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The woman is instructed to lie face down across a bed. Sliding forward, she places her hands on the floor and continues to move her body across the edge of the bed until only her waist and thighs are supported. The man then enters her from behind, with his legs positioned inside of hers, with his hands positioned on her torso for added support and balance. Quick in-and-out thrusts is the motion of choice.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?

This position gets a worthy 8 on the rating scale

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?

There is some difficulty in the man balancing on top of the woman if the bed is not well supported.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? N/A

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:

The woman must be absolutely set and comfortable before the man rests any weight on top of her. If she complains of the head rush, just remind her of the double the intensity orgasm she is sure to receive from it.

How long did you last in the position?

I personally lasted about 12 minutes and probably could have gone longer, but you really are going to want to orgasm with the woman. Once her head clears from the mega orgasm, she is going to want you to let her up... so don't dilly dally.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):

She had her fair share of complaining in the beginning, but with enough reassurance, she was orgasming in no time. Now she admits that she actually liked it.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):

The man is in for a thrill ride. Even though his motions are a bit limited in this position, there is an element of danger that more than makes up for the lack of booty banging.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man: There will be no relaxing or comfort here. Your main objective will be balance and holding yourself onto that bucking bronco.

Woman: She was not comfortable at all, and the only way she is going to stay here much past 5 minutes is with the promise of a bed shattering G-quake.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?

No, I would say that this position is in no way intimate. There will be little speaking, except for shallow grunts. Her head will be dizzy, she won't be able to hear real well. I guess in a way, it is sort of like a preview of sex in our later years... but this is not necessarily a bad thing!

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man: No, unless you can last much over 10 minutes, it should be no more strenuous than the typical missionary. Woman: Ditto...

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?

This is a fun ride for the woman who likes to be held down and pumped vigorously; this position just lends itself to such hardcore action. Although the man's view will be partially blocked and his motion limited, his partners orgasmic excitement should more than make up for it.

Did she reach orgasm? …Yes

Did he reach orgasm? ...Yes

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? No...

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?

Yes. Some positions just lend themselves to some nice hardcore action. This one is practically straight off the porno racks and if you are looking for a variation to the typical “Lazy Dog”, this position will certainly wake things up, as there is nothing lazy about it.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable:

Don't let her out of this position too quickly. If she hangs in long enough it will start to feel good. Perhaps a little digital stimulation will be necessary to get things off on a positive note!

Get ready to get a little wet on this one. The woman is instructed to kneel in a tub half full with warm water, lean forward so that her man can sneak behind for dog style penetration.

While the woman holds one side of the tub for balance, she either runs the water from the faucet, guiding a stream towards her clitoris, or uses a detachable shower head to do the work for her.

The faucet gets a female rating of 8, while the detachable shower head a 9.5... you do the math!

The man is instructed to concentrate on pleasuring her with deep penetration and G-spot manipulation. This is said to enhance the orgasm possibilities of women who have difficulties, while prolonging the orgasm of males who have the exact opposite difficulty...

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?

This position gets a 7 for the guys and a 9.5 for the ladies. Yes, you read correctly, that is a nine... point... five!

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? None...

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? N/A

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position: The set-up in your particular bathroom is what is going to dictate the difficulty here. An old fashioned stand alone tub is what seems to work the best. The closed in walls of a typical bath/shower limit movement and objects to hold onto for balance.

How long did you last in the position? She orgasmed within 5 minutes, while I took my time and joined in for her second at around 15.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): She LOVED it. Even though she is not a particular fan of rear entry as I am, the shower head put the entire experience over the top.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): For the man, this really isn't all that different from the standard dog that you can do almost anywhere that has a semi-stable ground to stand on. So, in other words it is pretty darn good!

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man: Okay, so you won't exactly be relaxing, but it is rather comfortable.

Woman: She admitted that it wasn't particularly comfortable; but she added that she didn't particularly care that it wasn't!

