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Monday, November 9, 2009
Mingling in the Queen City Survival of the fittest
Posted By Shameika René on Mon, Nov 9, 2009 at 5:36 PM
Boy meets girl. Boy invites girl over to his house. Girl goes over there and is never heard from again.
Sadly, this scenario occurs most often than not, and most recently in the news with one of the mofos of the year in Cleveland, Ohio.
Oh come on now, if you haven't been getting your daily dose of CNN, then I suggest you run to the nearest TV: but here's a Meik version recap, pay attention this is gonna go fast:
An ex marine, convicted rapist/sex offender lures 11 (or more) women to his crib, kills them all, buries them in and around the house like they are nothing but pieces of home decor.
Caught up now? Good. Let's proceed.
I get that it's cute and gives you the sniggles when you meet a new Romeo or Juliet and you click, sparks are flying everywhere and all you want to do is spend time with them.
Now, that's all fine and good, but with the way folks are raising crazy mofos like farmers are growing veggies and ish, you gotta be careful with who you spend time with. I spoke it on it before and all I can do is hope you go back and read the blog called Screening is Essential.
Now, Meik is one cautious chick, granted I think everyone and their mammy is crazy until proven otherwise, but until I've had the chance to screen you, there will be NO visiting the house; mine or yours mmk?!
And as for buying me a drink? You got a sista munked up if you think I'm sending you to the bar ALONE to get me a Bacardi and sprite — date rape drug — HELLO??!!!
Going back to the case of the crazy mofo in Cleveland, I, for the life of me cannot understand how or why even women under the influence of crack, alcohol, or any damn thing could remotely listen to his ass and follow him back to his house. Has anyone seen what he looks like?! Granted looks aren't everything but come on, really?! Further more, I'm not understanding how his small ass (stench and all, because you know that house was funkier than hell and I'm almost positive the smell was coming out his nasty lil pores, but I digress) but I'm not getting why on first sniff, these women didn't run like hell or try to drown his ass in some soap and water.
Again, I digress, clearly this case has struck a nerve and a half with me.
But if you just HAVE TO please remember the following important things if you don't listen to shit else I ever say or read another word I write:
1. Always tell someone where you are going, and if you have no friends or fam to speak of, keep your cell phone handy to call 911.
2. Just like my grandma told me, I'm telling ya'll — Never leave home without your best friend: MACE.
3. If you just have to go to the person's house. Don't go alone, take someone with you. However, I just wanna know what happened to meeting folks in public places when you haven't known each other very long? Did that go out in 2008?
4. Google is another good friend, and hell nowdays so is all the social networking sites, you know someone is gonna know his/her crazy ass. Do your research ahead of time so you don't get caught up in no crazy situations.
5. This one is just for future reference: if you go to a mofos house and it smells rotten as hell in there oh let's say like decomposing bodies. It probably ain't the damn trash that stinks — that mofo probably been up to no good — don't you watch Lifetime Movie Network?!
Lesson Learned: Stay alert, and always notify someone of where you are going. But if all else fails, kick that mofo where the sun don't shine and RUN! Be safe out there fam!
Misc. Temps dropping, time for a cuddle buddy
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Mon, Nov 9, 2009 at 12:28 PM
I've never grasped the concept of a cuddle buddy. I figured it was the same as a fuck buddy, but you just held each other after the fact. Not a true cuddle buddy. You just cuddle because for whatever reason, 98 degrees of human heat in your bed makes you sleep better.
This was never clearer than on a cold night in Charlotte when I was too lazy to get up and turn up the heat or place another log in the fireplace. We all need a cuddle buddy.
And the good people at Lemondrop.com have outlined just what you need to do to find a good one.
More than a sex doll, less than a boyfriend, but loads more affectionate than the typical one-night stand, the Cuddle Buddy is the single girl's best defense in that cold, little war waged every winter against loneliness. Consider the Cuddle Buddy a UV phototherapy lamp for your soul.
Unfortunately, you can ruin a good cuddle buddy with sex. Especially if it's good sex. Sex means getting naked, which pretty much defeats the purpose of having someone in your bed to keep you warm.
Did you know that cuddle buddies are good for the environment? The next time someone is talking about going green and saving energy, tell them they could help you do that by finding you a cuddle buddy.
