Cheap date alert: Sunset Jazz Festival
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Wed, Sep 16, 2009 at 3:41 PM
A date doesn't get cheaper than free. And that's just how much it costs to get into the Charlotte Sunset Jazz Festival.
This Saturday, you and your mate can pull out a cute plaid blanket and head to Symphony Park at South Park from 1 p.m. to 10 p.m. Some of the performers include: Marion Meadows, Matt Marshak, Bryan Anderson, 5th and York, Innertwyned, Unique Blend, and The Queen’s Collective.
The smooth sound of jazz is a great way to get some snuggle and kissing time going on. Also, you can dance under the stars and see how much rhythm your mate is working with. And even though this is a cheap date, it's also a good place to take someone on a first date. And if you're trying to get some nookie, remember that saxophone rhymes with sexophone.
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Wednesday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Wed, Sep 16, 2009 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, September 16, 2009 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Karaoke night with cash prize at The Crazy Horse.
• Ladies Night Line Dancing at Coyote Joes.
• No Cover all night at Club Onyx.
• Wine down Wednesday at The Sunset Club.
• Mojitos and Stilettos at Chima.
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Tuesday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Tue, Sep 15, 2009 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, September 15, 2009 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Tune-Up Tuesday at Whisky River.
• Tenderloin Tuesday at The Men's Club.
• Two for Tuesday at The Crazy Horse.
• $2 Tuesday at Club Onyx.
Monday, September 14, 2009
He said/She said Dear Next Boyfriend ...
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Mon, Sep 14, 2009 at 8:15 AM
Dear Next Boyfriend,
I know this is going to seem unfair.
It's not even your fault that I'm laying out these ground rules, so I'm going to say I'm sorry in advance. But here's not what's going to happen in our relationship.
- I'm not going to suck your dick ... right away. My ex-boyfriend said I was really good at it and you're going to have to earn that privilege. You can earn it quicker by showing me your oral sex skills often.
- I am not going to immediately introduce you to my love of anal sex. The ex boyfriend gave me anal orgasms and expecting you to do that immediately is just wrong.
- If you have an ex wife, keep it moving. I can't deal with the divorce drama and while I'm at it, your kids might be cute, but that keeps an ex wife or child's mother connected to you and our relationship. I'm selfish and I need to be No. 1.
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Woman dies from masturbation 38
I thought killing yourself while experiencing an orgasm was just an old wives' tale.