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)? This was an intimate position and while what I am about to say may sound corny, but it is true. The water that will inevitably end up running off of both of your bodies, and connecting your bodies much closer and deeper than mere skin on skin contact. Part of that is the intimate feeling of having a million fingers caressing your balls, inner legs, labia, etc...

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man: Nope, but if you slip and fall, you most certainly will be. So be careful!

Woman: No...

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? I already gave away the best part, which is the feel of the water trickling down the sensitive areas of your skin, while you are entranced in traditional, straight to the point, dog styled pumping. It is as close to an orgy as many men will ever be allowed to get @!

Did she reach orgasm? …Yes, a 7.0 on the 'dichter' scale.

Did he reach orgasm? ...Yes

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? She was a little quicker than normal, while I was about on schedule...

Would you do this position again (why or why not)? Yes. Bathtub sex can often be disappointing; you don't have much room, the water washes off her natural lubricant, there is no room to spread out, and if you fall... well, that would be a bad thing. This is a good alternative that brings in the joys of water, the driving force of vertical sex, and offers enough stability for both to reduce the general risks involved.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: Bring your own lubricant... all that damn water tends to dry out things back there!

Okay, so perhaps not exactly a classic Kama Sutra position, but it certainly should have been. This is basically a play off of the standard reverse cowgirl, but with a twist.

The man lies on his back with one leg outstretched and the other bent with knee pointing upward. The woman then straddles her partner while facing sideways, using his bent knee for leverage. While riding up and down on the mans shaft, the woman is instructed to lean forward and rub her clitoris against that of his inner thigh.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?

This position gets a solid 8

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  None what-so-ever

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?  No pretzels and motions were all quite simple.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:  She is going to like this one, so you may need a crow bar to get her off your leg after the first few minutes!

How long did you last in the position?  We lasted about 15 minutes until orgasm.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):  This is a winner from the female standpoint. The clitoral stimulation is unmatched, other than perhaps the infamous rabbit vibrator, but that's not really a fair comparison.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):  This position offers a great view of your partners booty; watching it quiver with pre-orgasmic excitement. All the while, you as the man do not need to do a damn thing to arouse such a reaction!

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man:  This position is incredibly comfortable... and for those with a bad back (perhaps from performing “The Crab” the night before), the one knee up actually offers a welcome relief to the muscles.

Woman:  She was incredibly comfortable and enjoyed having the knee to balance and guide her grinding motions.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?  Yes, even though she will be mostly intent on rubbing every hair off his inner leg... and he will mostly be focused on her beautifully round booty, there is still a strong partnership that can be felt. There is also an easy opportunity to explore each others parts where the sun don't shine, which is always a heaping dose of extra intimacy.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man:  No, there should be no problems here.

Woman:  No...

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?  The position has the relaxed sensation of a blow-job for the man. All he simply has to do is lay back, enjoy the scenery, and let her play upon his leg like a non-neutered Chihuahua. It is a great confidence builder for him, because there is nothing he can do wrong!

Did she reach orgasm?  Yes, a 4.0 on the "dichter" scale.

Did he reach orgasm?  I did, and at the same time as hers... the best kind!

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?  No, not at all. And for once, the woman actually has a lot of control over the man's orgasm with how much she plays with his balls and tender skin behind. This increases the chance of a simultaneous orgasm.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?  Yes, I have never been a huge fan of the reverse cowgirl other than the great view of her rear-end, but this position gives the man a little more leverage (with the one leg down) and allows him to move within her “yoni” with much more ease and comfort.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: No, I think this one is made to be simple and that is what makes it so unique!

This position begins with the man seated cross-legged with (hopefully) an already very erect penis. The woman then carefully guides her yoni and straddles him with a very deep, close, and intense penetration (at least in theory).

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?

This position gets a man 6 and a woman 8.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? There is almost no possible, feasible reason you should have trouble getting into this position.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? Did not feel like a pretzel, but the motion was very limited.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position: Shouldn't need it.

