Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Is your sex life 'Gone In 60 Seconds' or 'Free Willy'?

Posted By on Wed, Apr 25, 2012 at 1:39 PM

One night a friend and I were hanging out at a bar, perusing Facebook (because that's what you do apparently while out for the night). We stumbled upon a graphic that read, "Describe your sex life using a movie title." Without thinking, I blurted out The Fast and The Furious and immediately my dude friend was dying of laughter.

It is seriously an understatement when I say he and I went back and forth for about an hour with witty movie titles that could be dirty in so many ways. It's like the fortune cookie game: Add "in bed" to the end of every fortune you find in a fortune cookie and you're guaranteed a chuckle.

So in honor of passing along the fun and hours of hilarity to you, I've asked dozens of people to describe their sex life using a movie title.

Here are their most hilarious responses:


Here are their responses:

KR: "Gone in 60 Seconds"

AB: "Any Given Sunday"

AB: "Mission Impossible"

AS: "The Fast and the Furious"

MB: "Free Willy"

NA: "As Good As It Gets"

LS: "Gone with the Wind"

KR: "Anaconda"

TH: "Knocked Up"

CC: "Clueless"

BA: "Toy Story"

BC: "Failure to Launch"

ML: "Blow"

TW: "I Am Legend"

KR: "Mission Impossible"

JS: "Friends with Benefits"

KG: "Cast Away"

JF: "Dazed and Confused"

TH: "Up"

DH: "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly"

KR: "Home Alone"

Do tell! Which movie title would you use to describe your sex life?

April Smith is a social media marketer and blogger and has worked in Charlotte nightlife for more than five years. When she's not writing or tweeting, she's most likely running, watching sports or out on the town.

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