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The Cross could be said to be a variation of the Missionary position. The easiest way to achieve this position is through the missionary. The woman is instructed to lay on her back with her legs spread, while the man enters her in typical missionary fashion. Once in, the man then carefully spins his body around until he is lying across her body in criss-cross fashion.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?

This woman gives this one a 9, while the man snubs it with a 5.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?

Yes, the body was willing, but the penis wasn't!

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?

If you ever wanted to know was like to bend an erect penis into a pretzel, this is a good place to start. The motions are doable, but certain penis types are obviously going to work better.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:

Follow the instructions. It is actually easiest to enter your partner and then twist around, but once you get rocking and it slips out, you will have to decide if you want to try to maneuver it in from an angle, or give up and try something else.

How long did you last in the position?

If it was up to me it would have been no more than five minutes, but she liked it, so it was a full fifteen until her orgasm.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):

She loved it. She commented on the angle of my shaft hitting her just right, and she also liked the more shallow penetration, versus the full-on front that hits her deep.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):

I enjoyed it most on behalf of her own enjoyment, but to judge the position itself, I would say it offered little enjoyment compared to some of the really great Kama Sutra positions.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man: No, not comfortable or relaxing... it fact it was slightly irritating.

Woman: Yes to both.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?

There is just no way this could be considered intimate. First of all, you have very little contact or connection to anything, other than a wall, ceiling, bed, feet, and side of your partners head. Second of all, if Papa ain't happy, then he just ain't happy, and that sucks for him!

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man: No

Woman: No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?

She felt as if she was guiding a dildo into just the right spot (G-spot).From the guys perspective, I had little sensation, could not find a comfortable way to position myself, and a hard erection being stroked and twisted the wrong way is not as pleasant for some as it is for others.

Did she reach orgasm? …Yes

Did he reach orgasm? ...No

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?

Yes it did take her longer, but I could swear she did it on purpose.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?

Hell no. You see there are guys with slightly soft, curved penises and there are those with stiff straight erections. You really need to fit the bill for this motion to be successful, not everybody is going to be able to do this. Also, there is an interesting correlation between masturbation practices and the curvature of your manhood. Years of stroking your yoke with either just your left or right has been shown to sometimes cause it to banana in one direction. Different strokes for different folks, I always say... this just wasn't my stroke I guess!

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable:

There is a compromise with this position that seems to work just as well. Instead of crossing at 90 degrees, try making it 45 or 35 degrees. This allows you to place one knee on the outside of her hip and the other between her legs, you get a similar, albeit less dramatic angle, and the average manhood can accommodate that much of an arc without a problem. Relationships are all about compromise my Grandpa used to say!

This position is called the Ostrich's Tail because the woman's raised and spread legs give the impression of an ostrich's tail. This position is said to benefit both partners by allowing them to build up to a mutual orgasm.

The woman begins this position on her back with her legs comfortably in front. The man is then instructed to kneel at her feet, raises her legs into the air, and pulls her all the way up until only her head and shoulders remain on the bed or floor.

The woman may want to hook her feet around his shoulders while he enters her vagina to make it a bit easier. Once in, she can place her legs around his head and allow the fun to begin.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?

This position gets an 8.5 on the 'Dichter' scale!

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  Yes, strength, coordination, and balance shall all play a role in this position.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?  No, more like a circus act. Yes the position is doable, but for many it certainly won't be easy or all that natural.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:  There isn't a whole lot to ease the strain of getting into position outside of a crane. Beyond this, I would say that having the woman take some of the strain off the man's arms by placing her feet on his shoulders is a must during penetration... and if the man's erection tends to curve upward, he is going to need even more of a hand getting everything in the right place.

How long did you last in the position?  This is a five to ten minute romp in Candy land. I doubt many people are going to be able to uphold this stance for much more, and even if they could, it looses its novelty by then anyway.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):  At first she did not like it at all, but once the blood rushed to both her heads (the clit and brain tank), she was game for the ride and finished off with a nice orgasm...

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):  This position is very manly and therefore is a testosterone booster. The height of arousal and excitement is doubled to the point where the fight or flight response kicks in and any pain is forgone for at least the first five to ten minutes, or orgasm... whichever happened first!

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man:  No... this position knows no comfort!

Woman:  No

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?