How long did you last in the position? This position was good for about 7 minutes, then she orgasmed, and I opted to try a different position.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): She really enjoyed this position. It limits the man to being a simple mannequin with a hard-on. She can manipulate depth, clitoral stimulation, and g-spot location without him getting in the way.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): I would not say that this position is horrible by any means, but it certainly could use more avenues for the man to thrust himself into the woman and not have his appendages fall asleep in the process.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man: No... read the above paragraph, my legs fell asleep along with that of my ball sack (can't say that has happened too often in my life).

Woman: She was very comfortable she would like me to say.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)? This is actually a very intimate position and it is so simply out of the closeness of the couple during its consummation. There is a lot of heat and sweat created as the bodies are consumed into each other as if they are actually creating this pearl of which this position is named. The man has easy access to her vital parts and can easily caress and kiss her neck and breasts... no wonder she liked it so much!

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man: Yes, did I mention my balls fell asleep... oh yeah, I guess I did, but it pays to mention this little fact again as a warning to my comrades who try it next.

Woman: No.

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? Mentally this position was a bit boring and therefore tedious in its motion and patience while waiting for her to orgasm. It is definitely a bit uncomfortable for us men and basically pins us immobile and unable to do any slams, bams, or even thank you ma'am's (no thank you, as I think it would be difficult for most men to orgasm in this position).

Did she reach orgasm?  She had a great orgasm.

Did he reach orgasm? No, but it was worth the try.

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? She orgasmed quicker than usual, while I have the assumption that I would've lasted until hell froze over.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)? Yes, she loves this position and when mamma is happy, daddy's happiness is soon follow. It may not be in this position, but she will give you your just desserts in one kama sutra position or another.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: Sit on a pillow (this advice is for the guys). It will decrease the likelihood of your balls and legs falling asleep, which is a definite downer when you are trying to get it on!

This position begins with the woman and man both laying on their sides, both facing in the same direction (as in spooning). The man enters the woman's yoni from behind, taking his upper leg and directing it between her legs, so that she can then wrap her top leg around his hip behind her, opening her yoni for deeper and more controlled penetration.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 

A very respectable 8.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  In the world of Kama Sutra, this is about as easy of a position to get into as you could ever imagine.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?  This position did make me feel a bit like a pretzel with the legs crossing over top each other, but it is actually a very natural entanglement that only enhances the possibility of motion over that of the typical “spooning.”

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:  I actually recommend falling asleep this way if possible. This is one of the few Kama Sutra positions that a couple can fall asleep in right after the sex session and actually wake up refreshed and without several appendages having fallen asleep.

How long did you last in the position?  This position was good for about 20-25 minutes.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):  She absolutely loved it. There is easy access to the woman's button, so there should be no complaints from her end.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):  Okay, so this is not the most exciting Kama Sutra position ever invented obviously... but it gets kudos for being a solid, pleasurable, comfortable, and doable position for both parties.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man:  To the extreme I would say... almost to a fault.

Woman:  Ditto for her

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?  Yes indeed, this position will give way to all those romantic soft porn flicks we have seen on late night cable. It is of course a beautiful sight for the butt fanatic who craves doggy style, but also allows the woman to have intimate contact with the mans hands and face, so she won't feel like just another female in heat. The added crossing of the legs beyond the typical spooning position bring the bodies closer together and subsequently more involved with each other.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man:  No

Woman:  No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?  Physically, the man's slab of love loaf is positioned well within range of her love hole, which means there will be deeper penetration and more pleasure. Mentally, the male also has the advantage of not worrying about his member falling out. No matter how big you are... rear entry vaginal sex can get a bit tricky, especially when you are dealing with a big booty!

Did she reach orgasm? She had a beauty of an orgasm.

Did he reach orgasm?  Does Dick Cheney crap in the woods!

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?  I would say that this position lends itself to take a bit longer than usual. It is not particularly intense, so the ovens warm up a little slower. But as we all know, sometimes a slow build can result in quite an intense orgasm!

