In case you didn't know, May is the month for celebrating solo love. That's right, masturbation has its own month.
Read all about it here --Masturbation month.
There is less than a week left in May and you should celebrate the month with a great few days of self love.
Use these tools and you may never want a partner again.
Masturbation month should give you something other than an orgasm, it should give you a sense of yourself. So when you hook up with your partner again, you will know what to tell him or her to get you off.
So I've been hipped to a new trend. Forget the clit piercing, the navel ring and the lip ring. According to the Frisky, bling is going where it hasn't gone before.
Up your ass.
For those who can never have enough skin to pierce and orifices to adorn, anal jewelry is the latest addition in a string of daring accessories you can wear. Designed for versatility, each piece consists of a stainless plug with an interchangeable cap in an assortment of styles and colors. If youre feeling really frisky, you can even get the ever-popular horse tail which fits the plug as well.
I'm one for trying new things, I can admit that I have a slight obsession with anal sex, but this might even be too much for me.
Here's a sampling of the sex headlines floating around the Internet today.
Some times you need a little help when it comes to getting a good screw.
That's why you should read Good Sex: Star Signs, by Michele Knight.
The book describes the traits that the zodiac signs have and what you can expect from the man and woman of a particular sign.
Here's what I've learned from the book about a particular guy. He's a Cancer:
You are sensitive and sweet, and you respect women. You hate loud arguments and will do anything to keep the peace. You need to discuss your emotions more than most or you can get resentful. You are the ideal parent and love kids. You're a sensitive lover and will put your partner's needs before your own.
That last sentence made me happy. But is he the right fit for me? The book also has sex tips for each zodiac and the pros and cons of being with each zodiac sign.
If you're looking for a quick fun read, check out Good Sex: Star Signs. Like most astrology books, some of it is bullshit and very vague, but you can find some morsel of truth and something to try if you give it a glance.
If you're one of those people who believe horoscopes, and you think reading a book like this will bring you closer to Mr. or Mrs. Right, step away from the computer and seek help.
Unless you have some deep-seated issues about your self-worth and body image, most of us can tell the truth about how we look.
Me, for instance, I'm extremely good looking. (Hey, that's what my mother tells me!)
But there ought to be a law about picture people post online, especially dating sites.
Ten years ago, you may have been the cat's meow, but 100 pounds later, it's safe to say you probably ate the cat.
Now, if you're online just to have fun and you never plan to meet anyone from Adult Friend Finder, post what you like. But I demand truth in advertising if I'm going to buy new lingerie in the hopes of fucking the Adonis that I've been chatting with for three weeks.
I can meet ugly people for free.
It's not the WWE, it's not even what Ric Flair used to do.
It's wrestling with Ebony Mistress Dominiquie.
"It's sensual fantasy wrestling," she said. "I'm in charge. The submissive is giving me some resistance, but not much."
When the mistress is wrestling with her submissive, she always wins. But Dominiquie said there are matches where two mistresses wrestle each other to entertain men. The women are usually dressed in "booty shorts" and tank tops.
"It's basically girl-on-girl," she said. "I wrestled in a competition in Thomasville. The girls do more competitive fantasy wrestling. There's not a lot of hair pulling, it's more like getting in different positions. I am scissor holding the girl or she has her buttocks in my face. She has my face pinned between her knees or in her crotch. She maybe lying across me with her breasts in my face. It's very interesting. It's fun."
What's also interesting is how Dominiquie actually got into fantasy wrestling. It started out as something she and her ex husband did for fun -- naked. It ignited the sex life so much that the practice moved from being a special occasion event to "we rushed home and couldn't wait to rip each other's clothes off," she said.
And her husband told a friend about it. He and his wife were curious and they came over to watch. The other couple got excited watching Dominiquie and her husband and wanted to join in.
Then they started having small parties. But a friend told Dominiquie that she could actually make money doing this. So, for about $150, you can fantasy wrestle with Dominiquie. And it's just wrestling.
She only makes appointments for the daytime.
And there's proof that she's not selling anything other than a leg hold. One of her clients, she said was a police officer.
"He came about three times before he said, 'You're really serious about what you do.' I was like yeah. Then he asked me if I knew what he did and I said, no and I don't care."
When he told her that he was a police officer and he initially thought there was more going on there, she just laughed.
Dominiquie said she was surprised that a buttoned up "Bible Belt" town like Charlotte has a market for fantasy wrestling. But she admits, "you make some money, but not a lot."
Last night, my friend P and I decided that network TV was boring and since she'd never been to Carolina Video Source, we took a trip there.
The adult store, located on Harris Boulevard, is totally old school. Before you can enter the store, you have to show I.D., you know you're supposed to be 18 to get into these places.
I've been there once before, during the middle of the day and it was interesting to see the place at night. For one, there were a few more customers on the inside. The clerk had some smooth music going as she set up a Mardi Gras display. As soon as you walk in, the clerk tells you all of the specials.