No, there is very little contact with either partner during this move. It is actually even hard to talk in this position, so most of your communication will be through grunts, which gets the job done fortunately.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man:  A small amount in the lower back. Similar to doing 5 sets of moderate weight deadlifts.

Woman:  No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? 

This position is great for a quickie. Unlike a few of the similar versions, this position doesn't require the use of a chair or bed, which means that you can take this one of the road for some public erotica. This position is perfect for those nights when you aren't really into making love, and don't want to have sex... you want to fu@k, and fu@k hard!

Did she reach orgasm?  …Yes

Did he reach orgasm?  ...Yes

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?

Yes, it is true that there is a bit of a build to get to this one, even if you try to make it a quickie. Strain has that effect on a couple...

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?

Absolutely, there are so few Kama Sutra positions out there that really say “fu@king” and do it with such style and finesse.

Use plenty of lubrication and in fact you may want to have a bottle handy. Her juices get directed back towards uterus, so with a lot of friction going, things can get dried up rather quickly... especially if you are standing out on a public beach with a slight breeze.

“Putting on the sock” does not refer to a condom or penis extension as many would have thought. Instead, it refers to an age old technique of foreplay. The technique begins with the woman on her back and man kneeling before her with his penis placed at the entrance of her vagina. Instead of inserting his penis however, the man caresses the entrance of her, back and forth, in a circular motion... and don't forget to involve the clitoris. The continuous stroking leaves her incredibly wet, and on the verge of a quivering orgasm. Just be careful to gauge her orgasmic pleasures, or she may be through before the man even gets invited inside for dessert!

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 

This technique is a must in foreplay and therefore deserves a solid 9.99... nothing is perfect.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? 

No.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?

No.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position?

This is the position that is a potent aphrodisiac for the woman, anytime a man is just not sure if she is in the mood. This move is a great way to wake up your lover in the morning and get her oven warmed up for some real fun.

How long did you last in the position?

Five minutes, and then it was off to a few other positions. Unfortunately, she did orgasm, which put a bit of a damper on the rest of the play, but I'll get to that a bit later.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): 

Incredibly enjoyable. She prefers to maneuver the penis herself and get it right where she likes it. Much the same as a dildo, except us guys get to be a little more involved than the traditional battery versions.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):

The most exciting part about this position is its ability to get a woman incredibly wet and ready for sex almost every time it is performed.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man:  Absolutely

Woman:  Very

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?

Yes, and one of the most intimate ways to use your tool as a guy, is to put it in your womans own hands and watch what she does with it. You can find out a lot about what pleasures your partner by watching her maneuver your manhood around the delicate surface of her “yoni”.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man:  No

Woman:  No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? 

This technique seems to warm the woman up at a very rapid rate, while keeping the guy with a nice sustainable erection. For any guy who is having difficulties lasting long enough for his partner to orgasm, this can often put time on his side. While this technique is arousing for the guy, it is usually not enough for orgasm, so he will be able to penetrate when he senses her nearing orgasm and hopefully ride it out to the quintessential end of a simultaneous orgasm.

Did she reach orgasm?

Yes

Did he reach orgasm?

No

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?

No, she gets there quick, which means if I want to be a part of it, I need to be on my toes.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?

Yes, this position has become a staple for me. It almost guarantees me sex, even during times when I may not have been initially welcome. It is a very light and teasing way to get a woman in the mood. The best way to find your way into a woman's vagina, is to wait until she can't stand “not having it” in her, rather than just shoving it in.

This is the place where I warn some guys not to bring their girl to an orgasm unless she is very multi-orgasmic. This technique can give her such an intense orgasm, that it finishes her off and leaves her only luke warm at best for the remainder of the love session. This is one way to turn your woman into a “two-minute wonder”, but it will suck, so don't go all the way unless your ready to put a close to the night!

The Amazon begins with the man lying on his back with both feet in the air, legs curled up towards his abdomen, and legs spread comfortably. The woman then squats over top of the man, pushing his legs forward, curling him backward, so that she can straddle his hamstrings and achieve penetration at the same time.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?

This position deserves an 8.5 for its unique pleasure points

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?

Yes

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? 

Yes, this is a pretzel position, of which motions do not come naturally for the most part.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position?

Your parts are not going to match up nice and neat as in most Kama Sutra positions. The man is going to need to angle his member forward towards his testicles, which can be easier for some than for others!