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?  Yes, I have always been a fan of spooning and the women sure seem to dig it. I personally consider this to be the deluxe model of spooning and therefore a good compromise.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: No. For once, this position is good as it is without any added bells or whistles.

This position begins with the woman taking stance with the yoga position known as the bridge. Lying flat on her back (so far... so good, right?), the woman places her feet and hands close to her body in preparation to lift her body into the air and arch her back so that her crotch will be offered up for the man's taking. Giving her extra support around her hips to aid in her ability to stay in the position, the man penetrates her yoni while stimulating her clitoris.

Bonus: With the womans head tilted down at such an angle to allow extra blood to drain towards the brain, her orgasm will be intensified two-fold.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 

As cool as this position would seem on paper in actuality I have to give it a 3... and the extra 3 points are only for the novelty and entertainment factor I felt it worthy.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  If your woman is not yoga affluent, then chances are she is not going to be able to do this position long enough for any real fun to begin. And as for us guys, we have the easy part of crouching and humping. So, if you can crouch and you can hump, your 1/100 of the way there.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?  I felt like a Cirque Du Soleil performer more than anything. The motions are easy enough, but the real question is are you going to be fast enough before the crab falls to the ground. Any of you 2-minute wonders will be in good company with this position I can assure you, as you will be lucky if your partner can stay in this position for over that. And as an added bonus, you probably won't receive any complaints of premature, but rather a sympathetic ejaculation.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:  I have absolutely no recommendation what-so-ever. Either you can do it or you can't, there is no saving grace that I have yet found.

How long did you last in the position?  She lasted on average about five to ten seconds between arching's, which was too quick for me to even get into the crouching and humping part!

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):  She had absolutely zero enjoyment out of the whole experience and it had the other unfortunate outcome of making her feel out of shape, which only further put a damper on the rest of the evening.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):  I am the one who gave this position a 3 and why not. I got a free porn show featuring my favorite part of the woman's anatomy and I came away confident in knowing that if I ever did get the chance to do this again, I am fairly certain I could at least perform the humping part and I'll just use a chair if I can't manage the crouching.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man:  Sure, this position was comfortable enough...

Woman:  Absolutely in no way comfortable she would say.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?  No... we have here a position that mimics the old Andrew Dice Clay punchline, “how can you give a blow job from a block away and still tell them that you love them?” There is not much of a spiritual/mental connection here and if you're like me, there won't be much of a physical one either.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man:  No.

Woman:  No.

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?  This

position is very visually stimulating, yet without any real action it loses its luster rather quickly and tarnish the old knob long before it even gets a chance to polish itself in the love hole. Temptation and patience can be a great thing as long as there's a way to give-in to it eventually!

Did she reach orgasm?  No she did not.

Did he reach orgasm?  Nope!

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?  N/A

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?  No, I would not try this one unless I was sure that I had a partner that could complete the act. This position will wound your inner child (you know, the one that thinks you can still do anything) and give you a lifelong fetish for yoga instructors if you're not careful.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: Yes indeed. If you want to get an idea of how this position could feel without all the huff and puff, try using a short bar stool, dining room chair, stacking several pillows, or even using some of that “sex furniture” if you have it.

The man sits upon the bed with his legs out in front. The woman then slides in between his outstretched legs and scoots in far enough to allow penetration. She can wrap her legs around his neck for deeper thrusts. The woman can either lie on her back or sit upright, it all depends on how much control she wants. This position is known for its extreme penetration, but not so extreme action.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 

I give this position a 5 for being neither worthy of like or hate.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  No... this is sex for the lazy woman and even lazier man. About the only thing I can think of that would create an uncomfortable situation here would be an existing hemorrhoid!

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?  While you are both reclined in a relaxed position, there is actually not much possibility of too much motion; rug burns on your rear will be about the extent of it.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:  This is one of those positions that you can fall asleep in after you have finished, so there is no need to exert yourself beyond what you have to.

How long did you last in the position?  We lasted a good 5 to 15 minutes. I was so relaxed and comfortable, I may have dosed off a few times, so it is hard to tell exactly how long it was.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):  She would say that it wasn't too bad, although she wouldn't say that it was good either...

