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Charlotte's most bizarre, violent, drug-induced and downright hilarious tales of crime
By Jared NeumarkPage 5 of 6
ARE YOU NOW OR HAVE YOU EVER BEEN A PROSTITUTE?: A man approached a woman at a bus stop and asked her if she would sleep with him for money. The report does not indicate how much the man offered or whether the woman accepted it.
KINKY?: A woman returning to her apartment discovered someone had poured motor oil and whipped cream on her door. It may be the only time the two substances have been combined. The woman complained of paint damage.
Bitch, I'm Gonna Kill You
• An unknown person called a West Charlotte convenience market and said, "Tell your girlfriend to drop the charges or I will report statutory rape because your girlfriend's a minor."
• A person threatened two women and a man by saying: "I hate you crackers. I'll shoot your cracker asses and pull your hair out." One of the threatened women was Hispanic.
• A GM employee made a threat to the company but not to the facility he worked at in Charlotte. The employee said he would blow up the factory in the Philippines. As proof, he revealed three loaded guns that he was keeping in his vehicle in Charlotte. The man was suspended, probably for not being a team player.
• A man reported the following threat: "I'm going to kill you for the ounce of cocaine you owe me." The man received this call at his place of work four times, and his boss told the caller to stop calling. Hopefully the man's boss also told his employer to stop stealing cocaine.
• A Latino woman was threatened in her native language by a caller. The caller said: "I will make you eat land." The woman advised no one is really planning on forcing her to graze. In her country, the statement means, "I will kill you."
• While shopping at Eastland Mall, a man ran into a lady friend of his. The man asked her if she was pregnant, and the woman responded, "Yes, why do you want to know?" The man told her, "Let me know when your baby is born so I can beat your ass."
• Fill In The Blank: "Tell Jimmie I'll rip his head off and shut his !" is the message that a caller left on a cell phone of someone who knows Jimmie. It is unclear if the caller said, "exclamation mark" or if the message was censored. All that is certain is that this would make for an excellent Mad Libs. "And shut his ______ (body part)." Nipple?
• A woman did not like the way her new husband was treating her son. Step-dad said: "He's my stepson. I hit him upside the head when I want to and I will hit you upside your head." Nonsensically, he added: "You need to keep my damn name out your mouth" and "You're damn right you don't know me."
• A phone harasser couldn't get in contact with the male he wanted to harass. After calling seven times, he left this message: "Since you don't want to talk to me, I know where your mom works and I'll get her. I'll take what you owe me out of her." The harasser had left an earlier message stating, "If you don't give me what you owe me, I'll find you and take it out of your ass." Can you really take something out of someone's ass?
• A sensitive 51-year-old man called police to report he was the victim of telephone harassment. Someone had called the man four times between 9:30 a.m. and noon was calling to say he was stupid.
• When a man refused to pay off his debt, his loaner was advised to file a note of execution. The loaner was about to file, but began feeling sorry for the man. The loaner drove to the debtor's house to see if they could work out an agreement. But the debtor came out of his house with a pistol, cocked it, aimed it at the man and said, "I'm not the person you used to know." The loaner zoomed off in his car and filed the Note of Execution.
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- Wed., Dec. 4, 7-9 p.m.
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Holidays at the Hall @ NASCAR Hall of Fame
- Mondays-Sundays, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Continues through Dec. 31
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Carolina Holiday Light Spectacular @ Ballantyne's Backyard
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Winter Native American Art & Craft Festival
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