How long did you last in the position?

We lasted about 10 minutes in this position until climax.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): 

She did enjoy this position and due to the female dominance was able to achieve a very healthy orgasm. She did mention however that the odd submissive nature of the man, who is spread eagle on his back, turned her off somewhat.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): 

This position can be very pleasurable in a very unnatural and uncomfortable way.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man:  No, not particularly comfortable for the man.

Woman:  Decently comfortable, although there is more leg strength needed than the tradition girl on top, which makes it a lot less relaxing.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?

This is a very distant position in some ways and intimate in others. There is very little face to face contact and communication is minimal. The man will feel vulnerable and feminine during the execution of this move, which lends itself inherently to intimacy and trust. The more intimately involved you are with your partner, the greater your experience should be, because you both will be able to open up and experience sex from the vantage point of each others perspective.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man:  No.

Woman:  No.

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?

This position allows the man a candid view of what submissive sex is all about. The woman has complete control of the motion and the man is simply there for the ride. The man, with his butt in the air and legs curled into his stomach will experience moments of lost machismo and feminism, but this can lead to a new realm of traditionally forbidden pleasures if he opens himself to the experience.

Did she reach orgasm?

Yes

Did he reach orgasm?

Yes

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?

No, this position is meant to be accomplished rather quickly to maximize pleasure and minimize discomfort.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?

Yes, but this is not something that I would recommend doing very often. What makes this position fun is its unique sexual perspective. It is great for the male who loves submissive role-playing, and in this case may become something that you would do more often. For the traditional couple however, this can be a big turn-off if overused!

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable?

This position lends itself to some adventurous role-playing for the right domineering woman

The Cork Screw promises much clitoral stimulation as well as a grand view and easy pumping action for the guy. The Cork Screw begins with the woman on her back and the man above her in missionary position. The woman then closes her legs and twists her waist so that her knees are on her one side. The man then gains entrance through her closed legs and enjoys various penile angles in the vagina, specifically concentrating on the massaging of the clitoris and g-spot.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?

This position receives a respectable 8 on the rating scale on the woman's behalf and a 7 from the man.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?

No

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?

This position is very simple to accomplish for anyone.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position?

Pull out your winkie, put it in, pull it out, fall asleep!

How long did you last in the position?

This one was a good 20 minutes... with some variation thrown in of course.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):

It is true that the man can reach those special spots easily in this position. It may not even be so much that you are actually hitting the specific love buttons as much as hitting new territories that have never been touched before.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):

It's good, but its pleasure is not so much in the position itself, as it is in the kudos you will receive for her enjoyment.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man: Yes, it is comfortable.

Woman: Incredibly comfortable, but she definitely had a limit to the length of time she could be in the position. You will find that she is most comfortable on one side more than the other and will be able to last longer between switches.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)? Yes and no. This position is a bit closed off, which makes it especially good as a “first sex” position. It feels safe for most women who are not yet comfortable with a guy and allows for ease of communication between partners while exploring each others pleasures. On the intimate side of things however, it a great position for first time anal, which is incredibly intimate no matter how you look at it... especially if you are guiding a woman through her first time. Do it right, or you shall never do it again!

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man: Hell no!

Woman: Ditto...

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?

This position is not a whole lot different than a standard missionary for the guy. Butt plug $30, rabbit vibrator $65, nypho's delight cream $25, watching the orgasmic faces your woman will make while exploring the inner reachings' of her “yoni”... priceless.

Did she reach orgasm?

Yes

Did he reach orgasm?

Yes

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?

Yes, it did take longer, but it is set up to be a slow guided “get to know each other better” position. It is definitely not a slam-bam thank you ma'am.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?

Yes, I don't think that I will be able to get away without this position now that she has explored its pleasures. It really goes hand in hand with several of the other missionary variations and is a good in between before she goes up on all fours.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable?

If you haven't been down the “Hershey Highway” and are looking for a great beginner position... look no farther than right here to break her in right!

Okay, so not the most original position in the world, but sometimes it is nice to be reminded of some of the little pleasures we all have... and this is definitely one of them. The woman bends forward while gripping the bedstead, her buttocks raised high. The man then cups his hands to her breasts and squeezes them together, this is what has come to be called “Dhenuka” by the experts.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?

