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Monday, November 16, 2009
Hard News They always said the freaks were in church
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Mon, Nov 16, 2009 at 12:47 PM
A recent article posted on MSNBC.com says that "spiritual women have more sex."
Somebody actually needed to do a study to prove this? Why are there so many kids running around churches? Because people are having a lot of sex and making a lot of babies. I'm sure you didn't think it was because these church folks were saving the babies they stopped from being aborted.
According to a research measure known as the Spiritual Transcendence Scale, those qualities are connectedness, universality and prayer fulfillment. But the data found that of the three, connectedness plays the largest role in spiritual sexuality and leads to more sex with more partners, often without the use of condoms.
Bristol Palin anyone?
So, the lesson here is if you're looking for some nookie, skip the club and go to church or a temple.
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Monday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Mon, Nov 16, 2009 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, November 16, 2009 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Manic Monday at Wild Wing Cafe.
• Maki Monday at Cosmo's Cafe.
• Chubby's Karaoke at Dixie's Tavern.
• $2 beer and Monday Night Football at Uptown Cabaret.
• Couples welcomed to Bark at The Moon.
Friday, November 13, 2009
Hard News Man seeks sex from 9-1-1
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Fri, Nov 13, 2009 at 12:08 PM
We've all been through dry spells. And maybe getting sex feels like an emergency but to call 9-1-1? Who would do that?
Nobody, right?
TAMPA, Fla. - Florida police say a man arrested for repeatedly calling 911 looking for sex claimed it was the only number he could dial after running out of cell phone minutes.Tampa police said 29-year-old Joshua Basso made sexual comments to the 911 dispatcher and asked if he could come to her house. Investigators say she hung up, but he called back four more times.
Arrested later
He was arrested about 15 minutes later at his home late Wednesday and charged with making a false 911 call. Basso reportedly told officers that he didn't think he would get in trouble for calling 911.
I hope while he's in jail he will get the sex that he wanted so badly.
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Friday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Fri, Nov 13, 2009 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, November 13, 2009 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Switch at The Men's Club
• Late night party at The Gold Club
• Body Art Ladies at The Estate.
• Flashback Friday at The Breakfast Club.
• DJ Jazzy Jimmy at Dixie's Tavern.
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Pep in your step / Lustworthy Book review: Moregasm
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Thu, Nov 12, 2009 at 5:16 PM
Babeland wants to you to get more from your orgasm. I love it already.
In the new book Moregasm: Babeland's Guide to Mind-Blowing Sex, you are sure to learn how to get more out of coming ... with or without a partner. And that is a good thing.
The book will be released on Jan. 5 and it is a lot different from other sex guide books.
How?
Well, it gives details on you can enjoy all aspects of sex from masturbation to anal sex. And it's not a boring how-to guide; authors Claire Cavanah and Rachel Venning, the ladies who started Babeland, use humor and everyday questions to get their points across. And these women know what they are talking about. My favorite lesson learned in the book was about preparing yourself for anal sex. (If you've been reading this blog for more than a week, you know how we at The Bangtown feel about anal sex!)
If pondering anal sex with a partner, consider trying it alone first. You can address your fears, find your boundaries, get comfortable with the sensations.
I've never read about anal masturbation before and the tips that follow make the book worth the cover price.
No matter what kind of sex you want to have, this book has you covered. With the tips listed in this book, you are sure to blow your mind -- either alone with your magic wand or your mate.
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Thursday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Thu, Nov 12, 2009 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, November 12, 2009 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• ABSOLUT:ly SakeTini Thursdays
• Pop champagne at Club Onyx
• $5 table dances at Baby Dolls
• Troll for college booty at Bar Charlotte
• Holiday Wine tasting at Crave
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Hard News I'm sorry I wanted to kill you over a man
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Wed, Nov 11, 2009 at 4:07 PM
Remember the astronut -- er-- astronaut Lisa Nowak who drove across the country in a diaper?
Well, she got off for attacking the woman she considered her romantic rival with probation. The judge also made her face Colleen Shipman and apologize to her.
Nowak said:
"I'm sincerely sorry for causing fear and misunderstanding, and all the public exposure you have suffered," she told Shipman.
Sure.
If you forgot the details of this case, here's a quick rundown:
Nowak was having some sort of relationship with astronaut William Oefelein, despite the fact that she was married.
Oefelein and Shipman got together. Nowak found out and went ape shit. Drove from Houston to Orlando, pepper sprayed Shipman and tried to kidnap her.
Shipman said:
I knew it in my heart that when Lisa Nowak attacked me, she was going to kill me," Colleen Shipman told Circuit Court Judge Marc L. Lubet at Nowak's sentencing. "It was in her eyes: limitless, blood-chilling expression of limitless rage."
Nowak should be in jail for being stupid. You were married and having an affair--how can you be angry because your side piece was getting some too?
Shipman and Oefelein have moved to Alaska -- really? -- to settle down. Talk about a culture shock, from no snow to snow all the time. Nowak set women back with her crazy actions. You can't go after the other woman. If she really wanted to make a point, she would've maced Oefelein's ass.
Watch her apology here.
But this video sums Lisa Nowak up perfectly:
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Wednesday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Wed, Nov 11, 2009 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, November 11, 2009 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Salsa social and free lesson
• Every F*cking Wednesday at Dharma Lounge
• Guys Night Out at Uptown Cabaret
• Wet Wednesday at Leather and Lace
• Matisyahu at The Fillmore
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
Lustworthy Bringing sexy back ... during football season
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Tue, Nov 10, 2009 at 3:24 PM
Have you ever heard of the term "sports widow?"
Maybe you're one of them. On Saturdays, Sundays and Mondays your man or woman is more worried about first downs and touchdowns than getting down.
Some people say, join in the fun and watch the game with him or her. But if you're not a fan of football or your mate is a Carolina Panthers' fan you probably end your weekend very disappointed and possibly horny.
You have to bring the sexy back, emphasis on the SEX. If your mate doesn't watch football with a lot of friends, then you should cuddle up next to your fan in one of his jerseys, a garter belt and black stockings. Points for back seams and heels.
While the game is going on, don't mess with him if he's a serious fan. But during the commercials slip your hand around his cock and stroke him until he's ready for more.
If his team is losing, you might get some during and after the commercial.
But halftime is your time to shine. It will be a quickie — halftime is about 15 minutes.
You don't have to be a sports widow. You can be a sports seductress.
Do not do any of the above during the playoffs, the Super Bowl or any college bowl games.
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Tuesday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Tue, Nov 10, 2009 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, November 10, 2009 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Tempted Tuesdays at TILT
• $2 Tuesdays at Club Onyx
• Two for Tuesday at The Crazy Horse
• Trivia Tuesday at Town Tavern
• Two for Tuesday at Wild Wing Cafe
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Woman dies from masturbation 38
I thought killing yourself while experiencing an orgasm was just an old wives' tale.
