It's Valentine's Day weekend and for those of us who don't give it shit, and/or are chasing shattered ass on Sunday, these video cards from North Carolina based comedy troupe, Green Bench, should help you tell that girl, exactly what you want to do. Whether it's something freaky or something with a friend... There's even an Auto-Tune ode for those of you looking to end that relationship before you're obligated to buy roses, candy and other crap that day. The songs are funny too.
For Chocolate Lover's
For Friend-cest...
Vacation From You