This position is a well deserved 9.5... damn near perfect

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?

No

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?

No... the movements are very tried and true and should come quite naturally.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position?

I actually recommend taking her by surprise with this move. It is amazing how turned on a girl can get if you mount her by surprise... she has to be somewhat in the mood however, as we all know, and I leave that up to you to decide.

How long did you last in the position?

This was a 5 minute quickie...

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):

For the woman: She was bit surprised for about a half second, then her back arched, her legs spread and we were both with the program by the time that second was over!

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): Need you even ask? I am a huge fan of a woman's behind... so let's just say this is always the best ride at Disneyland!

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man: I actually thought about this for a moment while I was in action, and you know, this one is actually pretty damn comfortable.

Woman: She especially likes it from behind when she can hold onto something. It is much more difficult to hold onto the ankles than the bed post... food for thought.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?

I would say that the intimacy is not in the position as much as it is in the feelings behind the direct action of this position. Women love to be desired and sometimes us guys forget that and are afraid of being turned down for a quick rear end romp... when in fact they will love you for it and enjoy it just as much.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man: Are you kidding???

Woman: Ditto...

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?

I am a big fan of holding onto the waist during this move, but I tried the cupping the boobs move for a few minutes and it wasn't bad. What I did notice however was that it kind of threw off my motion and concentration... kind of like trying to rub your belly and head at the same time. I say just keep it simple and it is a whole lot more fun!

Did she reach orgasm?

Yes

Did he reach orgasm?

Yes

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?

No, it was shorter than usual, but that is the name of the game for an impromptu quickie!

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?

Absolutely, and I think I am going to make it a point to surprise her more often with this move. best of all, you won't even get the sheets wet, smear the glass on the kitchen table, or put your ass on display in your living room window!

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable?

Don't go in too cold now... use those two finger digits to make sure that you have a nice wet and smooth opening to this play!

The Reverse spoon is a simple variation of the old stand-by spoon that involves taking one partner and spinning them around, so instead of lying head to head and toe to toe, you are both facing each others lower extremities. This position offers both deep penetration and the obvious easy grab of your partners “oh, so important goodies”. Wash your feet and don't get too carried away with this top 10 position that is a favorite of just about anyone who tries it.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?

This position gets a 9 from both the woman and man.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?

Oh, heck no. Even two drunks can lazily fall into this position...

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?

No...

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position?

It may feel a bit awkward at first when you begin trying to organize yourselves, but just don't think so much. Put it in and go at it, is the best advice I can offer!

How long did you last in the position?

I think it was around 15 minutes, but to be honest, I lost track!

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman)?

She loved the deep penetration and easy access to her clitoris. The angle of the strokes also seemed to be hitting in a good spot.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man)?

I loved the deep penetration and her access to my “taint” (a.k.a. Between the testicles and anus). This is like a blow-job and world class hump all in one I tell you!

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man: Oh man, you can't get anymore comfortable than this. This is the lay for the tired man who has just gotten home from work and instead of a warm meal on the table, prefers a snack on the floor first!

Woman: She agrees that it was very comfortable and added that it made her feel sexy... bada-bing!

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?

Hell yes! Anytime you have someones hands messing around in your perineum area (anus, balls, vagina) there has got to be some intimacy involved. There is a lot of pleasure to be had, but you will have to feel comfortable with each other or you will both be too nervous to orgasm. We are talking a shaking explosion kind of orgasm that will leave you clinging to your partner screaming “thank you” for a job well done!

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man: Hell no!

Woman: Just a plain “no”

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?

This position has so many senses being played with, that an all-over body orgasm is almost certain. This is of course if each partner is rubbing the right areas during intercourse. You really lose your sense of time and space and are focused on the pleasure. If only Yoga was as successful as this in forgetting your troubles, I would take it up in a millisecond!

Did she reach orgasm?

Huge

Did he reach orgasm?

Ditto!

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?

This question doesn't even pertain, because you won't care how long it takes... believe you me!

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?

Yes! Us guys deserve a little manual manipulation during sex too, but so many of the positions do not give the woman easy access, but this one does, so take advantage of it!

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable?

Use those fingers and hands to your full advantage... your partner will thank you for it!