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):  As sex goes, there are many other Kama Sutra positions I would rather involve myself in... as sleep goes, this is not a bad way to wake up at least!

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man:  This Kama Sutra position is very comfortable.

Woman:  She agrees...

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?  I think this position would have the potential to be intimate, but the lackadaisical action tends to lose both partners in a sort of zombie-like daze that is hard to shake.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man:  No more achy and sore than a good long sleep.

Woman:  No...

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?  This position felt like the blinding thrill of racing down the Alpines in a sleek carbon fiber toboggan... then I woke up and realized I must have dozed off while screwing in this position.

Did she reach orgasm?  No she did not.

Did he reach orgasm?  No, I did not either!

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?  N/A

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?  Yes, I can see myself 40 or 50 years down the road (when I am incontinent, on Viagra, and in a wheelchair) trying this position again. There is just not enough gain to warrant the wasted effort on what allows very little effort in the first place.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: Throw in a couple of Chinese sex nets and a naked midget to push... and you just might have yourself a party!

Rock-a-bye, hottie,

Libido, and all!

This position involves the man holding his partner's waist up to his member via holding the underside of her knees or buttocks. Then using all the strength he can muster, he rocks her up and down his shaft, stimulating her clitoris and a sense of awe for his great strength!

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?

I give it an 8

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? Yes... this position is definitely not for the faint of muscle, unless your partner is a twig, and even then it will take some oomph to keep her afloat!

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? I can't even remember if I felt liker a pretzel anymore. I was so focused on looking relaxed and cool while struggling in actuality.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position: Scream, “There she blows!” when you are ready to cum, so that she can prepare to catch herself on the downfall.

How long did you last in the position? I think it was close to five minutes...but it felt like 500.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): She enjoyed it... but I think the best part was the "strong" impression it left!

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): It was pretty cool, but if your partner is 5' 8” and of average build, you are going to be in slight agony by the end.

Short Answers

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man: Um, no on both accounts!

Woman: Surprisingly, even though it felt like I was the one taking on all the weight, she had complaints of being strained and getting tired.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)? No, intimacy will be the last thing on your mind while engaging in the cradle. This is a slam, bam, thank you ma'am, from the first moment you start bouncing her off of your waist. But you will not miss the intimacy, trust me!

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man: Yes, this is definitely one that I felt a little bit in the lower back the next day. Nothing major, but there was a little twinge that let me know I must have been getting it on right!

Woman: Yes, her inner things were a bit sore.

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? This position is all about achieving maximum pleasure. There is no time for small talk or mini rests. You have to have a strategy and an eye on the prize to make it through and actually achieve orgasm.

Did she reach orgasm? Yes she did, about a minute before me.

Did he reach orgasm? Yes, I am happy to report that I did manage to bust a nut rather than my back!

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? No, this position will let men live true to their two minutes of penetration, but she will be so turned on by his strength, she will not mind in this case.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)? Yes, I actually liked this position quite a bit. It is the ultimate in extreme humping. The intensity was exhilarating and the orgasm left me sleeping like a baby, that's what I call a Saturday night.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: For the guys: Make sure you are good and horny and full of testosterone. You know how people have been known to lift cars in emergency situations? Well, it's the exact same thing, only without the visit to the emergency room... hopefully!

Read part 1 here

This position begins with the man seated on the edge of the bed or a chair and the woman saddled over top his lap. Gently lean her back until she has both hands on the floor and is balanced. The man then pulls her torso towards him, while she walks back using her hands.

At this point the woman can either wrap her legs around his waist or neck to give herself added support. Next, the man enters her yoni (vagina).

While seated the woman can raise herself using her hands and push herself upon him. As she tires and eventually drops down to the floor, the man can raise up from the bed and proceed to penetrate her while she is in a virtual handstand.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?

I give it an 8...