Do be careful, though. If you're the kind of person who confuses someone sharing their blanket with you as a sign of undying love and devotion, then skip the cuddle buddy and get an electric blanket -- Duke Energy will thank you.
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Monday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Mon, Nov 9, 2009 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, November 8, 2009 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Monday night football at Uptown Cabaret.
• Bark at The Moon night at The Crazy Horse.
• Chubby's Karaoke at Dixie's Tavern.
• Manic Monday at Dilworth Billiards.
• Cosmo's Cafe 12 year celebration.
Friday, November 6, 2009
Pep in your step Halloween is over, but you can still wear a costume
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Fri, Nov 6, 2009 at 1:37 PM
Just because the ghost and goblin costumes have to be put away, it doesn't mean that you can't wear a costume to spice up any night of the year.
Stores like The Red Door and Adam and Eve have sexy costumes all year round.
Want to be a naughty nurse?
You don't have to wait until Halloween to do that.
So, why should you keep your costuming going all year round? It spices things up when you surprise your mate in something other than black lace or boy shorts.
If you're going to dress up, then don't forget the wigs. You can get a wig from a beauty supply store and be the blond that your mate wants to bang. Or that sexy red head he's been dreaming of.
Why not save the day as a sexy super hero? Now that Halloween is over, that Wonder Woman costume is probably on sale. And dressing like the famous amazon gives you a reason to tie your mate up with your "lasso of truth."
If you're not interested in being a hero, because what's the fun in being a good girl, then be bad ass Catwoman.
Now you can pull out that whip you've been hiding underneath your bed. Just keep in mind, bad girls get punished too.
So, you don't have to wait until Halloween to pull out a costume. You can be sexy and sassy all year round.
Today's Top(less) 5: Friday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Fri, Nov 6, 2009 at 6:32 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, November 6, 2009 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Ladies in Men's Shirts only at The Estate.
• Ntrigue at Buckwild.
• Breakfast buffet at The Men's Club.
• Late night party at the Gold Club.
• DJ Jazzy Jimmy at Dixie's Tavern.
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Thursday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Thu, Nov 5, 2009 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, November 5, 2009 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Thumping Thursdays at Scorpios.
• Pure Latin Ecstasy at Halo.
• After work Thursday at Utopia.
• First Thursdays at The Sunset Club.
• Table dances at The Gentleman's Club.
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Video Keeping the bedroom fire burning
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Wed, Nov 4, 2009 at 1:27 PM
Need some tips to get it hot and flaming in your bedroom?
Try these positions at home:
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Wednesday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Wed, Nov 4, 2009 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, November 4, 2009 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Salsa social and free lesson.
• Guys night out at Uptown Cabaret.
• Karaoke night at The Crazy Horse Show Club.
• Wet Wednesday at Leather and Lace.
• The last Mix at Six of the Season.
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
He said/She said Is man sharing the new dating?
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Tue, Nov 3, 2009 at 2:28 PM
If you live in Charlotte, you probably think a good man is hard to find. Although I think a hard man is good to find, I digress.
Guys who have their shit together are few and far between in Charlotte. Those guys who have no drama, are disease free and childless -- know they are in high demand.
Therefore, they are exploring their options. Who can blame them?
But if you don't want to be someone's option or a cookie in his package, then follow these steps.
1. Be up front about what you want.
2. Trust what he says about what he wants.
3. Explore your own options. Just because you sleep with a hot guy, it doesn't mean you want him to be your boyfriend.
4. If you want a serious relationship, say so up front before you get your feelings hurt.
5. Don't do what you're not comfortable with. If you don't want to share, you don't have to.
Men like variety, as all of my male friends who have cheated or are cheaters keep telling me. Women can experience it too.
Today’s Top(less) 5 Today's Top(less) 5: Tuesday
Posted By Mustang Sally, Mayor of Bang Town on Tue, Nov 3, 2009 at 6:30 AM
Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, November 3, 2009 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.
• Two for Tuesday at The Crazy Horse
• $2 Tuesday at Club Onyx
• South of The Border Tuesday at Uptown Cabaret
• Wolfmother at The Fillmore
• SIN night at TILT
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