This position offers a lesson on both love and balance. It starts with the man squatting on the floor, using only his feet for balance. The woman then straddles him, allowing penetration. The movement is described as a back and forth rocking motion, similar to that of a hammock. There is also a variation on the movement, where the motion is described as rather stationary until the woman is ready to orgasm.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?

This position definitely receives bonus points for being such a different challenge. It is fun in itself, just to see if you can do it and for that we give it a 7.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? Yes, this isn't a jump on each other and go at it type of position, you are going to have to coordinate to keep in the upright.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? No pretzel, but the motions take a bit of getting used to. I'd be surprised at anyone just trying this not falling down at least five times within the first 5 to 10 minutes... if you are really “rocking” that is.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position: Absolutely... the man should start squatting on the floor, but have his hands behind him supporting himself, while the woman gets into position. I highly recommend the couple position their feet, so that they are several inches apart from each other. Meaning that the woman place her feet as far behind her partners feet as possible, towards his rear, which will help create a sort of platform from which to help each other balance.

How long did you last in the position? 10 minutes.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): She had a pretty good time. I can't remember the last time I saw her giggling (in a good way) so much in bed.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): I have to admit that for a guy who loves getting down and dirty with the serious Kama Sutra positions that offer the deepest penetration and best action, this position was kind of fun. While I can't see really getting carried away or having a huge orgasm, the fun and challenge factor made it worth while.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man: This position is at least an 8 or 9 on the difficult meter, so you won't be doing any relaxing at any part of it. And if you're drunk when you decide to attempt this... faggitaboutit!

Woman: The woman has it a bit easier in the balance department, but she is still not in any position to relax.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)? I would say that it is definitely intimate in communication, cooperation, and partnership. You really have to work as a team and help each other in order to get any joy out of this position. It is not intimate in its pure ecstasy and sexiness of most other Kama Sutra, but a change of pace is good!

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man: No... surprisingly this position left no repercussions for me.

Woman: No...

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? This position reminded me of what it might be like to try to have sex on the edge of a building. It is also similar to a cheap ride at a carnival. If it wasn't for the free peep show, including hands on T&A, it would be a rather boring ride mind you, but never-the-less it is a worthy dig.

Did she reach orgasm? …No, she was too busy having fun to get into that mode.

Did he reach orgasm? No, but I tried...

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? Yes, I think this position could be a tough one to orgasm in, especially if you are used to deep penetration and wild pumping action. For anyone who suffers from premature explosion, this will probably be your ticket to rocket well over the 2 minute mark.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)? Yes, I think that with practice, this position would become more sexually pleasurable. It reminds you of how much fun sex can be and also challenges you with the obstacle of balance, which is overcomable, but at the expense of becoming a better partnership, which I feel is well worth the efforts.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: For those of you with an smidgen of S&M in your blood, I found that putting an element of danger in the mix, such as a table, or edge of a chair, heightens the stacks and can throw a little extra orgasm potential at the whole experience.

The woman is instructed to stand above the male on some sort of elevated surface, such as a couch, bed, two chairs, Mini Cooper hood, etc. With her legs spread wide, she gradually lowers her torso, so that her “yoni” is within reach of the man, who is standing on the floor just below her. Once the man is inside of her, the two lovers gyrate and pump to their hearts content.

This position commands the use of plenty of hands on pleasure, such as stroking each others hips and tickling each others magic buttons. His mouth with be in easy reach of her breasts and she will have full control over the amount of stimulation he can offer.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?

This position gets an all around solid 8

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?

There is not a whole lot of skill in getting into this position, but it will take a little bit of stamina to stay in it.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?

No...

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position?

From experience I would say that using two chairs seems to work the best with this position, as it allows the man to position himself directly between her legs without any obstacle to get in his way. Make sure the chairs are stable however, and not much over 32 inches.

How long did you last in the position?

We lasted a good 10 minutes before we moved on to something else.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman)?

She enjoyed the amount of control she had over the stimulation to her clitoris, breasts, and mouth. The sense of danger and vulnerability heightened her excitement and while she did not orgasm is warmed her up rather nicely to have a good one later on.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man)?

I personally enjoyed the animalistic pleasure of standing sex without the difficulties of attempting to connect up the parts. This position actually makes standing sex as effortless as the standard missionary.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man: This position is fairly comfortable for the man, although it would not be recommended for someone with a bad back. You will find yourself leaning back quite a bit in order to keep her steadily upon your hips. There is nothing relaxing about this position.