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? You will need to be a fair amount of strength and balance by both parties to safely get into position... and then even more to successfully do the motions. The woman will feel it most in her shoulders and arms, while the man in his back, arms, and legs.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? No sense of a pretzel. The motions are very difficult to perform.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position: For an impressive and smooth transition into a new position or as a finishing gesture, have the woman wrap her legs around your waist, while pulling her up into the “Cradle” position (we will get to this next week) or a “Cowgirl”.

How long did you last in the position? About 5 minutes on her lead and 10 on mine... making it a total of around 15 minutes.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): She enjoyed it... but not near as much as the Willow (Part I).

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): I loved it... the orgasm was very intense!

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man: Prepare yourself for a great deal of strain and discomfort. When the woman is in the lead however, the man should use the opportunity to build up his stamina for another round of “deep 'see' drilling”.

Woman: She will not be 'comfortable' per say in either of these positions... but the comfort level can be improved with the careful manipulation of her G-spot (which should be accessible in this position) and her clitoris.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)? This position is for “sex”, not “making love”. It is hard to tell a woman you love her while she is upside down in a handstand moaning and groaning.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man: Yes, you might feel this one in your back a bit the next day.

Woman: No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? This position is very selfish and male dominant. The man will feel like a true he-man drilling his woman in this fashion and most women will admire the strength and stamina it takes to accomplish this position, whether they like the position or not...

Did she reach orgasm? No, she was all spent from Willow (Part I).

Did he reach orgasm? I busted a nice nut on this position.

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? No, the excitement and interest kept the action and escalation right on track.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)? Yes, this is almost a novelty item to pull out 'every now and then' too surprise your lover with something different. You will not be able to keep it up on too much of a regular basis... trust me

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: This is a morning or afternoon position, when you are rested up and at your best! A midnight nightcap, or drunk one-night-stand this position will never be...

This position begins with the man seated on the edge of the bed or a chair and the woman saddled over top his lap. Gently lean her back until she has both hands on the floor and is balanced. The man then pulls her torso towards him, while she walks back using her hands. Clenching his knees, the man helps support the woman, while she can also use his shoulders to place her ankles on to keep from sliding down. Once you have reached this base position you can do a few fun things, but we are going to start with the oral warm-up.

She will be in a nice little position to try a few of her favorite toys on her as well as give a good French kissing to her second pair of lips!

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 

I give it a respectable 8...

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  Their will need to be a fair amount of strength and balance by both parties to safely get into position. But the good news is once you are finally there, it is fairly easy to “hold the fort” so to speak.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?  There will not be too much of a pretzel feel and the motions become simple once you've achieved the base position...

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:  Hold her tightly once she starts to orgasm... her arms will start to give out and the worst possible way to get out of this position is having her fall on her head. You'll be on the couch with the fleas for no less than a week!

How long did you last in the position?  I'd say a good seven minutes or so.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):  She freaking loved it once she got past some of the complaining of the blood rushing to her head... once the blood started to rush to her other “head”!

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):  It was a big turn on for me to see and listen to how turned on she was becoming.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man:  Not real comfortable or relaxing, but definitely sustainable.

Woman:  Not comfortable at all, but the pleasure should keep her mind off the discomfort once the real fun starts...

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?  Oral pleasure in inherently intimate in itself, but this puts the lady in a rather compromising, dare I say even S&M-like, position. The man has all the control and she must trust him as well as he must trust himself to get a little crazy and allow this position to reach its fullest potential.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man:  No

Woman:  No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?  This position is a practical porn classic, so there were flashbacks of such scenes going on in my mind throughout the action. It brings out the natural animal, as there is no room for being shy or inhibited once you have your lover in a handstand with her crotch in your face!

Did she reach orgasm?  …A “huge” one!

Did he reach orgasm?  No... but I was rewarded well later on...

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?  She warmed up quickly and reached orgasm in no time!

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?  Yes I would. I am a very firm believer in “If I do you, you do me right back”. Women love oral sex just as much as us men, so you've got to play fair.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: Yes...  in (Part II) of this position, I will be covering that!