Last night it was "buy two DVDs and get one free." P and I walked around for about an hour, starting in the lingerie section first. The selection was interesting. P bought a leather teddy that was on sale and a "Wonder Chic" costume, complete with gold sock boots, a lasso of truth and a headband. Since this costume is obviously not licensed by DC comics, it didn't look like "Wonder Woman's" famous body suit.
Next it was over to the toys. You basically found the same things you'd find in any of these shops, along with a sign that says, "If you open it, you buy it." But the clerk at the shop was more than helpful. When you took an item to the register to ask about it, which P and I did with a couple of strangely shaped dildos, she was more than happy to open the packages and give a demonstration of how it worked.
Then there were the videos. From classics like, "The Devil In Miss Jones," to the just raunchy, "Big Black Cock in Little China." There were also a few instructional videos there. Including Nina Hartley's line. The one title that stood out to me was, "How to Dominate a Man." I bought it. Now if I could only find a man to submit. (LOL)
They don't rent videos, and I'm still searching for a place that does. Last night, I did learn that Girls Gone Wild DVDs are available on Blu-Ray.
I was curious about the customers who come into the store, so I asked the clerk. What time of day is busiest here?
Her response was lunch time. (Kind of surprising) Mostly men, she said.
"That's the time they can get away and the wife isn't home."
Women, she said, linger longer in the store. Mostly focusing on the toys. "Some times, the shop can be a candy store for women as well."
I know that's the truth.
Carolina Video Source has a wide range of lubricants and they're mostly water based, which is what you need when using latex condoms. And while it's pretty common to find K-Y Jelly in Wal-Mart these days, there will never be a day when you walk in that store and find Good Head gel.
Next month, PoleApolooza is back at the Gold Club of Charlotte.
While it sounds like an amateur contest, it's all about the pros. There's a $250 cash prize and a chance for dancers to win $2,500.
For the people watching the contest, there are drink specials.
The contest runs every Friday in February.
There are nine things you can do to make 2009 your most sensual year ever.
1. Role play with your lover.
Meet your mate to a hot bar in Uptown Charlotte, try Blue or Hom. Make sure you show up 15 minutes late. If you're a woman, wear a long dress and no underwear. Cozy up to your sweetie at the bar and strike up a conversation. Make sure you don't talk about anything going on in your life.
2. Surprise your lover with a sexy story about what you want to do to him or her.
You don't have to be a novelist to write a tale about a night of sex. Think of all of the things you'd like to happen in the bedroom and write it down. Place your story, no matter how long or short, in your lover's briefcase or lunch bag before he or she leaves for work. Make sure you tell him or her to text you or call you when they are done reading.
3. Try a little bondage.
Hit the Red Door or an adult store like it to purchase your first bondage kit. Make sure you've talked to your lover about this venture. It can be a little difficult to talk someone into being tied up, so if it makes it easier, you allow someone else to take control.
4. Be the star of your own porno.
Everyone has a sex tape these days. Why not you? Set up a video camera in your bedroom or be real risky and find a public place to video tape you and your lover doing the do.
5. Give up sex for a week.
Sounds strange? Well, if absence makes the heart grow fonder, imagine what it does to the libido. Court your lover, go to the movies and dinner and end the night with just a simple kiss. At the end of the week, your sex session will be so hot, you may need to miss the next day at work.
6. Join a gym with your mate.
Working out together will spice things up in the bedroom. As you both burn calories and lose weight, you will also learn how far you two can go with those Kama Sutra moves.
7. Kidnap his or her favorite thing and ransom it for sex.
Does your mate love a specific video game? Does your woman have a pair of shoes that she can't live without? Try taking that item and sending a ransom note. If he wants Madden 2008 back, then he has to do that thing with his tongue for a week. If she wants those heels back, then she's going to have kiss you down there where you really like it.
8. Have adult movie night.
Rent or buy a few porn movies and watch or log on the Internet, and get some pointers. Or laugh at the bad acting in some of the movies.
9. Masturbate.
You can't expect anyone to please you if you can't please yourself. Take the time to touch yourself this year, at least once a week.
If you need a soundtrack, listen to this song while you do it:
You'll probably go to jail if you try this, since having sex in public is against the law in North Carolina.
But let's say you're a filmmaker and you're looking for some public places to film your "adult" movie.
Charlotte is ripe with them.
Scene one: Doing it in the park. This North Charlotte park has an empty pool and a covered area that would provide the perfect backdrop.
Scene two: Love on the stairs. Pick a parking garage with a stairwell; this one on South Boulevard near Quizno's is a great one. But make sure you climb all the way up to the top, then you can work your way down.
Scene three: Riding the rails. Charlotte Area Transit light rail has been the subject of much debate. But you can't debate how hot it would be to film a movie on the benches underneath the awning as the train whistle blows. You can best believe that won't be the only thing blowing in this movie.
The Finale: There is a cool alley between The Fortune Cookie and what used to be a sub shop on Charlottetown Avenue. It's long and narrow and your actors would have to be very flexible to make this scene work. Or, maybe this would be a great spot for some girl-on-girl actions.
With or without a video camera, film permit and whatever you need to be the next Spielberg of the flesh, these spots are great for a little P.D.A.