Woman: This position has absolutely nothing to do with being comfortable and relaxed for the woman. Her legs will be wobbly, she will probably get tired relatively quickly... so the pure pleasure payoff is what will keep her riding!

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)? Yes, this position is beyond a doubt very intimate. Her feelings of vulnerability coupled by his intense urge for raw sexual satisfaction pull the couple into each other. There has to be a coordinated effort between the two to make this position work. The woman has to place her “yoni” in the sweet spot, while the man holds his manhood at just the right angle... and if everything goes right, they both win. There is nothing like sex that offers a win-win situation for all...

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man: No, there is not too much exertion needed to execute this position effectively.

Woman: She said that her legs were definitely burning after the act, but they were not sore the day after.

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?

This position is best accomplished during a spur of the moment decision. Just grab her, throw her up between two chairs and let nature take over. The excitement is along the sames lines as impromptu standing sex, but the penetration and ease of play is much improved upon!

Did she reach orgasm?

Not until a bit later in a different position... but that is not to say that she didn't enjoy herself.

Did he reach orgasm?

No, I saved mine for a bit later myself.

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?

I do think that the physical exertion causes a prolonged orgasm to some degree. But at the same time, I think for some the execution would lead to a premature one, so it all depends on the person.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?

Hell yes, this is a great position. There is always going to be a need for great “in-the-moment” positions and this is one of the top 10 that I have ever experienced!

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable?

No.

This is a simple position that most anyone with their private parts intact and functioning can accomplish. The male begins this move while lying on his back with a pillow propped under his head. The woman is then instructed to lower her “yoni” down upon his erect manhood while facing him.

With the woman’s hands and knees placed on either side of the man's torso, she then begins to move her waist in the diagonal shape of a diamond, meaning towards the left, down, right, up, and so on. For extra physical and visual stimulation the moves can be performed with a slight arch, allowing the woman to flaunt her body with each horizontal thrust of her pelvis.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 

This position gets a respectable 6 from the man and an ecstatic 9 from the woman

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  No...

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?  No...

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:  No, the basics of this position have been around at least for the past few centuries, if not more.

How long did you last in the position?  She lasted for at least 15-20 minutes with about 2 ½ orgasms spanning in that time frame.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):  She loved it. She described the motions as allowing the penis to explore every orifice inside of her “yoni” (can you say G-spot?), as well as allowed some nice clitoris-to-man-pubis-bone action during the upswing of the motion.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):  This is not a “bad” position, but there is not much for the man to do without breaking her rhythm. For the guy who likes to be involved in the motions, this is not nearly as enjoyable as it is for the women. For the guy who likes to lay quiet and still while his girl grinds all over his pole like a virgin straddled over her first horse saddle... then he will be in for a treat.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man:  You couldn't get any more relaxing or comfortable in this position unless you were sleeping... and that is the one thing that frightens me so much about it so much. What if I fall asleep? I would be on the couch for the next 10 years!

Woman:  She was actually quite comfortable and relaxed in her ecstasy. One of the positive aspects of this position that she wanted me to note was that because the position involves horizontal grinding rather than vertical, it is actually easier on the legs and less exhausting. This means a heck of a lot more orgasms could be in store, if you know what I mean.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?  For the woman's end of things, it appears to be a very intimate position. She enjoys the face to face contact and deep penetration. For some men, the lack of involvement, will give them a lack of interest in the whole process, which will then distance them from the whole experience.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man:  Hell no... maybe a few bed sores if anything (from lying there motionless for too long)

Woman:  No...

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?  This position for the man would be similar to trying to masturbate in a dorm room without waking your roommate. There is not a whole lot of movement going on and the stimulation on the shaft will be very slow and controlled.

Did she reach orgasm? Yes, 2 ½ of them.

Did he reach orgasm?  No, but I tried... Lord did I try.

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?  No, she could have kept on having them... and I think I could have kept on not having them. Not a good mix!

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?  I would, and I would only do this because she loved it so much. I am certainly not saying that is was “bad”, it was just not the kind of position that turns me on as much as some of the other ones. But all in all, there is joy in giving pleasure as well as receiving it, so this one at least gets a thumbs up in that aspect!

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: No.